We're having a war with Satan! Join us for our longest episode so far as we launch our deep-dive into the Halloween franchise. We begin the episode with a harrowing glimpse into our Dickensian childhood in Rockdale, Illinois, then we travel south along I-57 to wherever Haddonfield is supposed to be to investigate the crimes of Michael Myers. We conclude with that all-important question: are you an Annie, a Laurie, or a Lynda? The wrong answer could get you killed.