Thanks to a new government program, your spare bedroom can help welcome the rest of the world to your house, right here in the New America!  (ding dong) “Hi, Miss Jones, we’re with the Donkey gubmint and according to TicTok you’ve got 3 living here at the house, is that correct?"  Yes that’s right.  "And looks like you’ve got 4 bedrooms, is that correct?"  Well yes.  "Great, then meet the Chachkes from South America!  The oldest has already volunteered to take your daughter to the park for a little diversity!"   The New America is coming home to roost - and it’s just down the hall.  D'Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.