Roses are red, violets are blue, welcome to the Hellscape, where love's askew. There’s love in the air and sewage in the dating pool. While Valentine’s Day might have come and gone, it's never too late to dig up the skeletons in everyone’s dating closets. From Andrew's receding hairline to Maggie's “high” standards, with Erica in charge only one thing is for sure: no one is safe. So break up with your boyfriend, girlfriend, situationship, Twink, etc. and join us as we dive into this anti-love festivities of humbling Andrew, roasting Kirk and writing love letters (not) to our favorite money-taking, rights-stealing man.    So if you’re fed up with your social media followers coming out of the WOODWORK to post their motley ugly collage of the people they “love” then you’re in the right place.  Because who needs romance when you have this dysfunctional podcast crew spreading cynicism and laughter in equal measure?   Hosted by Erica (@erica_megan), Kirk (@kirk.charles), and Andrew (@andrwjn)   Produced by Maggie (@maggiirosee)