The TBB Show

A woman in Michigan had to be rescued by the police after climbing INSIDE an outhouse toilet in an attempt to retrieve her Apple Watch that had fallen in. The woman had to be rescued, she is okay, but she did not find her phone.... In Other News..  A man in Oklahoma faked his drowning last month to avoid serious rape charges. The cops were suspicious, especially after tracking down an ankle monitor the guy was wearing. They finally caught him on Sunday.

The Marines lost an F-35 stealth fighter jet in South Carolina on Sunday, when the pilot ejected. They found the debris yesterday. No one was hurt in the crash. The military says they're investigating, but it is being reported this morning that the jet debris has been found. In Other News... A dozen attractions at Disney World had to close temporarily when an ACTUAL BEAR got in the park yesterday. Someone spotted it in a tree in Frontierland. Disney said they were "working on capturing and relocating" it. Officials were seen carrying it out in a tarp around 1:15 P.M.

A Swiss International Air Lines plane took off last weekend without ANY checked suitcases onboard . . . intentionally. There wasn't enough ground staff to load the suitcases, but they didn't want to cancel the flight, so when the plane landed, everyone's bags were lost. The passengers did get their luggage the next day.... In Other News... A high school marching band director in Alabama refused to stop playing music after a football game on Thursday, and got tased by police. They asked him to make his band stop so people could go home, but he said no and allegedly shoved a cop.

A 28-year-old woman in Canada got arrested for public intoxication after yelling obscenities at a cop while TWERKING at him.... In Other News... Police in New Hampshire arrested a carjacking suspect on Monday, after he led them on a high-speed chase that ended when he crashed into . . . the POLICE STATION. He was hit with eight charges.

A woman in Salt Lake City is making waves on TikTok after confessing that she’d mistaken a vitamin for a Bluetooth AirPod…and swallowed it.

A woman has been a victim of a prank, where random strangers are calling her phone with calls from people pretending to be Chewbacca.... The people are calling because someone has started a campaign to prank the woman, with the prankers under the impression that the best Chewbacca impression will win them a cash prize. The woman has been pranked countless time!! In Other News... Locals in a small town in Portugal are reeling after a river of red wine flowed through the streets Sunday after two Levira Distillery tanks spilled 600,000 gallons of the booze throughout the village.

A witness reported a mass murder or ritual killing in the U.K. on Wednesday evening, but when the police responded, they figured out that it was just a YOGA CLASS . . . and the students were performing the "corpse pose."... In Other News.... A parolee in Ohio went to an Ace Hardware this week, and used hedge clippers to cut off his ankle monitor. He grabbed a bag of free popcorn at the exit, and rode off on a bike. Officials are in the process of tracking him down.

Goodyear police are investigating why a human skull was put in a box of items donated to a Goodwill in Goodyear. The Goodwill is located near Sarival Avenue and Yuma Road. .. The investigation continues.... IN OTHER NEWS... A man in Florida is facing federal charges after he was caught about 70 miles off the coast of Georgia in a giant, homemade hamster wheel. He has done stunts like this before. This time, he was attempting to "run" to London

A three-legged bear broke into a Florida family's enclosed porch and helped itself to three White Claws from the fridge.... IN OTHER NEWS.... A father says his five-year-old kid ordered about $1,000 worth of stuff on Amazon . . . mostly toys . . . just by ASKING Alexa to add them to his cart. The items included a $500 hot tub.

A Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona had to turn around on Friday after the pilot radioed and said there was, quote, "diarrhea all the way through the airplane."... In Other News... Cops in Nebraska released audio of a drunk driver who got arrested after he called 911 to report someone for driving the wrong way on the highway. It turned out HE was the one driving the wrong way.

Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist. The company Dude Wipes is selling them under the name "DUMPkin Spice".

Blue Wahoo Stadium, a professional baseball stadium is available for rent on Airbnb,. You can rent the stadium and basically do whatever you want, from enjoying the stadium food to playing a game, you can act like a kid again and enjoy!!.... Check Out the listing CLICK HERE In Other Weird News... A drug dealer in Pennsylvania was arrested, after he called the cops to his apartment, saying he was robbed. But when they got there, they saw his drugs and paraphernalia sitting around . . . in plain sight.

A grown man in Indiana got a DUI while driving a Power Wheel down the street at 9:00 P.M. Yes, the type you may have had when you were five.... In Other News... A 41-year-old man in Florida was arrested for DUI earlier this month, and he was wearing a t-shirt that said, "I'M THE REASON THE BEER'S ALWAYS GONE." He also tried, unsuccessfully, to flee the cops.

A third-grade teacher has been arrested for allegedly being drunk at school, she told students she was enjoying some "juice"... the "juice" was wine, the teacher was 3 times the legal limit. She is facing charges, the students are all safe. A flight made an emergency landing on Sunday after a woman gassed the cabin with pepper spray. She says she mistook it for HAND LOTION, but you're not supposed to have pepper spray on a plane.

A Burger King in Pennsylvania had a sign out front that said: "Now hiring LOSERS." It was supposed to say "Now hiring CLOSERS" . . . but the "C" fell down. We're assuming it's been fixed... In Other News... A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a neighbor's porch from the front yard. The WHOLE PORCH. The house had been removed from the lot, but the property owner says the porch was NOT up for grabs.

Fyre Festival is BACK!!! Yes the festival that was an absolute disaster and landed the founder of the festival in prison... what could go wrong with this festival.... IN OTHER NEWS... A 19-year-old man was arrested after he accidentally shot his girlfriend in the foot at the Kentucky State Fair last Saturday. He had the gun in his waistband . . . it slipped . . . and when he went to grab it, it fired.

Dove has partnered with Juice Press to create SMOOTHIES inspired by "the ingredients and creamy, nourishing feel" of their body scrubs. For now, there are two flavors: Macadamia vanilla and cherry chia...Not sure if I want to drink a smoothie that reminds me of body wash... would you drink it?

A self-driving taxi in San Francisco drove past construction barricades on Tuesday . . . and got stuck in WET CEMENT. There weren't any passengers at the time. The company will pay to repair the cement.... In other news....  A man was popped for applying to be a police officer in Georgia…after discovering he has multiple warrants out for his arrest in Georgia

Two American tourists were caught having a drunken sleepover inside the Eiffel Tower in Paris. They were discovered the next morning, and the company that manages the monument has filed a criminal complaint.. A new restaurant opened , and passed out menus. But there was a typo in the phone number, so instead of calling the place to make an order, people were calling a random guy named Gary.

New Orleans Saint's kicker Blake Grupe, kicked the game winning field goal this past weekend. As he was celebrating with his team on the field, security came up and asked him to leave, as security did not think he was on the team, as he was "too small".. Security learned that Grupe was a member of the team, and that he was the game's star! IN OTHER NEWS.... A 37-year-old guy in Missouri accidentally ran himself over after he apparently didn't put his truck in park. Then to add insult to injury, cops arrested him for driving drunk.