Jones’n 2 Branch Out

We know, We know. We're way off posting schedule but at this point if we don't get make it home in time, a new episode would've released by August. Thanks to my Uncle for letting us use his gear to record. Then we ran into another issue, we got Sick in Vegas. When it rains it pours and it rarely rains here. We have all this to blame thanks to American Airlines. Don't worry we discuss EVERYTHING about that, and Ryan isn't done, not until some sort of compensation.Timestamps:0:37 - Intro2:19 - Vegas Traveling, The Airline from hell9:45 - What we've seen on the trip19:15 - Who Gets Sick during the Summer...and a Heatwave25:48 - Lysha's Experience: Dinner and the Strip33:07 - Let's get back to this Airline from Hell47:44 - We got more but We Gotta Get back home. Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

In this episode, we catch up on some great movies we binged and discuss why the 4th of July is overrated for us. We also get into why we (Americans) are obsessed with Mukbangs and food eating contests  and don’t get Ryan started about the “jello”.  New this week we played Branch Bad choices (BBC- ok we’re still working on the name) and talked about Alysha sleeping her way to the top and asked Ryan if his friendliness has ever been misinterpreted. Listen to the full episode to hear our take. TIME STAMPS2:19 Middle child is girlfriend obsessed7:35 Branch binging- inside out and Beverly Hills Axel F 12:15 4th of July crazies 16:45 Are we big backed or big headed?22:56 Ryan will never look at jello the same25:04 Branch bad choices Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Britannica Dictionary definition of PATHOLOGICAL. 1. : extreme in a way that is not normal or that shows an illness or mental problemIn this episode, we BRANCH binging!!!! (Maybe we’ll see)  to discuss "Dark Matter" and the "Tell Them You Love Me" doc on Netflix. We also discuss pathological liars and incriminating child neglect videos AND YOU POSTED THIS on social media? Finally we talk with Ryan about his lifetime grudge and how his 16 year old self reacts at the sight of one person. TIME STAMPS3:24 Branch binging is back 4:10 Dark Matter -Tell them you love me 16:01 Pathological liars 23:10 Parental neglect on social media 27:00 Is holding grudges over 30 healthy? Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

On this episode we get into the revelation of something we've never come across before or is it a Pot Luck? I don't know but lets get into these Grandparents of this generation. Hear me out on this, slide them a prepaid card and link an account for the kids... do with that information as you will. Robux and Vbucks is running a muck in these streets and something gotta GIIIIVE!!! Also, let's get something straight...if you live in the countryside, just lock ya doors okay.Timestamps:3:27- Family Reunions, they for everybody...Right?11:28 - Chime these Grandparents FOR THE KIDS!!!15:28 - Roblox Money23:02 - The Walk of Love, how do you swerve it as Parents?28:15 - Why is it Always the Bee's Man!!!36:20 - Just....Lock Them Doors, Please!! Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

This episode we get into the debate that has shaken up some friends with the Man vs Bear debate with Ryan having different opinions on the matter. Then we discuss the tribulations of outdoor Graduation ceremonies and this new college courses going on for the kids of the future. Have you been to your local Walmart lately? At this point you're an employee and customer, I swear foh gawd they ask for my receipt one more time. Can we get into these freaky ass laws we have in this country...based on a fake love story.  Apologies for the audio issues the previous episodes, we didn't test the audio beforehand. Timestamps:3:27 -Man vs Bear10:26- Graduation18:20 - Hogwarts and Honorary Doctorate foolery25:21-Romeo and Juliet Laws32:34 - "I'm the Employee now" Walmart hiring us Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

