Send us a text"Do you want fries with that?" , the undertaker said and Two Gun laughed softly to himself and blew the legs off the chair."Nice one" said the milkman and Jane went off quietly to milk the cat.All this and less on this weak's episplode of TSHEx.On a lighter note, "I forgot what I was going to write so I made something up."replied Cinderellar.

Send us a textIn the old days when electricity was something you wore on your head, no one had any idea that someday this voltage business would ever go on to power whole cities and burn people to death electric chair style.This week thanks to the Nikola Tesla Across The Void Machine, The Brians talk to the creator of modern electricalness and watch him roll over and over in his grave knowing that his gentle and soothing creation is being abused by corporate, political and military complex globally, interstellarly and possibly underwater.Nik told us that if we was alive today he would get someone with a bit more muscle to kick Elon Muskatel right in the nuts. (His words not ours!)...and on a lighter note, gristle is good.

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian discuss the completely real and not impossible scenario, or nightmare for our Australium friends; of a dark fecal bulge in the force called Darth Dutton. This potato-DNAed political experiment is determined to showcase a nation powered by nuclear pieces of fried toast. Delusion is his name and detention is his game. No one who visits, takes part in, or watches the 2032-ish Olympiad in the underwater city of Brisbanium; will be allowed to leave the city once they have been identified in the data banks of his unreality machine.On a less serious note, the end of the world has been postponed until the television rights have been secured by Rooted Murdoch and his evil henchmen, henchwomen and non-binary hench-persons, hench-animals and some slightly hench-plants.

Send us a textThe Brian's reminisce about the good old, well, er, the old days when eating Dagwood Dogs at the Brisbane Exhibitionist County Fair was the only thing to do in August. Yes, Dagwood Dogs, that sawdusty, meaty, grissly, sausage shaped apparatus on a stick and loaded with tomato sauce or ketchup (for our North American Numbskull listeners). The Brian's also discuss the vomitting that follows. Tasty.Brian discusses the origin of the number 5 and why it's the go to number for all good mathematicians, morticians, politicians and stick insects, the world over. Don't get him started on 25, the Fucker won't shut up. Fuck! He's put it in the Title !!Sir Boblin Gettoff gets a mention from Brian and fuck doesn't that go down a treat. Listen to all the goss here on that Clown.On an interesting note, the Brian's try out the newest fad sensation, that is Underpant Cream. Yes, the Brian's road test it and cook with it. That's Niiiiice.

Send us a textOn a tale of renown and infamy, the Brian's head into the world of sport unlike anything has been seen on a Public Hospital Operating Room floor.Brian discusses how Mutton Birds with lice will be the go to offering at the 2032 Brisbanium Olympics thing with chips.On a very serious note, the Brian's bring up the main program of events at the 2032 games that will be golfing and fishing combined. Yes, sharpen your 9 irons, apply razor blades to your 2 woods as Brisbane becomes the sporting and carnivores capital of Orstraylya.On a simpleton note, Barry eats 4 goldfish.

Send us a textYes that's correct listeners... Brian and Brian have been forced into podcasting strike action after a serious incident involving the International Olympic Committee, a burning Hobie Cat and a crate of Grange Hermitage.Until the paper bags full of money come flooding back in, Barry will remain locked in the cupboard and the Herrings can be found at the pub dribbling over the offensive placards.No scabs pleas!

Send us a textThe Paris Olympics opens to the sound of Brian and Brian gesticulating wildly and having a wheelchair race at the Champs Elysees Tobacco Shop.In a further highlight of the Games, Brian drinks a Litre of River Seine water and marches into Notre Dame and urinates on some American tourists. Just great fun and stuff.The Brian's let the cat and a hand grenade out of the bag when they discuss at length, yep, way too long about the Brisbanium Olympic Games in 2032/3. Yes, the Front Passage of Bribie Island will be the area for not only the nautical events but also the Bikecycling, Flower Decorating, the Gunpowder Framing  and the Art Deco Bricklaying. Not to mention the Nuclear Weaponry display.On an interesting note Bevan now lives with Kamala Harris.

Send us a textDO NOT SEND US A TEXT MESSAGE ITS A NAZI SCAM !!!!!! Brian discusses the main issue in the world today and he is succinctly cut off by Brian. Barry intervenes and a scuffle ensues. After the Police leave and the Health Care Professionals do their part, the Refigerator is opened and the Brian's crack open the coldest alcoholic bottles they can shove in their mouths.Brian continues the conversation that is, how do Sherpa's take so many "Look at Me" types up Everest just using an Angle Grinder and a packet of cigarettes?In an open and Pope Frank discussion, both Brian and Brian chat enormously about the  National sport of the good old USA that is, the spreading of Presidents blood all around the suburbs and streets of America. What a Hoot.On a serious note, Bevan is still missing and was last seen moving a ladder and signing autographs in Pennsylvania.

