This week Brian and Brian discuss the completely real and not impossible scenario, or nightmare for our Australium friends; of a dark fecal bulge in the force called Darth Dutton. This potato-DNAed political experiment is determined to showcase a nation powered by nuclear pieces of fried toast. Delusion is his name and detention is his game. No one who visits, takes part in, or watches the 2032-ish Olympiad in the underwater city of Brisbanium; will be allowed to leave the city once they have been identified in the data banks of his unreality machine.
On a less serious note, the end of the world has been postponed until the television rights have been secured by Rooted Murdoch and his evil henchmen, henchwomen and non-binary hench-persons, hench-animals and some slightly hench-plants.