Fair Game Theory

Fair Game Theory

Using only her wits, amateur internet research, and memories from ten years ago, an anonymous humor writer analyses real or imagined interactions with probable spies who have maybe targeted her in a possible multi-interest black ops likely involving The Church of Scientology. read less

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E135: Behavioral Hacking & Learned Helplessness With Black Dianetics in the Workplace

E135: Behavioral Hacking & Learned Helplessness With Black Dianetics in the Workplace

So I feel I’m getting trafficked into working for a covertly mob/CIA/Scientology connected business. It is a highly controlled environment where management and clientele are being coached in methods of coordinated behavioral hacking engineered to disadvantage me, gaslight me, attempt to cause me to make mistakes, and give contradictory instructions then reprimand me for following each, or suddenly verbally changing an instruction purely in order to reprimand me for following a previous instruction. This is done along with repeated attempts to tell me I need to communicate better and portray me as inferior for management when I see management continually display equal or more inferiority in certain areas, but the goal is to actually chip away at my communication abilities by instilling fear and learned helplessness by weaponizing bad management and their own intentionally poor, contradictory, or circular communication. I am curious if I’m even possibly the subject in a covert experiment on labor subordination against highly intelligent and gifted arts professionals. My only comfort is the hope that these people are not purely psychopaths, but also driven by the more relatable trait of greed and doing what they do to me for money. It may be purely Scientology hired spies, and it may be outsourcing to a secretive and coordinated mob effort simply to chase me out of the arts, or FBI attempting to appear as such. Either way…I think this is Black Dianetics rearing its multifaceted multi-horned head once more.

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E135: Behavioral Hacking & Learned Helplessness With Black Dianetics in the Workplace

E135: Behavioral Hacking & Learned Helplessness With Black Dianetics in the Workplace

So I feel I’m getting trafficked into working for a covertly mob/CIA/Scientology connected business. It is a highly controlled environment where management and clientele are being coached in methods of coordinated behavioral hacking engineered to disadvantage me, gaslight me, attempt to cause me to make mistakes, and give contradictory instructions then reprimand me for following each, or suddenly verbally changing an instruction purely in order to reprimand me for following a previous instruction. This is done along with repeated attempts to tell me I need to communicate better and portray me as inferior for management when I see management continually display equal or more inferiority in certain areas, but the goal is to actually chip away at my communication abilities by instilling fear and learned helplessness by weaponizing bad management and their own intentionally poor, contradictory, or circular communication. I am curious if I’m even possibly the subject in a covert experiment on labor subordination against highly intelligent and gifted arts professionals. My only comfort is the hope that these people are not purely psychopaths, but also driven by the more relatable trait of greed and doing what they do to me for money. It may be purely Scientology hired spies, and it may be outsourcing to a secretive and coordinated mob effort simply to chase me out of the arts, or FBI attempting to appear as such. Either way…I think this is Black Dianetics rearing its multifaceted multi-horned head once more.

Episode 134: Count Wackula Part II

Episode 134: Count Wackula Part II

This is a private conversation left non-consensually on my voicemail at 2:52PM on October 25, 2024 from the Temple University Hospital phone number 215-926-9752. Finding out who was responsible for making this call and recording this patient’s private conversation onto my voicemail could help with valuable insights into the nature of my multi-interest black ops.

Episode 133: Count Wackula

Episode 133: Count Wackula

Hey can someone on security at Temple University Hospital check the cameras from October 25, 2024 and see who could have possibly called my phone at 2:52PM from the Temple U Hospital phone number 215-926-9752 and non-consensually recorded a private conversation to my voicemail between a Black mother visiting her daughter in a hospital room and discussing the daughter’s blood transfusion? I put in an FBI tip but figured maybe this would be faster.

E132: My Psycho Boss/Actual Hired Fixer

E132: My Psycho Boss/Actual Hired Fixer

Hi, multiple criminal organizations are trying to destroy me and my bosses and coworkers are benefitting. My current immediate supervisor keeps using subtle psychological harassment and falsely critiquing and micromanaging me for things she totally ignores when people around me on this same job are doing the same thing tenfold. She is allowing another coworker to subtly bully me with toxic communication style and enabling falsely criticizing me in order to cover the coworker’s own underperformance. They are attempting to bully me into a state of shock, and destroy my reputation and finances. Most likely they are trained to do this.

E131: Dear Mark Zuckerberg

E131: Dear Mark Zuckerberg

Hey Mark, it’s me, your old Harvard chum. I wanted to ask you for a favor: Can you check who is sitting in a spy van with all of my accounts open on a screen, engaging in psychological warfare designed to crush me into a shell of my former self with George Orwell’s “boot stomping on a human face forever”? Thanks so much and see you at the next reunion.

Episode 130: It’s Giving Blood

Episode 130: It’s Giving Blood

Sometimes my multi-interest black ops takes the form of fiasco that comes from no other source than commonplace mediocrity and a series of mildly ill gotten circumstance, but I know that there is a highly paid operative sitting in front of a computer screen somewhere, patently crafting my downfall. Here’s a tale of a sneaker sole, a blood donation, a an exercise routine, a shopping trip gone-not terribly wrong, or even slightly wrong-just a bit sour enough to place me in a resting state of discomfort and disadvantage. And probably to trick me into having to share some deeply personal information in order to convey the intention of this specific anecdote. This episode includes a bonus feature possible false memory at the beginning.

Episode 129: Shelley Duvall, Robin Williams

Episode 129: Shelley Duvall, Robin Williams

I never thought I’d be here describing a possible Robin Williams lookalike operative hired to stalk me to a Hungarian bakery circa 2019, but here we are.

Episode 128: Last Night In Brooklyn

Episode 128: Last Night In Brooklyn

Are gang initiates staging domestic abuse mental breakdowns on the subway in hopes of assassinating me as an incidental bystander for incentive from Scientology/the Brooks and Kargman families, or ATA?

Episode 127: You can stand under my umbrella, but it’s probably wearing a wire.

Episode 127: You can stand under my umbrella, but it’s probably wearing a wire.

Here’s the tale of two long term operative friends possibly trying to use subtle suggestion to get me to sink my meager 9 months worth of retirement savings into ill informed Alibaba options, and when that failed, see if they could get me to purchase a handmade $900 umbrella when obviously I should get one for free as an influencer.

Episode 126: “As Dangerous as any Stimulant”

Episode 126: “As Dangerous as any Stimulant”

“Covert action is a stimulating business, a heady experience for those who sponsor it and for its practitioners. If not used in moderation, it is as dangerous as any stimulant.” -David Phillips, former CIA Officer What’s up Y’all School of Drama. I got the above quote from “The Last Honest Man” by James Risen. I highly recommend it to anyone with time to kill while you’re sitting in a parked car near my home, watching me from a live feed hidden camera, and masturbating. Speaking of heady experiences, I’m pretty sure my coworkers and managers and people getting paid to interact with me in a highly controlled environment have been commissioned in an elaborate scheme to covertly chip away at me using advanced psychological warfare tactics until I am a shell of my former self who appears to have inexplicably just declined after leaving Scientology. This episode is about their possible/probable attempt to Paulette Cooper me into an alcohol dependency. Also-nobody can use these episodes as inspiration for your Netflix series. You have to come hire me and give me book deals. Happy Pride Bychess!

Episode 125: Giving Tuesday or I Prefer to Audit Out Some Body Thetans Over Dealing With Your Bullsh*t

Episode 125: Giving Tuesday or I Prefer to Audit Out Some Body Thetans Over Dealing With Your Bullsh*t

An examination of ritual and metaphor vs. cognitive dissonance in the context of culture and degrees of indoctrination, and the impact of economics on religiosity. The meek shall be rewarded. Have fun in the next life, dumb*ss!

Public Service Announcement

Public Service Announcement

Hey-if you’re a hacker or specialist with the resources to investigate and prove the extensive psychological warfare demonstrated in Vanity Fair’s “The Golden Suicides”, get in touch.

