This week Holden, Jackie and Big Earl are gossin' about it bein' T Swift release week, complete with a 4/19 Taylor Swift album release stream, PLUS IS TAY DOING DDDDDRUGS IN DA WOODS?, Grimes rides out to her screaming Coachella doom on a robotic spider and probably wishes she had Will Smith's memory eraser from his Coachella performance as Agent J (complete with creepily muscular alien dancers), Madonna brings Ricky Martin on stage for to vouge and he subjects everyone to the outline of his HOG, everyone's gettin' ready 4 Joker 2, A SPECIAL QUEST BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR DURING CELEB CONSPIRACY; Did Beyonce Kidnap Sia!?!? AND WHAT'S THE PIGGY PLACE? A list full of iconic characters almost played by people you'd never expect AND MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie marvel at their singing being able to be pieced together by their vv cool producer. Holden gears up for The Circle while MJ discusses the newest episode of Bluey, a series which brings Jackie back to Adventure Time in terms of emotional gut punches from 11 minute kids shows. Physical 100- NetflixMarried At First Sight Season 17 - Amazon PrimeBluey - NickelodeonThe Gentlemen - NetflixOne Piece - NetflixFallout - Amazon Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden dawn their best bootleg KISS makeup to start their bad girl era as JoJo Siwa tries to reinvent herself much to all our chagrin (and delight), Mormons apparently love Taylor Swift (who just dropped a massive amount of playlists on Apple Music with some iiiiinteresting choices), April Real's day can't happen because they're STRAIGHT OUTTA REALS and no one is willing to step-up to the mantel, but FEAR NOT as Jackin' on that fated Friday, April 19th shall instead feature MJ and a listen of Tay's new album The Tortured Poets Department THAT DROPS THAT DAY! Join us over on https://www.twitch.tv/holdenatorsho , Shakira and her sons felt emasculated by Barbie and we should all care apparently, Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons don't give their loinspawn phones at the restaurants and MJ says they're BETTER PARENTS THAN THEM, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Miley Steal the Idea for Flowers from Bruno Mars?!?! A list of SHOCKINGLY bizarre "celebrity" facts, da blind items and so much mooooore! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

TALKIN' TV IS BACK (WITH BONUS MJ) AND RELEASED FROM IT'S PATREON SHACKLES! Physical 100 - NetflixMean Girl Murders - NetflixQuiet on the Set - MaxThe Truth vs Alex Jones - NetflixSeeking Sister Wives - Discovery plus, MAXSmothered Season 5 - Discovery plus, MAXInvincible - Amazon PrimeImmaculate - movie theater!Monkey Man - movie theater! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie's Jolene just wants cookies, Mr. WHITE CISHET MAN himself Holden's terrified of a specificly BUZZy set of fans and MJ's entered a new gay cowboy phase as they gush about Beyoncé's new country album 'Cowboy Carter', Jackie became the APRIL FOOL HERSELF while Holden's forcing the celebration of Men's Month, Lizzo QUIT (at least til she clarified), every company got out their silly sillies for April Fools, Holden mounts the classic Rock of Love on Hulu, Jackie would definitely drink the hot dog flavored seltzer, Sabrina Carpenter is causin'' a ruckus with her NSFW lyrical changes and can we just stop pitting everyone against each other!?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Jay-z a MURDERER?!?! A list of celebrities acting like aliens, shout outs and moooooooooooore!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie, Holden, and MJ are feelin' DYNAMITE despite a DARK NEWS WEEK complete with the Kate Middleton mystery ending with a Royal cancer announcement and Diddy's Empire seemingly crumbling (check out this week's Leftovers for even more terrible news with 'Quiet on the Set'), Jackie goes to bat for her ITALIAN heritage and is STILL trying to make Springsgiving a thing, Page 7 FLIPS THEIR STANCE ON GOOP, Rebel Wilson drops bombs on the path to the release of her autobiography which makes Jackie admit she has judged her too harshly, Anne Hathaway addresses the HATHAHATE, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Does Beyoncé control Paramount and LVMH (the parent company of Louboutin)?!?! A list with an annoying headline, THE ANNUAL CATS WATCHALONG IS ONCE AGAIN UPONST US! This Saturday, March 30th at 5:30pm PST/8:30 EST grab your dog costume and your laptop, join Page 7 over at https://www.twitch.tv/holdenatorsho and mooooore!!