It's all in the title, folks! This week, we're discussing President Gay's resignation from Harvard, Nikki Haley's Civil War gaffe, the Epstein documents, and a unique technique employed by the winner of a chess tournament. Welcome to 2024! Time Stamps: 03:35 Front Page 42:24 Obsessions 50:48 Reader Mail 53:16 Favorite Items If you have a story you want us to talk about, e-mail us at wretches@nebulouspodcasts.com. Sign Up for the Newsletter: https://nebulouspodcasts.com/shows/ink-stained-wretches Follow us on Instagram @InkStainedWretches Show Notes:  NYT: Claudine Gay: What Just Happened at Harvard Is Bigger Than Me WFB: Harvard's Plagiarizing President Resigns. Media Say Racism Made Her Do It. AP News: Harvard president quits: Claudine Gay resignation highlights new conservative weapon The Crimson: I Vote on Plagiarism Cases at Harvard College. Gay’s Getting off Easy. WaPo: Led by Trump, GOP candidates take polarizing stances on race and history  The Dispatch: Putting Nikki Haley in Focus Politico: John Fetterman isn’t the politician you thought he’d be — and he doesn’t care Axios: What to know about the unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents The Atlantic: The Real Reason for Marriage Polarization The Messenger: Chess Tournament Winner Defecated in Bathtub, May Have Used Anal Massage Device to Cheat, Officials Say Obsessions:  Mediaite: Study Finds That Just 3.4% of American Journalists Are Republicans  National Review: Was the Panic over 'Income Inequality' All Based on a Mistake?  Favorite Item of the Week:  The Athletic: Ever wonder what NFL travel is like? Take a peek behind the scenes with the N.Y. Giants NYT:  Boy, 13, Is Believed to Be the First to ‘Beat’ Tetris