During this episode of Jones'n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha return to catch up on the stories we've missed, including Alysha's 'common sense' blind spots, Girl math and the DoomsDay Clock. Why Ryan swears off chaperoning field trips with kids who exceed his height, also a recap of Ryan's birthday weekend in New Jersey trying to Touch The Sky like Kanye.  Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!TIME STAMPS2:34 -Things Alysha doesn't know (I mean who knew California had a whole forest?)9:11 -Ryan's sketchy trail walk 15:42 -Why Ryan will never chaperone another field trip25:34 -Jersey Driving, skydiving, go kart racing and BEAR sighting? 41:40 -Next trip is to Vegas and Alysha's already acting like a bird. 47:10 -Doom Scrolling  Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Let's get into this hiatus, also Alysha's telltale 'finger steeple,' like Mr. Burns when somebody touches her property. Ryan's discusses his employment free agency and his continued pet peeve about 'fur babies.  Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!TIME STAMPS2:43 -Let's recap this LOOOOONNNGGG ASSSS hiatus8:16 -Knee Squeeze and women always gravitating to Ryan 17:35 -No more work for Ryan (for now), Cause F*** that job 20:34 -People frustrations: Why does everyone have a dog and insist taking it EVERYWHERE  Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was trying to grab every celebrity on the planet...but we ain't come across no Goofy Marriage pods (we probably weren't looking either but we will). We felt the need to get back into it and give it another go with some changes. New Episodes will be on the First Friday of the month and the Last Friday, our lives are still some what busy and we just don't want that burn out again. Visuals will be available that weekend after posting (Fingers Crossed) 0:00 Fake Podcasters and Microphone Mishaps  13:51 Florida Woman and School Schedules Discussion  23:27 Random Kids and Rain Woes  29:56 Breaking Habits, Changing Lives  34:05 Rambling Discussion on Various Topics (Side note...smh AI did these Chapters, I would never!!)With that being said, thank you for continuing to download our previous episodes during our absence and hope you continue listening.  Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Ya know.... I knew that solo episode was gon be Doo doo butter but let's move past that...just like this year is passing us faster and faster. Halloween is around the corner so you know w- Alysha had to join in on dressing up (since Ryan just can't not wear wigs). We're back, BOF of us! To discuss what's latest in the young family life, like trying to buy our kids costumes and seeing nothing but dicks in the store...are we sure this was the spirit halloween store? IG influencers who just need to pump the brakes on influencing AND discuss how Ly got caught on camera being a NASTY.Timestamps:01:41 Intro04:45 Sneaky Sneaky Ly08:37 Branch BingingAbc's of DeathGrimcuttyScary stories to be told in the dark23:22 Halloween Shenanigans32:02 Daycare Halloween Scare, gone too far39:40 Brittney Renner must be stopped!45:23 Nap Time/Personal Time at Work needs to be GlobalWe said we were gon stop with the visuals...then I remembered how much I spent on this gear LOL, Visuals will be back on our youtube channel Monday!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Lemme just close this here private browser real quick, wash my hands....clean up this crime scene....Oh and I didn't record yet! Listen its another solo nig-morning and I'm just now recording this episode. Too many thoughts on the mind and I tell you I could either type it out or be humorous about the problems on this roller coaster in life.  I really don't understand that analogy if we ain't talkin about the long line waits, the butterflies in ya guts because you seen a grown ass man cry getting off a ride. It's just a punk ass "up and down" fuckouttahere wit that noise. Sorry I been binging lately and my NY was showing LUL. Anyways it's a short spicy pod tonight and ya know what, I said what I said *Gemini Super Kanye Shrug*Timestamps:Just listen to the episode becuz I write nor did I edit anything Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history LUL. This episode we get into the growing pains of puberty growing up after our son hit the 13 mark this week. Then we get into some Outrage Marketing that's been going on lately on the interwebs. Speaking of outrage and parenting, how many parents get new J's for their kid and be pissed when they scuffed 2 days later? A mom is mad her child's father is not wearing Name brand shoes,Timestamps:01:31 - Intro07:01 - Branch Binging: UnchartedM3GAN Trailer12:32 - Hitting Puberty back in the day21:09 - Outrage Marketing30:31 - Nike's Or Paw Patrol?36:14 - We don't know this Jones! Alex Jones owe Billi?!42:20 - Who Set this Slime on "Get Out of my Diner! -circa 1955" on Katy Perry?Visuals will be available over on our Youtube Channel on  Monday, Be sure to Subscribe!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

