Never Gonna Happen Podcast

Kevin Henry

2 Dads,a Comic, and Uncle Tito talking about anything and everything. read less
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Black holes and F*ck Jeeps
04-03-2023
Black holes and F*ck Jeeps
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back on their BS. They kick things off with a follow up about the Harry Potter game and the impact it has had on some of our friend groups. Kevbot and Uncle Tito lead this discussion and give their insight on the subject. From there we get into Kevbot's TikTok algorithm and we all learn about Rizz. Somehow Not enough rizz in the world can save us from Kevbot's algorithm. This is where we go down the rabbit hole of black holes, aliens, and government cover ups from the past few weeks. Mikey seems to insist the government is hiding things from us and gets incredibly curious about the Knowlege we all share on the subject. The guys get into the subject of going to the movies alone and movies that are coming out they want to see. Things take a wild turn as Kev cuts a promo for our friends at Big Lou & Cousin Vito Eat. Go check out their social media pages and show them some love! Big Loot and Kevin have an interesting relationship and Kev unloaded on him and the subject of Frank Pepe's Pizza. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
Black holes and F*ck Jeeps
04-03-2023
Black holes and F*ck Jeeps
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back on their BS. They kick things off with a follow up about the Harry Potter game and the impact it has had on some of our friend groups. Kevbot and Uncle Tito lead this discussion and give their insight on the subject. From there we get into Kevbot's TikTok algorithm and we all learn about Rizz. Somehow Not enough rizz in the world can save us from Kevbot's algorithm. This is where we go down the rabbit hole of black holes, aliens, and government cover ups from the past few weeks. Mikey seems to insist the government is hiding things from us and gets incredibly curious about the Knowlege we all share on the subject. The guys get into the subject of going to the movies alone and movies that are coming out they want to see. Things take a wild turn as Kev cuts a promo for our friends at Big Lou & Cousin Vito Eat. Go check out their social media pages and show them some love! Big Loot and Kevin have an interesting relationship and Kev unloaded on him and the subject of Frank Pepe's Pizza. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
Just Look at the Horizon
10-02-2023
Just Look at the Horizon
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, Wilma, and Uncle Tito are back with their bs. They kick things off with some basketball talk and Lebron giving us a viral moment during the Celtics game. From there the guys discuss some Fyre festival, Carol Baskins, and how weird 2020 was for watching TV. After falling down this rabbit hole we share a few memories about school lunch and how wild it was to get chocolate milk with pasta on any given thursday. We pivot from there into some of the latest trending stories we have missed over the last few weeks. We bring back Does it Slap or is it Crap just in time for the Super Bowl! Topics include foods, Halftime shows, and commercials. We bring things home with some Damar Hamlin conspiracy theories and Flat earth believing from Mikey. Rocha reminds us he had something he wanted to discuss so we end it with asking the question "Is Harry Potter the exception to cancel culture?" As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
It's Slappin
20-01-2023
It's Slappin
The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with the first official episode of 2023! 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito kick things off testing our our new equipment with a check in and follow ups from over the holiday break. Speaking of kicking things off we get right into some NFL talk including the new York Giants making the playoffs. From there we pivot into Keith Lee and the amazing things he's doing with his food reviews. We then make our way into a dicussion about Dana White and his wife having a public altercation. After we have an interesting conversation about this and how its being handled we talk about Kai the Hatchet Hitchhiker. Netflix made a documentary on this viral sensation from almost 10 years ago. Kevin brings up some drama surrounds the USA men's soccer team and some pettiness that brought it all to light. We end things with our first F.Y.F. moment of the year and a debate about bacon vs sausage. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
I'ma Let You Finish
06-01-2023
I'ma Let You Finish
