In this weekly episode of Too Noobs, the guys reminisce on O.J. Simpson's bizarre and tragic life, including his murder and civil trials, and how the U.S. media changed its reporting after the trials were over. Then, a little baseball talk - is the pitch clock at fault for so many pitcher injuries, or is something else causing these injuries to happen? Finally, the "jam it in there" segment returns with 3 Batman related stories, and Matt vs. John in a game of Jeopardy!: Who will come out on top?

In this episode of Too Noobs, a former surgeon general gets a dose (no pun intended) of reality after an overnight stay in the hospital and the state California be dummin' with a preposterous and artificial cost of living increase to their minimum wage. Then, the "Jam it in There" segment returns with 3 space-related stories, and Matt and Steve continue their rivalry by playing "Family Feud" with John serving as host!

In the 183rd weekly edition of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the troubling aspect of sports gambling involving NCAA athletes. Then, the Pennsylvania State House votes on Hershey's Kisses to be the first state candy in the nation, the NFL owners pass two new rules for the 2024 season, and John provides a fun surprise to Steve and Matt in the form of a single elimination tournament to determine the best Crayon color. Who will come out on top?

In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk over the Justice Department's lawsuit against Apple for illegally attempting to monopolize the smartphone market. Then, tragedy from the NHL world as former enforcer Chris Simon commits suicide with CTE likely the cause. On a lighter note to close the episode, the hosts attempt to predict the 2024 Philadelphia Phillies season, and Matt lobs some sports trivia questions to John and Steve.

In this scandalous episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the U.S. House's efforts to ban TikTok nationwide due to ongoing security and data privacy concerns. Then, Boeing airplanes: What the hell?, an AI robot in Saudi Arabia commits sexual harassment to a female reporter at a convention, and Steve's brain teasers confuse and confound Matt and John (in a good way!).

In the 180th iteration of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent propositions listed on the ballot in San Francisco to help the city recover from its excrement epidemic - some hope on the horizon? Then, the guys question the NFL's decision making in not moving the Dolphins-Chiefs playoff game as some KC fans are still suffering frostbite, give thanks and remember Chris Mortensen and Jason Kelce's careers in the NFL, and John performs a random Q&A on Steve and Matt.

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys review and discuss a recent poll that showed 33% of Americans thinking that the 1st Amendment goes "too far" and that certain speech should be stopped. Then, a mom loses her disability claim after participating in a Christmas tree tossing competition, the Phillies toss out their beloved "Dollar Dog Night" promotion, and the guys toss out some of their favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger moments in a themed "Oscars" segment.

In this feature length episode of Too Noobs, the guys laugh over Google Gemini's trials & tribulations of displaying "woke" tendencies with its image search engine. Then, a teen prankster in Australia gets justice served to him (not before he cries foul), the all-star games in the 4 major American sports leagues all get the "Too Noobs fixed!" treatment, and the NHL Stadium Series jerseys all get reviewed - have the NHL teams hit, or missed?

In this week's episode of Too Noobs (with Steve out coaching hockey this week), the original hosts of John and Matt discuss recent comments made by Flyers head coach John Tortorella wondering about the current "dumb" mindset of the young NHL players. Then, adaptive driving beam headlights for cars could help improve driving at night (but why is the US government slow to react to this new feature?), a robotaxi is vandalized and destroyed in San Francisco, and some Cybertrucks (worth $100,000+) are becoming prone to rust.

In this 176th edition of Too Noobs, the guys rightly skewer and destroy the writers of Deadspin for being racist bullies after their company is being sued for defaming a 9-year-old kid wearing Native American garb at a Kansas City Chiefs game in November. Then, the hosts talk over a bizarre story of a corporate finance worker issuing $25 million to someone deepfaking as their CFO via video-conference call, discuss whether or not the Apple Vision Pro is worth it (spoilers: it's not), and Steve & Matt attempt to bring John back from the brink concerning whether or not John's phone is listening to him or not. Will Steve & Matt be successful?

In yet another crazy and fun episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss the recent bumbling and stumbling by President Biden over the southern border, then blitz through three articles on the trials & tribulations of electric vehicles so far this winter. Then, a pigeon gets detained in India for being suspected of espionage.... (no words).... and conclude the episode on answering some Super Bowl trivia questions.

In this newly minted weekly episode of Too Noobs, Steve and Matt discuss an astonishing case involving the 9th "Circus" Court calling out the FBI over violating the 4th Amendment. Then, the horrible 2023-24 winter season continues for electric vehicles, PETA wants to ditch Groundhog Day with a giant gold coin (huh?), and finally, Steve and Matt offer some advice on how we can improve our etiquette with airplane travel.

In this (admittedly) downer of an episode of Too Noobs, the guys lament over a lost 2023 Philadelphia Eagles season and think over ways how the football team can bounce back in 2024. Then, electric vehicles have a devil of a time getting start in the cold this winter, the feds decide to make another dumb move getting rid of road signs that make you laugh, and conclude the episode by offering some practical tips on how to value-shop in this "Bidenomics" era the country is in.

In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss and react to the Flyers' shocking trade of Cutter Gauthier, laugh over once-proud ESPN and their pathetic attempts to win Emmy awards, seriously wonder over a very odd sighting of a 10 foot....thing....in Brazil....and then conclude by conducting a think piece on truth telling vs. lying in the culture

For the 171st episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a trio of "people being dumb and silly" stories involving a curious lawsuit lobbed at Hersheys, NYC being NYC on New Years Eve, and Michiganders memorializing a pothole. Then, an interesting story involving glow-in-the-dark road markings have the guys wondering why this hasn't been released in the US. Finally, a scientist theorizes that humans would be living longer if not for the dinosaurs pulling the whole "going extinct" card, and another Batman movie draft is conducted with the guys being in charge of their own movies.

Welcome to the start of a new year with Too Noobs! In this inaugural episode for 2024, the guys review the latest political insanity over the "Orange Man" and the 14th Amendment, wonder if Chick-fil-A will open on Sundays in the state of New York, worry over Californians having to resort to drinking toilet water, and finally (to save Matt's sanity) discuss changes they would make to any of the top 4 American sports leagues.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Too Noobs Talking! For our final episode of the year, the guys gathered together all of the crazy stories & takes from 2023. Enjoy, and we look forward to 2024 with all of you!

Behold the final full episode of Too Noobs for 2023! In this episode, the hosts talk about UK Prime Minister Sunak's astonishing and truthful testimony, a sports themed "Jam It In There" segment on Shohei Ohtani's contract, Florida State getting booted from the College Football Playoff, and Patrick Mahomes' "heel turn". Then, the guys turn to another "weird file" with massive goldfish invading the Great Lakes, and conclude 2023 by sharing their favorite (and hated) Christmas songs. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

For this "apocalypse inducing" episode of Too Noobs, the guys review an article from the NTSB calling for intelligence speed assistance technology to reduce speed in new cars along with the recent span of thefts to Canada Goose brand jackets in Washington DC. Then, hopes are raised when a judge in Parma issues a terrific sentence to a "Karen" who lost her mind at a Chipotle restaurant, and laugh over another NASA crew member inadvertently losing a toolbox in space just outside of the International Space Station.

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the ongoing Meta lawsuit by discussing a recently unsealed court document that sheds a (wonderfully) horrible light on the company. Then, "fake news" takes on a whole new meaning at Sports Illustrated, beavers have a go at munching on DC's prized cherry trees, and does John advocate for self-checkout lines to be installed everywhere? Topic 1 article: https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/26/business/meta-collecting-data-children-facebook/index.html Topic 2 article: https://futurism.com/sports-illustrated-ai-generated-writers Topic 3 article: https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/washington-dc/timber-beavers-gnawing-at-dcs-cherry-trees-nps-says-no-cause-for-concern/ Topic 4 article: https://news.yahoo.com/is-it-time-to-end-self-checkout-for-shoppers-211009966.html