Well, dear listeners, today's episode is another lesson that not every Canadian is a chill person. Alek Minassian is proof that violence can play an important part in somebody's life, while they still remain a cowardly piece of shit. But don't worry, it's a real uplifting story. You can trust me. I've never lied in one of these before. Anyways, join us in making fun of this System of a Down reject while you actively root against him, because obviously you will. Enjoy!