On this final epidsode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast for 2022 the guys kick things of talking about Game of the Year and some of the games they enjoyed throughout 2022. We pivot from there and talk about some of our favorite movies and TV shows from the year. Moving on things take a wild turn as we discuss AI art and the APP that everyone has been using lately. This topic sets Kevbot off on a wild quest and discussion with Rocha. After we get through this Kevin bring up his theory on some of the Crypto-billionaires that have passed away latey. Rocha is not one for conspiracy theories so we turn out conversations to MJ's son dating Scottie Pippen's ex wife. We bring things home and wind down the year talking about Kanye once again. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
Hiccups and Tomatoes
21-12-2022
Hiccups and Tomatoes
After taking a break from recording The Never Gonna Happen Podcast is back with a brand new episode full of nonsense from 2 dads, a comic, and Mocha Rocha! We kick things off with some check ins and seeing how everyone has been during thier time away. It has been quite some time so the guys start us off with some Pete Davidson and Tom Brady updates. After going on a little rant and Kevin battling some hiccups we talk about Food that reminds you of your childhood. This leads to an interesting discovery of Mikey and the relationship he has with his mom's tomatoes. We end things with some more reflection and lack luster conversations. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
Sawcon
18-11-2022
Sawcon
On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are back at it. It's been a few weeks since we've been able to record so we start off with a check in and see where everyone is at and how life has been going. After checking in with everyone we kick off our conversations with Elon Musk and Twitter. This turns into a conversation about freedom of speech, Kanye, and Kyrie Irving. After getting into it about the wildness of those situations we continue to talk about Elon's Twitter. Staying on topic about things from the internet Kev and Mikey talk about Captain Cappin himself Lebron James. Pivoting from there we bring back Does it Slap or is it Crap Thanksgiving Edition!! We learn a thing or two about each other during this one. We end the episode with our usual entertainment conversation that spirals into the guys nerding our over some Anime. As always thanks for listening. Be a sure to like, rate, review, and share!!!
This Baby Can't Be Here
28-10-2022
This Baby Can't Be Here
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito start off with a confession from Kevin and something that he's been keeping from the guys. Next up we get into our regular entertainment topics, why everyone is so pressed over She-Hulk and what else we've all been watching as of late. From there we pivot into some news that has dropped over the last few weeks involving Marvel and DC. Kevbot had a question for the parents in the room so we get into that and give our perspective on that. This episode we took a break from Does it Slap or Is It Crap and went over some of our favorite Halloween traditions before Kev tried to cut us off and move onto Kanye and Norega. We end the upside with some light football talk and the New York Football Giants having a 5-1 record (at the time of this recording they have improved to 6-1). On that note thank you for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
"You Nasty" -Kevbot (at a baby shower)
10-10-2022
"You Nasty" -Kevbot (at a baby shower)
On this episode of the Never Gonna happen podcast 2 dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito kick things off with a recap of the Monday Night Football game and go right into some check ins. Staying on topic about football we talk about some stories from around the league including everyone's former favorite Wrangler wearer. Antonio Brown is out here exposing the D but not on the field this time. We pivot away from football and kickoff this episode's Does it Slap or Is It Crap....Apple edition! Uncle Tito wanted to talk about some social media topics and this lead us down a hole about cover bands. As we travel down this road we make our way into some entertainment news and topics...Spoiler Alert Kevbot does not like the Deadpool news. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
Sensational
22-09-2022
Sensational
On the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads, a comic and Uncle Tito are back with some reflecting on how the year has been. We start off looking back at recording for an entire year. After reflecting on our progress we get into some NFL news and update the start of the season. Stay on topic we head right into Does it Slap or is It Crap? This week its all about fan bases! Keeping things rolling we get into some recent Gaming news and Mikey finds a way to talk about Idris Elba playing Bond. We wrap things up talking about some hot topic Disney castings and how people are in their feelings over it. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