Episode 124: Palm Sunday

Episode 124: Palm Sunday

This is the follow up to episode 116, in which I describe getting stalked by a literary agent, or someone posing as such, after I sent an email query to Bill Clegg for my dark humor memoir, “Almost Rapist”. Here, I delve back into the James Frey scandal being complicated by the presence of two major Scientology actors in the film version of his disgraced memoir, and even touch upon the potential long range cultural impact of Will Smith’s sequel to Independence Day—Palm Sunday. Ultimately, this episode, like this whole podcast, is about me getting screwed out of all I deserve while terrible people benefit from a society designed to keep average people from ruining too much and punish greatness. I honestly wish I was back in the cult so I didn’t have to know all this. Nevertheless, I haven’t called the registrar just yet. I’m not a conspiracy theorist, I’m a conspiracy realist. There’s a real conspiracy against me, I just don’t know how it works exactly.

Episode 123: Project Laundromat

Episode 123: Project Laundromat

Do you ever get the feeling that a billion dollar church has put cameras in your home in order to anticipate your next move at the laundromat in order to coordinate spies to interact with you so you’ll form delusions that your response was morally inadequate and so karmically manifested a rejection email from an arts residency in hopes of triggering your public Karen freakout? I knew I wasn’t alone in this. Thank you everyone. After only 121 episodes, this podcast has surpassed 1000 downloads. Consider this your reward.

Episode 122: Turdveillance Crapitalism Smear Campaign

Episode 122: Turdveillance Crapitalism Smear Campaign

This is for anyone who’s ever said “Why would I care if anyone spied on me? I have nothing to hide.” I used to say this very thing, in a loud, bragging tone to all my friends. Other than an isolated incident involving a single serving meatloaf from Eli Zabar’s which falls outside the statute of limitations, I have nothing to hide that I won’t eventually exploit for my art—but it turns out, getting spied on can still be terrible for many reasons.

Episode 121: The Leak

Episode 121: The Leak

Hey all-so I experienced a leak in my ceiling timed oh-so-perfectly with the publication of an article in The Marshall Project written by an inmate sentenced for murder whose girlfriend’s body was found by hotel staff who noticed a leak coming through the ceiling of the Soho House. This inmate happens to be a character in my currently-being-queried novel, “Almost Rapist”. It’s like, even from jail, people are still getting better writing opportunities than me.

Episode 120: Two Boys One Name Episode Three-Mugshot

Episode 120: Two Boys One Name Episode Three-Mugshot

Friends, this one has taken a while to process. I think an operative was employed in my workplace to stage an incident in order to try and get me to publicly confuse him with an online mugshot sharing the same name. Or he was the actual guy in the mugshot curated to work alongside me in an attempt to put me in danger. Some great options for me.

E119: Robot Dog Day Afternoon Part 3

E119: Robot Dog Day Afternoon Part 3

This episode examines even more coincidence that I now realize may not have been coincidence at all…this time surrounding a Brazilian Documentary I appeared in with my Slovenian connection.

E118: Matricide

E118: Matricide

When it comes to getting your daily serving of bone broth, there are better ways than murder. This is an especially long-game MKUltra style manipulation that took place in what seems like an attempt to falsely incriminate my book with false confessions. It could be that Scientology has really upped it’s game since Operation Freakout—but if I’m outsmarting established literary agents, regardless of what spy agency is paying them, then it’s unfair to deny audiences the intellectual sustenance of my memoir.

E117: The Animal Farm

E117: The Animal Farm

This is the story of how a literary reading series may or may not have attempted to influence me into circulating excerpts of my then incomplete dark humor memoir surrounding the Joseph Brooks rape trials against the backdrop of my parents losing their house—which I’m told is generally ill advised prior to getting a commercial agent and book deal. Was the purpose of this subterfuge to get me to leak my own writing so that the Kargman Brooks and Kaplan families could claim they discovered my book through my own sloppiness rather than their engaging private investigators? The best way to get over leaving one cult is to join another.