[Verse]
We're the nerds of the green, the rulers of the lawn
Dressed in flannel shirts, rockin' shades like we're cool
With our spray heads and rotors, we conquer all terrain
We're the ones who make it rain, oh yeah (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Sprinkler nerds, rise up and take a stand (take a stand)
We're the smart ones, leading the irrigation land (oh-oh-oh)
With our wrenches and timers, we're the heroes in disguise
Sprinkler nerds, let's light up the skies, yeah! (ooh yeah)