Hello ladies and gentlemen!!! – this week I’m joined again by my favourite lady, Linda - So Big-up yourself!
Talking of Bigging up yourself, Linda’s been having her own fashion revamp and has given herself a make over with a new Bet Lynch look... and she's wondering if she’s still cool and hip.
Now I believe all this stuff so this week from Take a Break we read ‘Fate and Fortune’ (my bloody favourite magazine) from ‘voices from beyond’ Cinders Boswell (funny name but never mind) writes to her wife Rosemary in heaven. We also read a story from Gloucestershire about a chip eating sex demon. I believe in all this, so I think it's very irresponsible that Linda starts encouraging sex demons to give her a 'spooky goosing'.
This week we hear a new section in the podcast called ‘Residential wranglings’. There’s been some problems affecting everyone’s drains in my neighbourhood and Mr Rawlings (neighbour who suffers with psoriasis on his head) rings me about the blockage. Nothing to do with me, so I quickly ring Barry (my other neighbour) to warn him before Mr Rawlings hangs the blame on him. Mr Rawlings rings Barry and things get out of hand quickly.
We also read a letter from the archive (emails I haven't bothered reading). Jamie Penn writes in about working on a night shift at a residential care home where ghosts request cups of tea and throw punches. We ring Jamie at his NHS offices to get more super bloody natural stories.
All that and lots, lots more. Hope you enjoy, and don’t forget to Keep warm...and a Choccywoccydoodah to each and every one of you...fading now...
Matt Earley as Peter Rawlings
Barry from Watford
Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox
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