Welcome to this special solo episode of Trash Box! Emily is back from her family cottage trip where there was no WiFi and no Housewives on TV (GASP). But she's caught up on what she's missed and is here to share her very important opinions.

First up is New York, which actually isn't the worst this week (thank you Bershan!). Does Sonja have an alcohol problem? Is it wise to confront her about it at the bar? Does the Salem psychic have access to Google? Yes, no, yes. Then it's over to Beverly Hills Does Kyle's Stolen Desert House, where Erika weaves a wild tale about a car accident, a cliff, and a coma. Finally we reach our beloved Potomac, which is the best show on television.  Follow us on Twitter @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Like, subscribe, review on all the apps you have on your phone. Thanks for listening!