He Shouldn't Be Your Favorite
05-09-2022
He Shouldn't Be Your Favorite
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back with our longest episode to date. Almost a year in and we still can't get our sh*t together. After checking in with every one and going over how things have been we get into some entertainment topics. We kick it off with some music conversations around albums and The Game dissing Eminem. Somehow this takes us down a path of celebrity look a likes and the wild world they seem to be living in. Staying on topic we talk about some shows and movies that spirals into some sports talk. Mostly NFL stuff and wild contracts that are being handed out. Our newest segment is back for the second episode in a row...Does it Slap Or Is It Crap? This week we picked 3 discontinued snack or food items and of course Choco Taco made the list. We wrap things up with talking about some hot news topics that we have missed during our time away. As always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
"Just Tryng To Catch This Nut" -Kevbot (Probably)
14-08-2022
"Just Tryng To Catch This Nut" -Kevbot (Probably)
On this episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the 2 Dads, a comic, and Uncle Tito are outside enjoying the sound of frogs fornicating...or so we thought. We start off with another weekly check in and follow ups to how things have been going for all of us. We pivot away from our check ins and get right into some Comic Con news and give our insights on that. From there we debut a new segment we are going to try and stick with called Does It Slap or Is It Crap? This week we chose Adam Sandler and 3 movies he was in. After our conclusion of the segment we talk about an interesting first date outfit. We end the episode discussing some of the latest news stories that we have missed or felt like we wanted to talk about. Some of the events we discuss might be a few weeks old since we switched to a bi weekly recording schedule...anyway ss always thanks for listening! Be sure to like, rate, review and share.
Daddy Issues and a Weak Jumpshot
01-08-2022
Daddy Issues and a Weak Jumpshot
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys are back after taking some time off with some follow ups and new takes on life. We start off with Kevbot wanting to do a mental health check for the first time in weeks and this lead us all over the place. Kevbot was excited to let us know he found some dirt on Mikey's lack of defense on the court. From there we follow up on some previous news involving people on Twitter, LIV golf, and Skip Bayless. We pivot away from our wild check in and follow ups to discuss some of the latest entertainment news mostly gaming and movies. To tie things up Mikey opens up and the rest of the guys bond over daddy issues and Mikey's lack of a jumpshot. As always thanks for listening be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
I See Dicks So Often
11-07-2022
I See Dicks So Often
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we are outside again listening to all the boom booms on the 4th of July. After a quick intro and check in Kevin brings up an upcoming NBA game designed by the creators of Pokemon Go. Staying on topic with NBA we talk about all of the latest NBA news including free agency and a brief MJ vs Lebron discussion. From there we talk a turn into some "go to" items for BBQs and cookouts. This leads us to talking about pools vs beaches and which ones we prefer. We wrap things up with more nonsense and Kevbot shares a story about Johnsons. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
You Look Like Donatello
30-06-2022
You Look Like Donatello
On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined once again by everyone's favorite Buddahbud..Mocha Rocha! This week we are outside again enjoying the weather and good vibes. After our check in/intro we get right into Roe v Wade. After this we follow up on a previous conversation about an internet personality selling their farts and what they are up to now. Kevin tells us about his plans to join that business. Pivoting a way from there we talk about Music new releases and how we feel about concerts. Spoiler alert Kevbot doesn't like live music. Continuing with entertainment news we discuss movies and TV shows that we are watching. Kevin congratulates the group for surviving Covid and they share stories about how it went for them. Finally we wrap things up with some Video Game talk and TMNT debate between Kevbot and Rocha. Thanks for listening! Be sure to like,rate,review, and share!