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie's Hemorrhaging and passin' it on to Holden and MJ as they goss 'bout the name of Spring Thanksgiving, the drama currently going on with Sims Geoff, as Jackie gets on board with Yacht Rock and rekindles her love for Steely Dan, A KATE MIDDLETON UPDATE, Holden channels a robot provides a dismal update about the year 2035, Meghan Markle drops a homeware line which only adds to the Kate fire, as well as some more fallout from the no longer Royals failed Spotify deal, a man in Michigan falls asleep after jerkin' it to Love Lies Bleeding at an AMC, Spoiler Alerts for a glitter covered Love Is Blind reunion, a brief Gronkdate, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton CURSED BY A DIAMOND?!?! A list that certainly doesn't mislead, 3 BLINDS MORE EVIL THAN THE NEXT, Shoutz and moooore!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Holden (who is not missing), Jackie and MJ get deep(er) into the Kate Middleton photo conspiracy for the first 20 minutes or so before it's time for THE OSCARS (which Barbie dominated) complete with a live performance of 'I'm Just Ken', Holden gets a two day Twitch ban for Oscar streamin', Sloppenheimer and the beast he created took home Oscars, Paul Giamatti tearing up won Jackie's heart and John Cena brought out the cum storm drains, MJ thinks back to the days of Billy Crystal hosting every Oscars night, and this year's Oscar bags topped out at $178k, but that still won't fill the Oscar sized hole in Bradley Cooper's soul. The Godzilla crew rocked Godzilla shoes and finally they DON'T talk about Love is Blind (but maybe they will on The Leftovers!?), but they do talk about Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is tryhard Bradley Cooper submitting blinds about Cillian Murphy!? da list, blindz and Sshoutzzzzz Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week on a very special Page 7 Holden, MJ and Jackie crack open the UK government's plan to keep whatever's happening with the Royal Family from the public with the early Conspiracy Corner: Is Kate Middleton Missing!?!, Jackie processes the changes to Nicole Kidman's AMC ad (THEY REMOVED THE PHRASE), Jackie lays out the specifics on her attraction to Austin Butler's Feyd-Rautha, MJ creates a family tree to help figure out what's going on with the Cyrus Clan, a list full of unlikely "romances", the blindzzzz and MOOOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Jackie, MJ, and what appears to be Pedro Pascal goss' 'bout Beyoncé getting accused of lifting the Franklin theme song for "TEXAS HOLD 'EM", Jackie and MJ head down the G Flip Slippery Slide, Machine Gun Kelly blacks out his nipples (and a good bit of the rest of his body), MJ's watchin' Full House with the kidz and it's brought up some very 90's conversations, Holden lays down his rules for inbox management and starts a chat about email and text etiquette, Olivia Rodrigo starts the "Fund 4 Good" to support women and reproductive rights (speaking of Olivia, Page 7 will trade their friendship for GUTS tickets), Beyoncé is the first black woman to achieve #1 status on top 100 with a country song AND her unreleased song DONK is trending on TikTok, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The truth about Cheugy!?!?! A fact filled list that's upsetting, Blindz, SHOUTS AND MOOOOORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week we're gossin' 'bout This Is Me... Now: A Love Story, Jackie refers to Affleck's mighty Phoenix as a mere bird, Mariah Carey appears on a remix of Ariana Grande's new single making a song only dogs can hear, Selena Gomez comes for Holden hard with her copycat fan name and Holden ends up calling for a total boycott of Page 7, the "I am Rectangular" singer got kidnapped with his family in South Africa, Zendaya wears a robotic Metropolis based outfit for the Dune premiere, the Tonygotchi combines Tamagotchi and Tony Soprano, Andrew Keegan may have accidentally started a bit of a cult, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of Hilaria's MoonBump?! A maggot covered list of disgusting behind the scenes movie secrets, blinds and shouts outs! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week on Page 7 we're gossin' 'bout ALL THINGS SUPER BOWL! Jackie unlocks the ancient wisdom of Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and finally understands why Usher is sexy along with a full Super Bowl Halftime Show breakdown, Holden tries not to upset any Keysheads, both Lady Gaga and Beyonce announce new eras (Beyonce's goin Country Y'ALL!), MJ and Holden share Super Bowl party stories, and Jackie reveals she was too busy with Geoff and her Popcorn Fleshlight Bucket at the Dune re-release but that didn't stop her from crying while watching Tay and Trav BE IN LOVE, out of touch Super Bowl ads, Nickelodeon's augmented coverage of the Super Bowl, JOIN PAGE 7 AT TWITCH.TV/HOLDENATORSHO ON FRIDAY FOR A VERY SPECIAL JACKIN'! 6pm EST/3pm PST MJ will join later in the stream for their BIRTHDAY!!!!! and a monumental watch along of 'This Is Me...Now: A Love Story', Kim Petras drops SLUTPOP MIAMI, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Curse of the Celebrity Cake Bakers?! A list that had Holden and MJ S H O O K, a relatable blind, shouts and more!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week we're gossin' 'bout THE GRAMMYS DOIN' A GREAT JOB! MJ's in a Tracy Chapman hole after Tracy Chapman killed it live, congrats Miley Cyrus on getting her first Grammy, Page 7 creates their own Grammys that we can all agree would be far superior, Tay-Tay brings home best album for 'Midnights' and drops her NEW ALBUM ART AND TRACK LIST, no one can own Eras, quick Crescent City check-in: Jackie's dislocating her jaw and devouring it (MAAS BABIES RISE UP), Billy Joel premieres new song at The Grammys, T. Swift did NOT snub Celine Dion on stage, Fantasia absolutely kills Tina Turner Proud Mary tribute, Lizzo denied motion to dismiss, Jackie gushes over boygenius, Flavor Flav is charming Holden's pants off, shout outs to Phoebe Bridgers for calling out disgusting former Grammys CEO Neil Portnow, everyone's been saying Timothée (and everything else) wrong, Tom Kenny is NOT the SpongeBob shacking up with Ariana Grande, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Sydney Sweeney a LIAR?!?! A list to hide from actors and BLINDZ! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week we're gossin' 'bout the fact that Jackie H A T E S that she's talking to MJ "Literature Person" Knefel and Holden "Football Man" McNeely instead of gettin' lost in a tale of lust and revenge, book talk up talk with Crescent City book 3 droppin' this past Monday and brief talk on American Nightmare (Jackie recommends) after MJ reveals they're a beach read bitch, Taylor is headin' to the Superb Owl and some Football talk around 12:10, but if you skip it you'll miss how the Dems have weaponized Taylor Swift in a plot against the GOP to radicalize football fans to Vote4Joe, Hillary Pokemon Goes and gives her opinion on the Barbie Scandal, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion BEEF TALK, Ruby Rose gets death threats because people thought she was Rubi Rose and Nicki thanks Ben Shapiro for teaming up with WHITE BOY himself Tom MacDonald to aurally assault the world, the Mark Norman standup show being stopped turns out to be a PR stunt and so was the furry attack on Tyra Banks, a preview of what we'll be talkin' 'bout on LEFTOVERS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: These personal celeb anecdotes from listeners!!! Da List, BLINDZ and SHOUTS!