Did you know that snakes can go dormant for years and then bite a mother fucker? Tom brings you your food porn with a pretentious Italian Chef. We throw you some red meat: a Florida Man story about meth and dumbness. Hidden Valley Ranch gets into the jewelry business. They can print balls now! Towards the end of the episode we admit we will sell out and we beg for sponsors. Still waiting, Diageo. This week in Duh: If you bash the company you work for on Youtube, you will get fired!

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The Drink:

Beer with a Scotch Chaser

News Stories from This Episode:

Snakes in a Wine Bottle:
https://whiskeyraiders.com/article/snake-wine-venomous-bite-china/

The Pretentious Chef:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/the-italian-chef-who-puts-lasagna-in-a-toothpaste-tube-1.5823252

Florida Man Gets his Meth Checked by Police:
https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/17/florida-man-calls-911-requesting-his-meth-be-tested-for-authenticity-16290169/

The One True Ranch to Rule Them All:
https://nerdist.com/article/hidden-valley-ranch-diamond-ring-sold-12-thousand-dollars-feeding-america-charity/

Printable Balls:
https://news.ubc.ca/2022/03/16/3d-printed-testicular-cells/

Subway Bread is not Bread:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-bread

This Week in Duh:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/03/tesla-fires-employee-who-posted-youtube-videos-of-full-self-driving-accident/

Contact Info:

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