Send us a textOn the show this week the Brians compare mug shots of their protégé Bevan to a young chappy who had a bit of an upset on a rooftop in Butler, Pennsyphveinium this week.The similarity between these two scamps is uncanny and thanks to some very well forged documents there will be almost no chance of the Brians being implicated in any shenanigans relating to firearms, presidential electioneering, mail fraud, loitering, public nuisance or being nude in public.On a more serious note, all Siamese Herring Bulletproof Ear Covers have sold out completely.

Send us a textThis week the Brians put their dementia on hold to grapple with the rise of Facism around the universe and bits of New Caledonia. It's election season and as Nostrildamus predicted in 1948.... " It's gonna get a whole lot fucked!"On a lighter note Barry breaks the time space continuum for a second time this week, and Bevan manages to fix it with some gopher tape a pair of pliers and a dentist. Triffic!

Send us a textThis week Brian and Brian catch a case of Bidenitis and Brian's brain stops functioning properly. This is not usually a problem but at this crucial juncture of democracy and syphilis, the world is begging for clarity, transparency and more hats.On a lighter note Brians colostomy bag ends up in the fridge at the Country Women's Association after a night of scones and debauchery.

Send us a textOn this Episode the Brian's get touchy and feely about Interstellar Space. Rats, that enigmatic Rodent, shows his or her whiskered face in a magnificent chat about why the world has gone mad and what about the constant cost of living pressures of being a rodent.Brian describes in depth his Breakfast habits, including but not least, his attention to detail when it comes to devouring anything covered in Bacon, whipped cream and gasoline.On a hilarious note, Brian trips and hits his head on Barry's hunchback. Funny as Fuck.

Send us a textOn another winter evening in Brisvegas the Brian's ramp up the fun by acknowledging the lovely wide world of listeneringinfans emails and stuff.Brian, as usually happens after dark; discusses the for and against that vital question only Shepard's know the answer to.... that is, do Lambs really have magical powers? and if so, why do they taste so nice.  Absolutely intriguing stuff and stuff.On a particularly savoury note, Bevan gets hit in the head with a Marmasette. Jolly good fun.

Send us a textOn the show this week a strange kind of phenomena descends on the Herring Experiment. Possibly satanic possession, maybe a form of zombie curse or maybe just flatulence; but spooky things happen and scientists and fishermen are still unravelling the social and political fall out.On a side note there is too much phlegm in the universe and social media boffins are at work to bring us a new app for that.

Send us a textThis week the Brians explore the inevitable showdown between these 21st century titans. Testy Tunaberg and The Desperate Don will face off for the title of Supreme World Leader. Eye gouging is not only allowed, it is encouraged. This grudge match will take place on a very special bus as it plummets down the hill toward the Turner Road Ravine, one of the most treacherous pieces of road in Upper Kedron Heights. Luckily there is a nice cemetery at the bottom.Book early to get exclusive televisual rights to what will be the greatest event of the entire apocalypse. On a lighter note Barry gives Brian cholera.

Send us a textThis week the Brians relive the glory days of tunnelling for the Viet Cong, where they discovered fame, fortune and friendship. Never before in the history of modern warfare have two humble lads had so much fun with excessively large earth moving equipment.Also in this episode hear how floating gravel became the no. 1 best selling landscape supply of all time at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Lime and Body Disposal Requisites located at Lower Lawnton Heights.* This weeks special Herring offer* For a strictly limited time, fans of the Siamese Herring Experiment can get exclusive plans for the "Double Supercharged Ice Machine" by sending a cup of bedding sand and $1000 dollars to:

Send us a textThis week the Brians attend the Optimist of the Year Competition and get exclusive interviews with the various pieces of Dynamite Don Hanley, the only person on Earth who believes dismemberment adds strength and character.On a lighter note Barry gets filled with helium and takes kiddies for a flight around the oval.

Send us a textWhat does the Dalai Lama  and dignity have in common? The Brians of course. Hold on to your helmets this week as the true nature of reincarnation and auto sports is explained. Whether you want to return from the afterlife as a supercar champion or a bouquet of flowers, Brian and Brain share some inside scoops from the Lama himself. Also in this episode Barry is dropped from the Eiffel Tower to see if he bounces.

Send us a textThis week, Brian and Brian reveal stunning new event thingys for the Paris Olympic Games to be held later this year in Istanbul. It won't all be boiling fat and bloodshed now that Manny the Macron has taken on board a few Brian ideas. Dispensing with any grace and elegance now that Queen Lizzy has left the building, France has let the dog out of the tree and is pulling out all the stops to make sure the 2024 Paris games traumatises the entire planet or at least the ones who have television.On a side note Barry interrupts the show to present Brian with his Nobel prize in Literaturr.

Send us a textOn this week's Episplode, the Brian's call in the big Guns of the Spiritual and Music world. It's time to commemorate the duo of gentlemen that not only changed the world, but reinforced the thought patterns of many parents to make sure their children were safely home and tucked up in bed at night. The Brian's as usual talk about space, darkness, Rats and Corn Chips. This slant on life only and always will revolve around Strait Jackets, Weed and Inbreds. All good family entertainment and stuff.On a serious note, Brian  discusses at length his disappointment and wonderment about the world of Electrocution and the availability of free wet mice in the suburbs. Tasty stuff.