Never Show the Monster

Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander

Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us read less
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77. Horror of 2024 - Tarot: Pentacles (Gross)
26-06-2024
77. Horror of 2024 - Tarot: Pentacles (Gross)
Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls are still out here watching scary movies. Today, we're talking TAROT (2024) which is fun! We thought it was going to be very bad, but it instead it was pretty ok! We also discuss Kelly's home invader and Chelsea's Guillermo Del Toro's tarot deck. Give her a listen!   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing      Show notes: Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall (youtube)  Tarot del Toro (amazon)THE FALL (2006) isn't streaming! Boooo! (JustWatch.com)The Fall by Camus (wikipedia) Gates of Paradise (smithsonian mag)Horrorscope by Nicholas Adams (goodreads) Death gremlins in DEAD LIKE ME (deadlikeme.fandom.com)Elisa Lam elevator video (youtube)Dybbuk box - the wiki now includes the details of the hoax![monster concepts] Trevor Henderson's ig @slimyswampghost[monster sfx designer] Dan Martin's ig @13fingerfx[tarot card artist] Richad Wells' ig @slipper_jack   Join us back here next week to discuss The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
74. [StS] The Unbinding, or: The Universe is Large and Weird
14-11-2023
74. [StS] The Unbinding, or: The Universe is Large and Weird
Hellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing THE UNBINDING (2023) a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal documentary that came out recently from our faves, the Hellier crew. If you haven't watched it, we hiiiiiiighly recommend it. It's so thought provoking and unexpected and we'll be revisiting it again and again.   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: THE LOST BOYS (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-lost-boysTHE UNHOLY (2021) (not great and yet Kelly loves it) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-unholy-2021our cryptid series playlist on spotify https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5uOBrBPBPIZyEwgFDU8KbF?si=ebf0649e320b4049Greg and Dana's Traveling Museum of The Paranormal & Occult https://paramuseum.com/blue cover blonde lady karl with a k (and a puka shell necklace) https://twitter.com/KarlPfeiffer/status/1317229001534971907The Ghoulies https://theghouliesdenver.bandcamp.com/album/violent-summerSpirits of the Stanley https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL34zsUPmZp5p4yYzW-7kVqgBSpBR2gdVI&si=kJHF9RjVvHqqXX56Spooked podcast - the lamb story https://soundcloud.com/snapjudgment/take-me-home-spooked   Join us in two weeks as we begin our new series entitled Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. We'll be kicking it off with the new TOTALLY KILLER (2023)!! Radical!!  Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
73. Party Games - Ouija; or: Barbie for Hasbro
31-10-2023
73. Party Games - Ouija; or: Barbie for Hasbro
Hello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some situations that I would describe as neither goofs nor spoofs. We'll be taking a proper break soon to get our houses in order - ha, in some ways metaphorically but in others literally - but we'll announce that officially when the time comes.   ANYWAY.   In this episode we're talking OUIJA (2014), a fun little scary movie that is neither great nor terrible. Easy to watch. Come listen!   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing      Show notes: Saddle Shoes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddle_shoeIdeomotor phenomenon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor_phenomenon    Join us next week to talk about the new documentary THE UNBINDING (2023) by the same folks who did HELLIER (2019). Go ahead and buy this one, you'll only hate it if you hate good things.   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
72. Party Games - Would You Rather, or: Getting to the Goo
03-10-2023
72. Party Games - Would You Rather, or: Getting to the Goo
Hello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing WOULD YOU RATHER (2012) this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies can be good movies, you know? We're also playing Would You Rather (no deaths edition) and we'd love to hear yours, write in!     Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing      Show notes: The Unholy (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-unholy-2021Unfriended (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/unfriendedDavid Gbori/the gissilent https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/The Champs https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-champs-with-neal-brennan-moshe-kasher/id450453090 this does not appear to be where kelly heard that sasha grey interview (which makes sense, given that the show highlights Black voices), so where did she hear that? Mothman statue https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/11/0c/f0/8e/photo0jpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1Chuck Tingle https://www.amazon.com/Bisexual-Mothman-Mailman-Special-Delivery-ebook/dp/B08BYZ29D2   Join us in two weeks to discuss OUIJA (2014), a movie about teens playing with a spirit board! See you then, love you bye!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
71. Party Games - Truth or Dare, or: Messy Demons Who Live For Drama
05-09-2023
71. Party Games - Truth or Dare, or: Messy Demons Who Live For Drama
