A Burger King in Pennsylvania had a sign out front that said: "Now hiring LOSERS." It was supposed to say "Now hiring CLOSERS" . . . but the "C" fell down. We're assuming it's been fixed... In Other News... A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a neighbor's porch from the front yard. The WHOLE PORCH. The house had been removed from the lot, but the property owner says the porch was NOT up for grabs.