Two Brunettes & A Gay

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Join Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala, and Deanna Carbone as they bring you more shenanigans than ever before.

Get ready to dive into the hilarity with Season 2 of the sensational Radio Show & Podcast featuring the dynamic trio, Two Brunettes & Gay! Join Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala, and Deanna Carbone as they bring you more shenanigans than ever before.

Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.

Having entertained live audiences for over a decade with their on-stage musical comedy shows, this trio guarantees solid innuendo garnished with mischievous sarcasms. If you’re up for pushing the boundaries for a laugh, then Two Brunettes & A Gay are your three new besties.

Don’t miss out on all the fun – Two Brunettes and a Gay will leave you breathless, fabulous, and craving a more, more, more!

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Content Warning: Some episodes contain very MILD & INFREQUENT course language.

Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone.

Panelists: Mark Aiston & David Heath.

We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Episodes

S2#22 Gen Z Trends, Tight Arse Friends + When Have You Put Your Foot In It?
1w ago
S2#22 Gen Z Trends, Tight Arse Friends + When Have You Put Your Foot In It?
This Weeks Show: Weekly Recap: A big week for event's in South Australia.When Have You Put Your Foot In It: Deanna put's her foot in her mouth at an event over the weekend. What should she do?Rawdoggin: What on earth is the Gen Z trend and why? Would you try it?Speed Hatin': They say you get to know someone more by their dislikes than their likes. We get to know Celeste and Aaron a little be deeper.Tight Arse Friends: Aaron goes out with a friend who constantly doges the bill so he picks up the tab. How can he get his money back?90s Nostalgia: Our favourite toys from the 90s.Shit Advice: What to do when a guy sends you a d*ck pic? Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook. Check us out on TikTok.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2#21 Bad Reviews, Dry July + Is 40 The New 30?
Jul 3 2024
S2#21 Bad Reviews, Dry July + Is 40 The New 30?
This Weeks Show: Bad Reviews: Deanna finds herself in a dodgy Air BnB, but the catch is that the owners are lovely... should she leave a bad review?Mid Year Reflections: Today is officially half way through 2024, let's check in and see if the team kept the new year promises they made on air earlier in the year?Tea Time: Kardashians are all now 40, John Farnham is 75 and Anastasia makes a 25th year anniversary comeback.Aaron's Dry July: We get candid and have a heart to hear about the real reason Aaron is doing Dry July this year. If you want to donate, click here. Two Brunettes Trivia: Deanna wins her 3rd round for 2024!New Resolutions: Let's see what the team will set for the second half of the year! Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook. Check us out on TikTok.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2#20 Weird Winter Warmers, Flying Dildos + A Siamese Slanket.
Jun 26 2024
S2#20 Weird Winter Warmers, Flying Dildos + A Siamese Slanket.
This Weeks Show: Weird Food Combos: Celeste encounters a student of hers eating the most revolting food combination she's ever seen.Off-Beat News: An elderly woman in the NT get's knocked on the head by a flying dildo.When have you put your foot in it? What have you said that you've regretted instantly.How late is too late? Aaron is furious when a friend cancels on him... minutes after he's already arrived at the meeting place!Weird Winter Warmers: The strange things you can do to keep cozy this winter.Unpopular Opinions: Aaron's about to start dry July, so the team share's their unpopular opinions about alcohol.  Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2#19 Fact or Fiction, Winter Solstice & Would You Defend Your Partner?
Jun 19 2024
S2#19 Fact or Fiction, Winter Solstice & Would You Defend Your Partner?
This Weeks Show: Deanna's Go-Karting Adventure. Are you competitive with friends? Deanna's surprised with how seriously people take recreational sports.Have you ever heard of the Winter Solstice? What intentions should you be setting this coming weekend.Celeste shares 10 ways you can celebrate winter solstice this weekend.Celebrity Tea Time. Katy Perry bares all, Prince George steals the spotlight.Debate Time: Would you defend your partner? A friend is left to defend herself on a night out. Would you step in or would you not?Shit Advice: I accidentally fed my mother-in-law magic mushrooms, what should I do?Fact or Fiction? Celeste VS Aaron in this test of useless trivia knowledge.  Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2#17 One-Star Reviews, Tramp-scripts + Should You Tell The Other Woman?
