If you’re ever filling out some job application and you come to the race question, this might help if you’re in the unfortunate situation of needing to check the White box.  Sorry pal, but here’s how you make the most of it.  Just draw in that little sad-face symbol right there next to the offensive word White to declare your shame, remorse and instability for having to be that way, ‘ya pig.  And whatever you do, don’t even think about writing in “not my fault” or some jive ass deal like that.  It damn sure is your fault so start drawing the “I’m Sorry” face and learn to like it! Hear Podcast. Wash hands.