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week it's time for Oscar nom talk! Holden's excited for everything everyone hates, Rob Lowe did a Rob Lowe, WHERE IS THE CRISS ANGEL BIOPIC?!, More Saltburn and May December talk, Holden just wants a magician film PERIOD, ⚠️ NEW JLo movie This Is Me...Now: A Love Story ⚠️ pause around 1358 and WATCH THIS to prep for the coming watchalong event in February!, first ep of the new Buffy watchalong available on patreon for all levels!, MJ and Jackie fell in love with the same person, at the same time and that would be G Flip and their beautiful cover of 'Cruel Summer', THERE'S A BABY ON THE LOOSE, Jackie approves of Napoleon regardless of what anyone thinks!, Pauly Shore is advocating to play Richard Simmons in new biopic, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: is Leonardo DiCaprio actually a true romantic and gentleman?!?!, a list of animal actor facts that are still sad and Holden's losing his MIND with these blinds! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You Eat nearly scares Jackie away from almost all red meat, Jackie faces the allegation that her and Geoff are SWINGBAITERS, Holden's nemesis takes time away from licking doughnuts (WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN) lets everyone know she's REALLY into SpongeBob, Sofia Vergara does NOT put up with an interviewer making fun of her accent, some old fashioned Page 7 90 Day Talk, MJ gets into The Godfather, THE Mean Girls Musical actress Renee Rapp is letting it rip on press tour (btw FUCK YOU BUDDY), Mia Goth gets sued by an extra for abuse and it's mixed on if she could do it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Sir Ian McKellen hook up with the bassist from My Chemical Romance in 2004?!?, a list of SECRET MuSiC fAcTsSsSsSs, a blind FIRST and SHOUT OUUUUTS!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his bourbon haze goblin life with Bad Surgeon: Love Under the Knife and peepin' on nudey gobs in Baldur's Gate 3. SOMETHING HAPPENS IN SALTBURN!!! Calvin Klein has blessed our 2024 with a gift of an ad, Jacob Elordi ate a bunch of bacon to be Elvis and Gideon doesn't get all these Elvis references, Holden sure knows a lot about the new Ariana Grande single for someone who doesn't like her.......Jackie keeps coming back to the gift from CK, sexy purring horses show up at some point, remember to never see the joke BEFORE The Hog, Jackie contends that The Iron Claw was NOT sexy, GOLDEN GLOBES BREAKDOWN Y'ALL! Jo Koy panicked during his monologue like he was at an open mic night and NEVER THROW YOUR WRITERS UNDER THE BUS, Holden and MJ are at odds on T Swifts response to The Joke, a whole new category was created for Barbie, Cillian Murphy had something on his face, Christopher Nolan got toasty and roasty in a Peloton class and Holden's all for it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Timothée Chalamet give Chlamydia to half of NYU!?, a list of lists, a blind that can't be believed and SHOUT OUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

It's the New Year and Holden, MJ, and Jackie are channeling the spirits of New Years past this week as they talk about some of their favorite holiday memories! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS and Page 7 hopes everyone had a Merry Christmas and wishes a Happy Monkey Bob to All with this Best. Christmas. Ever! watchalong!   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and Holden's thinkin' bout those solid bricks of rumchata. Shane MacGowan's funeral got everybody in the church dancin', Panera Bread's D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶ Charged Lemonade keeps making headlines, Jackie is now a converted shower pisser and gives a Pissgate update, Holden goes Full Dad, Taylor Swift is a billionaire based only on music releases and hit a new high on her carbon footprint #GIRLBOSS, Jwow asks everyone to enter her Heavenly Flower, I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE IT ANNUAL WATCH ALONG, Doritos launches a mystery cheese liqueur, Jackie begins her Single White Femaling of Holden with her first car purchase, CHRISTMAS SHOES TAKES TO TIKTOK, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Hugh Jackman dating Queer Eyes Antoni!?!, Da List, AND SHOUTZzZZzzZZz Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast