Secrets: If everyone came with a warning, what would your sign say?

If everyone came with a warning, what would your sign say?! "Will unload trauma dump without you asking!" "I am the one your mom warned you about." "May blurt out personal opinions at inappropriate times!!" "Caution: Stay 6 feet back at all times. #gassy" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices