Sigh! When your equipment male-functions! This week machines are taking over! If the customers and staff are all behaving themselves and all is well in the land of service, the machines RISE UP and take matters into their own hands. The dream of all the moving parts synchronising is exactly that...JUST a dream.

You know what they say...behind every busy bar is a woman crying, vertically, into a dustbin. In this episode we explore the grit, know-how and pseudo put togetherness that drives a bar in the midst of bands cancelling last minute, positive COVID-19 tests and the great battle of sleep and/or sanity versus showing up with smile.

Where there's a will, there's a way.  Fake orders, theft and cheating breathalysers- the system has many holes and  we tell you how people have put their dirty, dirty fingers in 'em.

The full moon faithfully delivered another week of chaos in the form of naked protests and questionable "customer service" and we, with gratitude, send complaints right back. From whistling to get our attention to asking us for brandy specials, we explore why the customer is never right.

In this episode, we round off our first month with a heartwarming discussion of how the service industry has changed us for the better: big hearts , big tips and eternal hanky panky.

In this Episode Charnè and Rachel share drunk staff member stories and a weekly recap of an epic party with Fuzigish, Second Quosins and 2 very drunk customers.

In this Episode Rachel and Charné talk about their first shift in the industry and give a weekly recap which includes a bartender fight and a customer being ban from the venues.

A quick introduction to the Podcast ,the hosts and the venues. Bartenders and waitrons ASSEMBLE! This is the platform that brings to light the absurdity of the service industry united under the banner of "We have never met a group more wrong than the customer"