On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back at with some of the most random of topics. First of during the recording of this episode Mikey was still just a father of 2..since that time his 3rd child has entered this world so congrats to his family! We start things of with conversations of 2Pac finally dodging a bullet and Jada constantly giving us tea that we never asked for. This next part is a wild ride that starts with Ring offering payment for footage of UFOs and leads us down a rabbit hole of A.I. and spying. We pivot away to briefly talk about Kevin's favorite conspiracy about Oprah causing wild fires and Rocha keeps things going with more talk about the rich and what they do with thier money. Kevin sheds some light on what it was like what someone said "whats up Monica?" back in the day and how he realized that he wasn't being called Monica after all. We get into our obligitory sports talk around the NFL, this year's Super Bowl performers, and the state of the New York Giants. *Spoiler alert the Giants are still bad since the recording of this episode* We start to wrap up with some gaming talk and Xbox coming to the Meta VR space. Mikey and Rocha share some stories around Baldur's Gate videos they have seen. This inspires Kev to share a funny moment he had with with wife to close out the episode. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back with some of their same B.S. This episode was recorded with just a trio tonight while Kevbot steps away for a while. We start things off by asking Mikey about his pending 3rd child. Spoiler Alert he thinks he'll be able to still show up and record with us any time he wants to. After checking in on Mikey about his baby we get into the impact that Taylor Swift has had on the NFL. In case you live under a rock she is currently dating Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs. There now you're caught up. We stay on topic with Sports and talk some NBA news and updates including Mr. Beast's Feastable logo on the Charlotte Hornets jerseys for this upcoming season. The mentioning of Mr.Beast sparked a conversation about the content he creates. Rocha brings up Mr. Beast Burgers and Kevin ties it into our friends Big Lou & Cousin Vito Eats and the review video they did you his food. Kevin finds a way to lead them into the New York times article about Pat Mcafee paying Aaron Rodgers to contribute to his show and the conversations on the internet that have followed. Pivoting away from sports Kevin gets up into the conversation of Disney looking to sell properties and Apple looking to potentially buy ESPN. We end the episode by continuing the Disney discussion and get into the new theme parks they are coming out. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review and share.

On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast all 4 guys are back together having conversations around all of the things that have happened over the last few weeks. Rocha is back and shares how is vacation to Philly went and Kevbot helps spiral the conversation into how Philly sucks. Somehow we tie this into Taylor Swift also sucking. As we pivot away from there we get into the internet of the summer aka the Alabama Sweet Tea Party! This conversation starts sweet and gets sour. (Stay tuned after the outro to hear that portion). Kevin leads us away from the serious debate that happened and brings up Drag Readings and how so many people seem to have opinions on them but seem to be silent on school shootings or churches. We get away from serious topics and get into some WWE talk. Just a reminder that this show stinks. Kevin and Mikey get excited to talk about Jordan and Pippen getting another ring. Not the Jordan and Pippen you are thinking but it still made the news we follow so we had to talk about it. We bring things home and end the show with updates about what we're watching and having revelations that Ash Ketchum actually sucks as a tainer. Be sure to stay tuned after the outro for some bonus content centered around a heated debate. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, the OG 3 return with their same BS. Kevin, Mikey, and Kevbot kick things off with the Netflix show Quarterback and how well they did producing the show. From there we make our way down a rabbit hole of nonsense thanks to Kevbot and Mikey. We reel things back in with a story about what a coworker of his orders from Popeyes. Kevbot teaches us about the Ragin Cajin from New Orleans! Sticking with stories out of New Orleans we pivot into a Zion Williamson update and the JA Morant suspension that we missed. Staying on track for the first time this episode we go on a rant about Kevin Durant. This causes Mikey to re-evaluate how he feels about KD and the comparison Kevin brought up. We start wrapping up the episode with a summer check in and a quick conversation about a viral Josh Allen clip. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like,rate,review,and share!