This week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch TRUTH OR DARE (2018) with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) again, idk.    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing      Show notes: The Silver Bridge by Gray Barker https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/store/p49/The_Silver_Bridge%2FGray_Barker.htmlMaury Island Incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_Island_incidentGod Friended Me https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/god-friended-meJoan of Arcadia (not on JustWatch ???) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_ArcadiaTru Calling https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/tru-callingDaily Edition, which is actually called EARLY Edition, damn https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/early-editionMorley cigarettes https://www.etsy.com/listing/1070072506/the-smoking-man-morley-tobacco-frame-ofSausages: The Making of Dog Soldiers https://bloody-disgusting.com/books/3711883/sausages-the-making-of-dog-soldiers-releasing-friday-may-13th/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/kiss-kiss-bang-bang     Make sure to join us in two weeks to continue our series on Party Games with WOULD YOU RATHER (2012)!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
70. Party Games - Bodies Bodies Bodies, or: #horror For the Modern Girl
22-08-2023
70. Party Games - Bodies Bodies Bodies, or: #horror For the Modern Girl
Hello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with 2022's BODIES BODIES BODIES, a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on since it came out last summer. Join us as we fabricate the plots of other movies to compare it to, and write in if we were right to call SPRINGBREAKERS (2013) "THE BLING RING (2013) for boys."   Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: Spirit Box/Estes Method https://weekinweird.com/2019/01/24/estes-method-sb7-spirit-box-experiment-paranormal-investigation/Cat Person by Kristen Roupenian https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-personPushing Daisies (2007) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/pushing-daisiesWonderfalls (2004) (lol there wasn't even an entry on Just Watch! How can this be???) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361256/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_wonderfallsBobbin' Along in a Barrel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM8ebTGulZsPast episode on #HORROR (2015) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/internet-horror-ft-nate-ragolia/id1598823106?i=1000552587949   Join us in two weeks to talk TRUTH OR DARE (2018) which is uuuuuuuuuuuh my understanding is it's bad. Ok see you then!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
64. [StS] Monster by Frank Peretti ft. Kylan Savage
30-05-2023
64. [StS] Monster by Frank Peretti ft. Kylan Savage
You guys, when I tell you this book is bonkers, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear. Monster by Frank Peretti is a wild ride of racism, creationism, and misogyny; the author tries to hide all this behind a thin veneer of bigfoots but we see right through it.   This week we have very special guest Kylan Savage of the podcast Church Jams Now! It's a podcast where three former youth group kids talk about the christian music they listened to as youths with a critical eye, daring to ask whether or not those church jams were indeed bops or if they are in fact nots. There's games, and bits, and if you look very closely even an episode featuring yours truly.   Where to find Kylan: Church Jams Now! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/church-jams-now/id1544099373https://www.kylansavage.com/ (oh dang, https, he got that tls, that's how you know it's legit)Twitter: https://twitter.com/SavageKylan   Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: Dead and Buried https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dead-and-buriedTHE VISITATION (2006) movie trailer https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7xcehbKung Fury (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVgPatterson-Gimlin film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q60mSMmhTZUCatalog of bigfoot sounds https://www.woodape.org/index.php/catalog-of-recorded-audio/   Join us next week as start our new series, Possessed by Aliens! We'll be starting off REAL strong with THE FACULTY (1998) (https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-faculty)    Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
63. Cryptids - The Mothman Prophecies, or: Chapstick is Very High Brow
23-05-2023
63. Cryptids - The Mothman Prophecies, or: Chapstick is Very High Brow
Hey, lemme ask you something - what's your time cycle? This week we're talking THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002), an atmospheric tour of high strangeness that isn't scary so much as, like, moody. Join us as Kelly tries desperately to remember details about Indrid Cold from books and podcasts she's read over the years but did not commit to memory! Also Chelea stuns and amazes as she waxes poetic about Chapstick, her one true love. Not sponsered - yet! Chapstick, get at us!! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing  Show notes: Donate to wikipediaMothmonsterman https://aqua-teen-hunger-force.fandom.com/wiki/MothmonstermanWoody Derenberger interviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HxY4suVjSoHaunted Objects podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-haunted-objects-podcast/id1652260827Bridge collapse car miniatures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dT-UdJL4wM Next week we'll be joined by Kylan Savage, freelance musician and animator, as well as co-host of the podcast Church Jams Now!. We'll be talking about the absolutely BONKERS book Monster by Frank Peretti, a "horror" novel loosely focused on bigfoot, but the real horror is the evangelicals along the way. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads