Welcome to the Season 8 Premiere, "New Pie Cutter" In this episode, "New Pie Cutter" which is a kind of smorgasbord episode, we celebrate the new year, the new season, the new theme song. People get ready, the new episode is here and ready for liftoff. Shout outs s Shout out to the sandman Contact me on the contact form to get a shout out Maybe the best shout out you'll ever have, or that anyone'll ever have New Pie Cutter To avoid a repeat of this year's thanksgiving gorefest, I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay, with a stainless steel blade and a silver handle - it's here and it's beautiful and sturdy Dinner a la GoGo GoGo has limitations as a dating service an awkward seating arrangement at least they got a name change TV burial bought a big new tv bc mine crapped out after 15 years What's causing it Dad butt dialed me again and he was like well. what happens is,I keep my phone in my back pocket, i think i butt dialed you Maxims I will try to eat cheese no matter how old it is just to see A pint is a pound the world around Correct Technique correct and incorrect swallowing techniques Swallow while staring at your sternum I learned it from Koko Wheelchair Fake News With my son parts on my wheelchair broke in airline baggage "jazzy passport is discontinued" and other lies the wheelchair salesman told me Notes making memes yogurt marinade Mix 1 cup yogurt, 2 tsp Hoppin Hot Sauce, and 1.5 tsp salt Pour over 8 boneless chicken thighs and rest for at least four and up to twentyfour hours Grill and eat over rice with some white sauce and extra hot sauce to taste AI Guy I posted a picture of myself that was made by AI and I put it as my story and a lot of people haven't heard from in a long time contacted me and maybe didn't realize the picture was not of me but it was a hallucination by AI Admission the triage nurse at the hospital asked me if i used to be a wrestler Chapters 00:02:37 - shoutouts 00:03:02 - I ordered a metal pie cutter on ebay 00:04:43 - GoGo has limitations as a dating service 00:07:55 - bought a tv bc mine crapped out after 15 yr 00:09:33 - Dad butt dialed me again and he was like well. what happens is,I keep my phone in my back pocket, i think i butt dialed you 00:10:01 - I will try to eat cheese no matter how old it is just to see 00:10:25 - A pint is a pound the world around 00:12:38 - Swallowing while staring at your sternum 00:15:53 - parts on my wheelchair broke in airline baggage 00:21:22 - jazzy passport is discontinued (and other lies the salesman told me) 00:21:58 - maxims 00:22:19 - Hoppin Hot Sauce Jingle 00:22:28 - cooking yogurt chicken (with recipe) 00:23:27 - I posted a picture of myself that was made by AI 00:24:35 - i\'ve been bleeding all from my head 00:25:43 - the triage nurse at the hospital asked me if i used to be a wrestler 00:28:57 - pus head experience / pus head the artist