On the latest epidsode of the never gonna happen the OG 3 (Kevin,Mikey,and Kevbot) get back at it after taking the begining of the summer off. After the most interesting intro in quite some time Mikey kicks us off with some dad stories. Moving on from one sinking ship and onto another we get into Titan and how doomed it was from the start. The hits keep coming and we keep rolling on with the potential of 2 billionaires getting into a MMA sanctioned fight. Elon vs Zuck and what that could look like. Pivoting away from that Kevbot shares his most recent concert experience with us and how much of a good experience it was going solo vs as a group. Since it has been some time for us getting together we get into some of the movie news and the current strike going on. We wrap things up with a conversation about Jason Aldean and the controversy around his latest single. Stumbling through the Jason Aldean stuff we make out way into Kevbot work story to end the show. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back on thier BS. After Mikey suprises up during the intro they get into Scotty Pippen throwing shade at MJ that sent the NBA world buzzing. Staying on topic with NBA news Mikey and Kev break down the latest exploits of Zion and JA off the court drama. Pivoting away from the NBA news Kevin updates us on some Messi news and him coming to the MLS. Shortly after this conersation Mikey takes us on a trip about Canadian clouds and UFO sightings happening all over the U.S. Sticking with more news around the country we discuss Florida doing Florida things and our latest Presidential candidates. Continuing with controversial topics we discuss Ezra Miller and the Flash movie hitting theaters. We close things out with some video game conversations, a rant from Kevbot about his work schedule and a potential announcement from Kevin. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back outside for the first time in 2023. Its been a few weeks since they last recorded so the awkwardness begins with Kevbot talking about Dogs being 2nd class. Staying on topic with dogs we get right into the Jonathan Majors situation and how it seems to have been handled at this point. Since we have been away for some time we discuss some news or topics we missed like Trump being found Guilty and Tucker Carlson being out at Fox. We pivot away from there and get into some sporting news about Snoop Dogg looking into ownership of an NHL team and other ventures he is a part of. Kevin gives us and update on the Celtics and 76ers NBA playoff series in dramatic fashion. After Kevin gets put on timeout for his outburst the guys get into the Bud Light making you gay discussion and the impact it has had on social media. Kevin asks the question about what is this generations version of creating a mixtape for you friends and not the local rapper kind of mixtape. We get back into some sports talk about Messi potentially playing in Saudi Arabia, NIL deals, and how Kevbot feels about the Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones. We wrap things up with Rocha and Kevbot talking about a few movies they have seen or are coming out. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back with their same BS. Straight off the intro we get into a conversation about trail mix and cereal that set the tone for the night. Kevbot helps get us out of this by asking about kids usage of social media and how we go about it. After discussing this Kevin brings up some of the most recent topics in sports. The WWE/UFC merger during Wrestlemania weekend and how Snoop Dogg saved the day. LIV golf update from many episodes ago and the NCAA Women's Basketball Championship that had everyone chiming in. LSU's Angel Reese hit the John Cena celebration and everyone had an opinion on the moment. We move on from there into a few mom stories and Trumpdate on the Orange man and his "arrest". Pivoting away from those topics we get into Mario (no spoilers) and the possibility of a multiverse. Kevbot hits us with a stance that we didn't see coming on why he doesn't support the Mario movie. We bring things home with a conversation about the potential Harry Potter series coming to HBO Max....at the time of recording the series had just been rumored and has since been confirmed to be in the works. With all that being said thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and other Michael are back on our BS! We have been trying to produce 2 episodes a month so our episodes have been longer and filled with more Kevbot rants. This episode starts off with our check ins and Kevin has a follow up to our previous episode about Big Loot and Pepe's pizza. We get right into it over some Video Games being turned into TV shows and this brings us to our first Kevbot rant of the episode. We transition from there and talk about Joe "I Hate everything" Budden and his latest take on Logic. Mikey wanted me to mention that his favorite rapper is the Game (he missed his opportunity on this episode). After disecting Joe Budden's lame takes we get into the TikTok discussion (the hearings were just starting or about to start at this point) and how America is looking into banning the app. Getting back on theme with Joes we talk about another Joe that is launching a Presidential campaign. It had been a while for us since we all last got together so Kev wanted to see how we felt about Tucker Carlson's feelings towards Trump and Chris Tucker's latest stand up special. We talk about comedy and TikTok once again and bring things home with a special question for Mikey to end the episode. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back on their BS. They kick things off with a follow up about the Harry Potter game and the impact it has had on some of our friend groups. Kevbot and Uncle Tito lead this discussion and give their insight on the subject. From there we get into Kevbot's TikTok algorithm and we all learn about Rizz. Somehow Not enough rizz in the world can save us from Kevbot's algorithm. This is where we go down the rabbit hole of black holes, aliens, and government cover ups from the past few weeks. Mikey seems to insist the government is hiding things from us and gets incredibly curious about the Knowlege we all share on the subject. The guys get into the subject of going to the movies alone and movies that are coming out they want to see. Things take a wild turn as Kev cuts a promo for our friends at Big Lou & Cousin Vito Eat. Go check out their social media pages and show them some love! Big Loot and Kevin have an interesting relationship and Kev unloaded on him and the subject of Frank Pepe's Pizza. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, Wilma, and Uncle Tito are back with their bs. They kick things off with some basketball talk and Lebron giving us a viral moment during the Celtics game. From there the guys discuss some Fyre festival, Carol Baskins, and how weird 2020 was for watching TV. After falling down this rabbit hole we share a few memories about school lunch and how wild it was to get chocolate milk with pasta on any given thursday. We pivot from there into some of the latest trending stories we have missed over the last few weeks. We bring back Does it Slap or is it Crap just in time for the Super Bowl! Topics include foods, Halftime shows, and commercials. We bring things home with some Damar Hamlin conspiracy theories and Flat earth believing from Mikey. Rocha reminds us he had something he wanted to discuss so we end it with asking the question "Is Harry Potter the exception to cancel culture?" As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with the first official episode of 2023! 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito kick things off testing our our new equipment with a check in and follow ups from over the holiday break. Speaking of kicking things off we get right into some NFL talk including the new York Giants making the playoffs. From there we pivot into Keith Lee and the amazing things he's doing with his food reviews. We then make our way into a dicussion about Dana White and his wife having a public altercation. After we have an interesting conversation about this and how its being handled we talk about Kai the Hatchet Hitchhiker. Netflix made a documentary on this viral sensation from almost 10 years ago. Kevin brings up some drama surrounds the USA men's soccer team and some pettiness that brought it all to light. We end things with our first F.Y.F. moment of the year and a debate about bacon vs sausage. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this final epidsode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast for 2022 the guys kick things of talking about Game of the Year and some of the games they enjoyed throughout 2022. We pivot from there and talk about some of our favorite movies and TV shows from the year. Moving on things take a wild turn as we discuss AI art and the APP that everyone has been using lately. This topic sets Kevbot off on a wild quest and discussion with Rocha. After we get through this Kevin bring up his theory on some of the Crypto-billionaires that have passed away latey. Rocha is not one for conspiracy theories so we turn out conversations to MJ's son dating Scottie Pippen's ex wife. We bring things home and wind down the year talking about Kanye once again. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.