Jun 5 2024
S2#17 One-Star Reviews, Tramp-scripts + Should You Tell The Other Woman?
WELCOME BACK + TODAY’S SHOW - Recap of the week's happenings and what's coming up in todays show. What Have You Wasted Money On? - Aaron spends a fortune on a beach party in Vegas.... and then decides NOT to attend. Nuts for PEANUTS. Should Nuts Be Banned On Planes? - Controversy as a TV Presenter complains about airplane staff dismissing her daughter's nut allergy. TEA TIME: Should Jacki-O get the boot? -Radio Star Jacki-O breaches contract and faces the boot. -Cyndi Lauper announces farewell tour. -Taylor Mosman gets bitten by a bat on-stage. Our TERRIBLE Google Review. - Deanna gets on her soap-box after a disgruntled customer leaves a ONE STAR google review. What Gets Up Our GOAT? -Hear what's getting on the crew's nerves this week. Shit Advice: Should You Tell The Other Woman? -An ex-wife want's to know if she should tell her ex-husband's new partner he's cheating... or should she be the bigger woman?   Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2#16 Fruit Loops, A Fly In Your Coffee +The WORST Songs of All Time.
May 29 2024
S2#16 Fruit Loops, A Fly In Your Coffee +The WORST Songs of All Time.
WELCOME BACK + TODAY’S SHOW - Recap of the week's happenings and what's coming up in todays show. What's the GROSSEST thing you've ever found in your food? - Mark finds a fly in his coffee at a recent visit to a local cafe- Stories from our listeners about the grossest things found in food Apple's TOP 10 Best albums of ALL TIME - Discussion of the top 10 albums of all time according to a news article- Team's personal top 3 album choices 90’s Nostalgia - Favourite 90s Breakfast Foods - Celeste watches a Netflix movie "Unfrosted" and reminisces about breakfast foods- Team discusses what they ate for breakfast growing up- Favourite Aussie breakfast go-to’s and listeners' responses Mispronounced Words- Common Speaking Mistakes - Aaron notices Deanna’s mispronunciation of 'Constellation' on last week’s show- Discussion on commonly mispronounced words- Do you correct people? Or do you let it go? The Lady Next To Aaron During The Show - Aaron finally sees Tina the musical- Shares his experience with the lady who was moaning loudly during the show Would You Rather: WORST songs of all time edition. The team debates the best of the worst songs of all time Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2E#14 Celebrity Encounters, Pet's Gone Wild + What Happened in VEGAS.
May 15 2024
S2E#14 Celebrity Encounters, Pet's Gone Wild + What Happened in VEGAS.
WELCOME BACK + TODAY’S SHOW - Aaron returns from Vegas, updates on Potted Potter Premiere and Tina Turner the musical WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS... - Recap of Aaron's whirlwind trip to LA/Vegas- First-class experience and celebrity sightings- Discussion on the value of first-class vs. business class travel CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS - Highlights of celebrity sightings in LA and celebrity hotspots- Which celebrity would you love to see here in Adelaide COMEBACKS & RETIREMENTS - Long-term popular TV shows getting canceled- Suggestions for reality competition shows to retire or bring back PETS GONE WILD - Deanna’s dog's misadventures at Voicehouse- Discussion on the worst things pets have ever done TWO BRUNETTES TRIVIA - Two Brunettes Trivia... Eurovision edition! Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Murphy's Law, Yeezy Goes Sleezy & Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
May 1 2024
Murphy's Law, Yeezy Goes Sleezy & Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
Opening/Segment 1: WELCOME BACK + TODAY’S SHOW - Aaron's upcoming whirlwind trip to Vegas- Deanna's ongoing birthday celebrations Segment 2: Manifestation Station - Aaron's pre-trip illness: Did he manifest it through stress?- Controversial topic, do you believe in Murphy's Law? Segment 3: Dying Wish - Discussion of the Daily Mail article: "My Boyfriend slept with a dying female friend as a final wish"- Opinions on the ethical considerations involved Segment 4: TEA TIME - Kanye West's announcement of Yeezy Porn- What product would we launch? Segment 5: Office Etiquette - Discussion on office etiquette: When is it acceptable to stop the constant smile and nod routine? Segment 6: 90’s Nostalgia is BACK! Rediscovery of 90’s game shows through social media- Sharing and reminiscing about favorite 90’s game shows such as Wheel of Fortune and Hey Hey it’s Saturday Segment 7: OUTRO SEG + GOODBYE "Would you rather" travel edition- Farewells and closing remarks Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles.   Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2#12 - Gym PDA's, Deanna's Isle Seat Saga + Are Bday Posts Outdated On Socials?
Apr 24 2024
S2#12 - Gym PDA's, Deanna's Isle Seat Saga + Are Bday Posts Outdated On Socials?
This Week's Episode: Segment 1: Welcome Back + Today's Show Recap of Deanna & Aaron’s eventful birthday weekends and interstate tripsCeleste’s car-selling saga  Segment 2: Aeroplane Etiquette - Deanna's Isle Seat Saga Deanna's hilarious encounter with seating mishaps on a flightAaron's wild speculation about a passenger's fate mid-flight Segment 3: Are Birthday Posts on socials outdated? Celeste is sick of putting up birthday posts on social mediaDebate: Are they outdated or a nice gesture? Segment 4: Celeste’s Gym Chronicles Celeste shares a jaw-dropping tale of PDA's at the gymDiscussion on jealousy and questionable behaviour in relationships Segment 5: Coachella or Nochella 2.0 Celeste & Deanna test Aaron's pop-culture knowledge with a hilarious list from Coachella and deciphering real vs. fake band names from the lineup Segment 6: TAY or NAY? T-Swift’s jaw-dropping decision to turn down a $13,000,000 payday for a private show sparks discussionWhat you would turn down $13 million for? Segment 7: Shit Advice This week's question answered by our shit doctors: How do I get a bigger butt? Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humor, vibrant personalities, and plenty of ‘blonde moments,’ this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favorite bubbles. Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Emoji's Debates, Aaron's Spinach Teeth + Nostalgic 90s Part 2
Apr 17 2024
Emoji's Debates, Aaron's Spinach Teeth + Nostalgic 90s Part 2
This Weeks Episode: Segment 1: TODAY’S SHOW Aaron bday celebrations get out of handDeanna's dinner booking disasterWeekly recap Segment 2: DISCUSSION - Is the Thumbs Up Emoji Passive Agressive? A new article suggests that Gen X dislike the passive-aggressiveness of the thumbs up emoji Segment 3: CELEBRITY TEA TIME Cochella buzzShakira's world tour Segment 4: THROWBACK - Nostalgic 90’s Pt 2 Following on from last week's popular segment, we dive into the nostalgia of 90's snacks with this week's audience favorites  Segment 5: STORYTIME - Aaron's Day with Spinach Teeth Aaron's hilarious tale of walking around with spinach in his teeth unnoticedDiscussion on social etiquette: Would you tell someone if they had food stuck in their teeth? Segment 6: INTERACTIVE - Deanna & Aaron's B’day Quiz Interactive birthday fun with Deanna and Aaron answering funny questions and filling in the blanks to celebrate their special day Segment 7: REDDIT SAID-IT BRAND NEW segment, scrolling the /questions thread of Reddit to find the most RANDOM question's the world is asking this weekThanks for tuning in—until next time, stay quirky and keep laughing! Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles. Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S2#10- Cold Chicken, Nostalgic 90s + Who Is Dick Pound?
Apr 10 2024
S2#10- Cold Chicken, Nostalgic 90s + Who Is Dick Pound?
This Weeks Episode: Opening/Segment 1: Celeste’s Moth EncounterQuick catch-up with Aaron and Celeste's latest escapadesCeleste's eventful morning, including a gym moth encounter and staff breakfast shenanigansPreview of today's lineup and special days to celebrate Segment 2: Deanna gets scammedDeanna's hilarious encounter with a spam letter, read live on airDiscussion on the boundaries of spam and memorable junk mail experiences Segment 3: Funny Birth NamesAaron's encounter with the legendary Dick Pound and exploration of funny birth namesContemplation on the possibility of legally changing one's name and parental intentions behind unique monikers Segment 4: Nostalgic 90’s TreatsDive into the nostalgic treasures of the 90s and early 00s making a comebackReflection on iconic treats like Viennetta and audience participation in bringing back nostalgic favourites Segment 5: Aaron’s Cold ChickenAaron's unfortunate experience with a disastrous dinner at the local pubDebate on the etiquette of handling bad meals and Aaron's inspiring message as a non-confrontational diner Segment 7: Kiss, Marry or Avoid?Deanna's intriguing "Kiss, Marry or Avoid" questionsFarewells, gratitude, and a sneak peek into next week's adventuresShoutouts to upcoming events and social media channels Indulge in an hour of witty banter and lively discussions with these cheeky 30-somethings, along with special guests from the entertainment industry and beyond. With their relatable humour, vibrant personalities and plenty of ‘blonde-moments’, this entertainment-filled gossip-style comedy show is perfect for unwinding at the end of the day, accompanied by your favourite bubbles. Follow us on Instagram. Give us a like on Facebook.   CREDITS: Hosts: Aaron Collis, Celeste La Scala & Deanna Carbone. Panelist: Deanna Carbone. Content Warning: None. Two Brunettes & A Gay is recorded LIVE every Tuesday @ 5pm (Adelaide Time) on Radio Italia Uno 87.6FM. We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Karuna people. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.