Dikembe Moskumbae
17-06-2022
Dikembe Moskumbae
On the latest of episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic take the show outside..literally. You will hear frogs fornicating in the background and crickets doing cricket things. After a special introduction by Mikey we talk about the evolution of Mikey and his punctuality. Pivoting from there we share some kids stories and how Kevbot is going to be a great stepdad someday. We aren't sure how this happened but we talk about Morpheus again...I mean Morbius coming back to theaters. Moving on from there we follow up with conversations from last about about some entertainment topics. This leads us to NBA topics going on during the finals including the Curry's being involved in a wife swap. The guys discuss some interesting foods they've been asked to try and Kev shares his perspective on a certain Pizza Guy's frozen pizza. We move on from here and talk about certain posts and foods we like locally and where we want to create content at. We bring it home with talking about some golf news shaking up the sport's world and Kevbot's next role in life. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
Just Ask Amber Heard
03-06-2022
Just Ask Amber Heard
On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined again by Mr "I'm Doing Terrible himself" Mocha Rocha! The guys start off by talking about Jimmy Butler and the theory of him being Michael Jordan's son. Rocha lets us know he's not doing as terrible as it sounded last week and we are relieved to hear that. We get into a long discussion about TV shows we are currently watching and if we prefer shows over movies. We learn a lot about Rocha's passion for anime. From there we move onto something that has been on Mikey's mind and thats Nudes in Space....what?! We talk about the EA news with Fifa and how that will impact absolutely nothing. We end the episode talking about sports. More specifically fans getting too comfortable and tons of football news. We hope you enjoy this episode. Thanks for listening and as always be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
I'm Doing Terrible.
25-05-2022
I'm Doing Terrible.
On the latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and a comic are joined once again by Mocha Rocha. The dive right into things and talk about it being Junior or Senior year of Covid. This week we got back into our "Check ins" and Rocha got deep on us. He let us inside his mind and shared what he was going through. After the check ins Mikey and Rocha give us some stories on How High is High. Somewhere along the way we also talk about multiverse and some Stuff with Drake and Jack Harlow. Mikey finally let Kevbot know how he feels. With Kevbot being back we had to talk about the Chappelle attacker and how we called it on a previous episode. From there we talk about Nike and StockX legal battle over fake sneakers. We bring everything back around so Kevbot can tell us about Men....the movie that is. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like,rate, review, and share!!
Spanish Hobbit
09-05-2022
Spanish Hobbit
On this week's episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast Kevbot starts us off with an apology for not paying attention on last weeks episode. 2 dads and a comic pick up from there and get right into Johnny Depp and Amber Turd. Kevbot admits he would still enjoy her shit..literally. From there we continue with celebrity drama and talk about Skete Davidson's new tattoo. The guys pivot away from the celebrity drama and talk about JA Morant's pettiness and OLD School vs New School mentality in sports. Continuing the sports talk we bring up the NFL Draft and where some of these teams stand afterwards. Spoiler Alert the New England Patriots took someone from a community college. Kevin tells a story about one of his friends that leads Mikey and Kevbot to going off about KD, Elon Musk, and Twitter. How serious is the Ben Simmons injury? We share our opinions on that and how bad it really is. We wrap up with stories about Kevin's nephew Two Jays and some food in certain areas! As always thanks for listening. Be sure like, rate, review, and share!
I See So Many D*cks
30-04-2022
I See So Many D*cks
The Never Gonna Happen podcast is back to it's regularly scheduled programming and BS. 2 dads and a comic are back at it with Mocha Rocha fresh off his visit to Puerto Rico! be warned we somehow talk about Dicks quite a bit and in many different ways. Shout to KevBot for this one. On this episode the guys get right into it about about a Tyson fight or 2. We have all fallen down a rabbit hole or 2 about internet drama so the guys talk about people posting on social media and how enticing the drama can get. Speaking of drama we pivot and talk about Amber Turd and Johnny Depp. This has been quite the story to follow and unfold in front of us. Netflix is in the news this week so we discuss password sharing and losing subscribers. Kevin brings up the a solid subject when it comes to communication and how we can be more effective in the process. We finish up with some weird NBA protests over Chickens and Minnesota. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
Special Hoops Episode
21-04-2022
Special Hoops Episode
On this not so special episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast we take a break from our regularly scheduled programming. Kevbot couldn't make it so its just Mikey and Kevin talking all things NBA. This episode consists of nothing but basketball. Specifically we talk about the NBA and the start of the playoffs. Potential award winners and the teams we like so far after Game 1s. While we were recording this some of the awards weren't announced and since then a few have been handed out. Enjoy this special probably not gonna happen again episode. As always thanks for listening!