After taking a break from recording The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with a brand new episode full of nonsense from 2 dads, a comic, and Mocha Rocha! We kick things off with some check ins and seeing how everyone has been during thier time away. It has been quite some time so the guys start us off with some Pete Davidson and Tom Brady updates. After going on a little rant and Kevin battling some hiccups we talk about Food that reminds you of your childhood. This leads to an interesting discovery of Mikey and the relationship he has with his mom's tomatoes. We end things with some more reflection and lack luster conversations. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back at it. It's been a few weeks since we've been able to record so we start off with a check in and see where everyone is at and how life has been going. After checking in with everyone we kick off our conversations with Elon Musk and Twitter. This turns into a conversation about freedom of speech, Kanye, and Kyrie Irving. After getting into it about the wildness of those situations we continue to talk about Elon's Twitter. Staying on topic about things from the internet Kev and Mikey talk about Captain Cappin himself Lebron James. Pivoting from there we bring back Does it Slap or is it Crap Thanksgiving Edition!! We learn a thing or two about each other during this one. We end the episode with our usual entertainment conversation that spirals into the guys nerding our over some Anime. As always thanks for listening. Be a sure to like, rate, review, and share!!!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito start off with a confession from Kevin and something that he's been keeping from the guys. Next up we get into our regular entertainment topics, why everyone is so pressed over She-Hulk and what else we've all been watching as of late. From there we pivot into some news that has dropped over the last few weeks involving Marvel and DC. Kevbot had a question for the parents in the room so we get into that and give our perspective on that. This episode we took a break from Does it Slap or Is It Crap and went over some of our favorite Halloween traditions before Kev tried to cut us off and move onto Kanye and Norega. We end the upside with some light football talk and the New York Football Giants having a 5-1 record (at the time of this recording they have improved to 6-1). On that note thank you for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this episode of the Never Gonna happen podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito kick things off with a recap of the Monday Night Football game and go right into some check ins. Staying on topic about football we talk about some stories from around the league including everyone's former favorite Wrangler wearer. Antonio Brown is out here exposing the D but not on the field this time. We pivot away from football and kickoff this episode's Does it Slap or Is It Crap....Apple edition! Uncle Tito wanted to talk about some social media topics and this lead us down a hole about cover bands. As we travel down this road we make our way into some entertainment news and topics...Spoiler Alert Kevbot does not like the Deadpool news. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito are back with some reflecting on how the year has been. We start off looking back at recording for an entire year. After reflecting on our progress we get into some NFL news and update the start of the season. Stay on topic we head right into Does it Slap or is It Crap? This week its all about fan bases! Keeping things rolling we get into some recent Gaming news and Mikey finds a way to talk about Idris Elba playing Bond. We wrap things up talking about some hot topic Disney castings and how people are in their feelings over it. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back with our longest episode to date. Almost a year in and we still can't get our sh*t together. After checking in with every one and going over how things have been we get into some entertainment topics. We kick it off with some music conversations around albums and The Game dissing Eminem. Somehow this takes us down a path of celebrity look a likes and the wild world they seem to be living in. Staying on topic we talk about some shows and movies that spirals into some sports talk. Mostly NFL stuff and wild contracts that are being handed out. Our newest segment is back for the second episode in a row...Does it Slap Or Is It Crap? This week we picked 3 discontinued snack or food items and of course Choco Taco made the list. We wrap things up with talking about some hot news topics that we have missed during our time away. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!

On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the 2 Dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are outside enjoying the sound of frogs fornicating...or so we thought. We start off with another weekly check in and follow ups to how things have been going for all of us. We pivot away from our check ins and get right into some Comic Con news and give our insights on that. From there we debut a new segment we are going to try and stick with called Does It Slap or Is It Crap? This week we chose Adam Sandler and 3 movies he was in. After our conclusion of the segment we talk about an interesting first date outfit. We end the episode discussing some of the latest news stories that we have missed or felt like we wanted to talk about. Some of the events we discuss might be a few weeks old since we switched to a bi weekly recording schedule...anyway ss always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review and share.