Hi, I'm Colton, your friendly neighborhood geek, and years ago, I did what every geek dreams of; I married the prettiest girl in the world. I know you want to know how I pulled that off. Well it all happened on one afternoon...

As I put the ring pop on her finger, I watched Haley’s face brighten up. I loved her smile so much I could watch her all day. I put a ring pop on my finger as well and smiled.

"We’re married now!"

Haley laughed and all I could do was stare. Even though I was just 7 years old, I had a huge crush on her and knew I'd marry her for real one day.

We happily licked our ring pops but just then, Haley stopped smiling and hid her hand behind her back. Suddenly, someone pinched my ear and dragged me to my house.

"What do you think you're doing with my daughter? "

Haley’s mom really didn't like me, even though we were neighbors. She always called me a poor boy, just because they drove a better car than my family.

"Haley, how many times must I tell you not to play with this poor boy?"

"Mom, leave him alone!"

"Mom! Dad!"

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