Half of everywhere is infested with men.  So finding a husband isn’t that hard.  Finding the right one is.  As an international man of mystery I can help with that, since you’re gonna need to know what you’re dealing with.  Now remember, men are naturally stinky and have no visible means of support.  And they can sleep standing up.  Only a widow knows where her husband is at all times, so don’t expect too much at first. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands