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Today’s first phenomenal story is originally titled ‘Bloody Church’, an original work by Thomas Miller, kindly shared with me via email for the express purpose of having me exclusively narrate it here for you all.

Today’s second nightmarish tale of terror is ‘The Church in the Woods’, an original work by Vngel W, shared with me via the Creepypasta Wiki and read to you all with the author’s express permission according to the conditions of the CC-BY-Sa license:

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:Vngel_W