In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw:

https://www.pennlive.com/life/2022/05/federal-safety-agency-issues-warning-about-babyrescue-rapid-evacuation-devices.html#:~:text=Published%3A%20May.,the%20child%20inside%20the%20bag.%E2%80%9D

Already working on the cover art for Mutant Rage Hamsters 2: This Time It's Personal. Whatever happened to Mutant Rage Hamsters 1? Let's just skip it and get to the good stuff.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/27/gene-editing-turns-fluffy-hamsters-into-aggressive-rage-monsters-16721041/

In this corner: small weakling human with baseball cap on backwards with a body tempered by Fritos and charcoal grilled hot dogs. And in this corner: a 1700 pound grizzly bear who's pretty pissed that his natural environment is rapidly disappearing.
Let's get ready to rumble!
*interesting fact: my impression of an individual who thinks he can beat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat sounds remarkably like Bill Cosby.

https://www.fox13now.com/news/national-news/poll-shows-which-animals-americans-think-they-could-beat-in-a-fight

Do you really want to live in a place that needs to pay you to live there?

https://news.yahoo.com/this-virginia-town-will-give-you-a-20000-incentive-to-move-in-140532587.html#:~:text=Some%20cities%20like%20Lewisburg%2C%20W,to%20relocate%20with%20similar%20offers.

I wonder if the brochures at the Bank of Zambia include any copies of the dick pics they send to ransomware gangs:

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/national-bank-hit-by-ransomware-trolls-hackers-with-dick-pics/

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