This has been the most isolated "staycation" weekend we've had but man was it draining for 48 Hours. First we took a road trip for a funeral service and linked up with west coast family. At one point in the trip Ryan finally had part heart to heart with his father that provided some solidarity for him. Opening up like he came from therapy this weekend, speaking of...one of us takes up therapy and come to find out that Get what you Give in sessions. We close out talking about seeing old friends or classmates out in public.... somebody wants to be in public with the FuckItz... Lets Get into it.Timestamps01:48 - Intro4:34 - Branch Binging:Hocus Pocus 2 ReviewMovie Trailer Talk- Black Panther 2, Mario, Barney Documentary18:54 - Weekend Shenanigans30:02 - First Therapy Sessions37:18 - The Shade Given to Old Friends.Forgot to Edit and Upload previous episode but we'll be back to the routine next week.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Well, Well, Well look who's come back! Granted still sounding a lil rough and had the audacity to have a pocket full of cough drops. Alysha returns! We try to talk a walk down memory lane going back to the school where we first met. Problem is that A LOT has changed as attended our oldest son's Open House. So many rules and so much freedom. It ain't right! How many times has your REAL self showed up at work and phrases start to slip? It's the most hilarious and "cringey" (lowkey hate that word) scenario to deal with. Tuh at 33, I thought Salt and Vinegar chips were wild of a scent... I can't imagine the smell opening up a Bag of Pussy potato chips tho.... talk about memory lane.Timestamps:01:27 - Intro/Return of Alysha!04:19 - Branch Binging:Schitt's Creek (Netflix)Dahmer (Netflix)13:05 - Memory Lane/ New Old School19:23 - Kids Don't Keep NOTHIN Private24:19 - Professionalism and Code Switching At Work33:58 - Food News: The Got Bag Of Pussy Potato Chips Ya'll!! (They are shaped like them too)Visuals will be a little late this week, Going out of town for a funeral so expect a Tuesday Release!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

If ya'll know where that Title comes from, I will Cash app you $20 LUL.Oh how I do hate taking these random spur of the moment breaks. For a moment, I was ready to wave the white flag AGAIN. I'm going to save that topic for another episode but last week our kids got sick, which resulted into this week Alysha has been sick. Thought about skipping the week again, but then I had other ideas. Maybe go solo and see how well this goes. Besides a few "Um's" it's like streaming again on Twitch...talking to myself lol. Still kept with the format and has some NEWS to discuss with my co-host as well so we'll see how this turns out from today.Timestamps:01:30 Intro4:25 - Branch BingingCyberpunk EdgerunnersArrested DevelopmentMoonfall9:05 - F*Ck It, We'll Go LIVE!! (Almost Went Live This Episode, Next time?)10:56 - Nah I'm Pretty sure we Discussed This NyQuil Chicken Shit before14:38 - Umma Do ME!.... Respectfully Of Course21:06 - Sneaky Links At The Gym Is CRAZY!!Visuals for the latest episode will be Available on Monday over on our YouTube Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Oh if our old asses could rejoice and do flips on our front yard, we would with school back in session. This prob had to be the loudest summer we had to deal with at home. Now we're back to having a break for ourselves at home and grumpy attitudes in the morning. This week we showed our age starting off the birthday seasons in the house on a Ninja Warrior course. We get into our Branch Binging Bag of course and then take skip down memory lane with First day of school memories. With the Fall season here, out comes the heathens and their eyeballs lookin for grey sweatpants and Ryan's tired of his body being policed and Ly is sore from bedroom shenanigans. Lets get into it.Timestamps:01:34 - Intro2:46 - Ninja Lab Birthday Pain/Back 2 School9:00 - Branch BingingThe Way Down (HBO Max)HTGAWM (Netflix)Echoes (Netflix)22:45 - First Day Of School Memories29:23 - SweatPants Season Is Upon Us32:10 - Manhandling Problems35:36 - Hickies Have Been and Will always be Weird and Childish39:16 - Husband/Wife Using 17,000 From joint accountVisuals will Hopefully be returning this week, Head over to our Youtube channel to subscribe and leave a comment,https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

