The Ark of the Covenant

The Paranormal Song Warrior

Believe: Exciting Songs About Shockingly Mysterious Stuff

2 MINUTES AND 53 SECONDS • JUL 27 2011

Album tracklist

1

Chupacabra, The Goat Sucker

01:43

2

The Moon Is a Spaceship

01:14

3

It's Animal Mutilation! (Who Killed My Cow with Such Precision?)

01:46

4

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is My God

01:31

5

(Watch out For) the Shadow People (In the Corner of Your Eye)

01:35

6

01:36

7

A Song About Vampires

01:26

8

Watch out for the Thetans

01:21

9

Glastonbury Is a Magnificent Paranormal Place

01:20

10

Spontaneous Combustion (What a Wonderful Thing!)

01:19

11

I Believe in Time Travel

01:10

12

A Fine Song About Stonehenge, The Alien Landing Site

01:26

13

01:24

14

The Men in Black Song

01:19

15

01:37

16

It's Raining Frogs

01:16

17

Astral Projection

01:25

18

The Lost City of Atlantis, Where Did It Go?

01:20

19

Deja Vu Deja Vu Deja Vu

02:15

20

Ectoplasm (It Shoots Right out of Your Body!)

01:40

21

A Song About the Winchester Mansion

02:04

22

Look at the Crop Circles!

01:31

23

Everybody Has a Doppelganger (Watch out for Your Evil Twin!)

01:20

24

The Elf Is a Fantastic Magical Creature

02:03

25

The Hall of Wisdom Is a Very Wise Hall!

01:38

26

Numerology Can Drive You Totally Crazy. Don't Get Too Numerolical, Please.

02:02

27

(Oh My Lord) It's the Oujja Board!

01:04

28

Hey! Hey! It's a Poltergeist

01:20

29

The Voodoo Doll Song

01:19

30

Tarot Cards Are Awesome!

01:21

31

Telekinesis Is a Great Power That We All Have! Try It!

01:23

32

Oh No! I'm in a Vortex. What Am I Going to Do?

01:11

33

A Pretty Good Song About Werewolves (The Werewolf Song)

01:35

34

My Wife Got Impregnated by an Incubus. I Will Stand by Her.

01:50

35

Zombies Zombies Zombies (A Zombie Is the Living Dead)

01:41

36

I Got a Pretty Little Succubus

01:55

37

Art Bell Speaks the Truth

01:05

38

The Well to Hell

01:18

39

Cryptozoology Is a Legitimate Science

02:23

40

I Believe the Earth Is Hollow (The Hollow Earth Song)

01:00

41

The Aliens Built the Pyramids

01:16

42

The Ark of the Covenant

02:53

43

The Mothman Song (Believe in the Power of the Mothman!)

01:50

44

Black Helicopters (Have Great Mufflers)

01:43

45

Lithobolia, The Devil Rock Thrower!

01:17

46

Stambovsky V. Ackley (A House That Haunted Isn't Always Wanted)

01:47

47

01:16

48

01:27

49

The Thunderbird Is a Real Giant Bird. Seriously.

01:25

50

The New Jersey Devil

02:00

51

The Ogopogo Monster Song

01:31

52

The Beast of Bray Road

01:53

53

The Sea Serpent of Seneca Lake

00:42

54

The Evil Little Montauk Monster

01:08

55

Cadborosaurus (Aka Caddy)

01:15

56

Plant Perception (Plants Aren't as Stupid as You Think!)

01:21

57

The Best Song Ever Made About Bigfoot

01:15

58

The Skunk Ape Is a Stinky Ape

02:14

59

Oh My Goodness, It's the Yeti, The Abominable Snowman! Wow!

01:13

60

Electronic Voice Phenomenon

01:24

61

Owlman Owlman Owlman!

01:37

62

Flatwoods Monster

02:14

63

The Loveland Frog

01:30

64

The Super Sargasso Sea

01:24

65

Waheela, The Bear-Dog

01:01

66

The Michigan Dogman

01:25

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