This week Holden (who is not missing), Jackie and MJ get deep(er) into the Kate Middleton photo conspiracy for the first 20 minutes or so before it's time for THE OSCARS (which Barbie dominated) complete with a live performance of 'I'm Just Ken', Holden gets a two day Twitch ban for Oscar streamin', Sloppenheimer and the beast he created took home Oscars, Paul Giamatti tearing up won Jackie's heart and John Cena brought out the cum storm drains, MJ thinks back to the days of Billy Crystal hosting every Oscars night, and this year's Oscar bags topped out at $178k, but that still won't fill the Oscar sized hole in Bradley Cooper's soul. The Godzilla crew rocked Godzilla shoes and finally they DON'T talk about Love is Blind (but maybe they will on The Leftovers!?), but they do talk about Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is tryhard Bradley Cooper submitting blinds about Cillian Murphy!? da list, blindz and Sshoutzzzzz

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