One of these days I'm gonna learn to avoid bringing up the topics DAYS before we record LUL. The debating that happens between us is worth it for the pod. This episode was giving some Mars Vs Venus vibes... She-Hulk Vs Hulk Anger levels. One can keep it in check while the other is always angry, ya know the shtick. Today what got us going was the Art Teacher that got more curves than a box of crayons. We discuss the importance of separating Career from Personal life on social media. Always we discuss another marriage pod and the translation of "Awake Vagina". Lets' get into the episodeTimestamps:01:31 - Intro/ Back 2 School is Coming!04:38 - Branch Binging:Love Life (HBO  Max)Caught In the Act: Unfaithful (VH1)Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist (Netflix)World News20:04 - AirDrop That Cock to The CockPit24:03 - Florida Woman Goes Ocean 2 at Dollar Tree with Her son31:45 - Explain This Awake Vagina? Not This one But the Term36:30 - Influencer Vs Role Model: Curvy Ass Art TeacherSorry the last episode didn't get posted but we back to it for Next Monday, Make sure to check out the Youtube Channel for the visuals.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Well I feel like we haven't had a one sided pod in minute! Ya know, when one of us comes prepared with things to discuss and the other just nods there head and wave. This episode we got into the personal side of things. First we get into Ryan's latest dieting issues and then future Youtube channel plans for the hell of it. I feel like the hardest thing to bring into a relationship...besides kids, are insecurities. Feeling a way about ya self that affects ya partner always is slippery slope. I really don't know how we got on the topic of pegging and freaky partners Sexploring but here we are.Timestamps:01:23 - Intro07:14 - Branch BingingPrey (Hulu)Old (Hbo Max)NOPE19:02 - YouTube Channel Ideas21:58 - Insecurities in Marriage32:05 - Masturbation and Performing in Front of PartnerVisuals for the latest episode will be available on our Youtube Channel over at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

This episode started off like a typical episode...then things began to LEAN in a different direction. Women for a long time have be depicted complimenting other women in locker rooms or just trying on clothes and sounds fine. Let the tables turn and a man does something like this... Women will look at him like he needs to check his sexuality. Why is that? Also why is it that none of ya'll told me the audio was crazy sounding the last few episodes? Felt like a one man show on the audio version but besides that we get into these topics today and on why women hold that double standard against men so aggressively. Another weird dysfunctional news week so we head back over to reddit for a TIFU story and we also discuss men shutting down BBL's to get their own PPL (Penile Procedure...Lift Idk)Timestamps:01:20 - Intro/Passing ships marriage lifestyle04:23 - Branch Binging: I Am Groot shorts (Disney +)She-Hulk (Disney+)Prey (Hulu/HBOMax)9:05 - ShoveGate14:27 - Judgement from Men saying No in the room21:49 - Double Standard Bi-Curious Comments31:55 - Permanent Penis Pumping from the Dick Doc On TikTok35:03 - TIFU Giving a BJCheck out the visuals available every Monday over on our Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

EDIT: SOOOO I ain't know I uploaded the edited version for the video portion that I was still editing, therefore Ly's mic was off on the previous upload but now both audio channels are on.Yeah you don't know how bad I was stuck on that title, Maaaaan you feel a rush of anxiety hit you and then it just subsides when the issue is minor.... yeah nah. Anxiety washed over in me in a state of Funk because plans got canceled. So due to that change of plans... this is light episode. News is getting crazy again so we decided to discuss some topics like Dad's flaking on you (had to call moms up), TikTok Pranking your children and Receiving compliments feels weird. Let's get into it.Timestamps:01:30 - Intro3:20 - Deep Sea Daddy Issues06:23 - Branch BingingProject Power (Netflix)21 Bridges (Netflix)15:57 - Halloween Here Already??21:33 - Please Don't Compliment Me/ Sitcom Dating Flashback29:52 - TIFU Buying my wife the wrong Bra SizeCheck out the visuals Every Monday over On Our Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!

Either this heatwave the past few days got some of us buggin or it's just Too HAWT for Love right now. So much toxicity going on and everybody is just trying to go around to get a nut. We would've never thought the man who has practically been penning our love songs in our dating life would be involved in some filth like this Hea! Then we got the BlueFace and his girl just going about it non-stop on Social media. I just wanna know one thing.... ok maybe two....Do ya'll use incognito mode to browse the P-Hub and about how many tabs you got open?Timestamps:01:22 - Intro2:25 - Best Pick up line I ever heard!/Toothless confessions7:34 - Branch Binging: Baddies SouthTOO MUCH DISPLAY OF Toxicity11:10 - Blueface vs Chrisean17:26- Ne-yo vs Crystal 31:07 - Porn tabs and Regret36:29 - Nah This Ain't Kink Shaming I Don't CareCheck out the visuals Every Monday over on our YouTube Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A Listen to new episodes every Monday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!