Titanic II (2010) is up next on our unnecessary sequels month! Oh? You thought it was going to be Space Jam: A New Legacy? Well, you must have heard wrong. After all, how could we pass up the opportunity to see a gigantic boat crash a second time? What a twist! Will this be the film that finally adds a 'bored' tally to Sam's list? How could it? Surely the stakes have never been higher? Join us next week as we watch The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) is the second film in our unnecessary sequel month. Does it deserve to be here? Probably. Tell us what happens in the first Chicken Run film. Quickly. See? Unless you're one of the top stans, you probably don't remember. Why is that the case? Well, the first one was made in 2000 and while it is good, it's never really been spoken of again in the wider public sphere. Join us next week as we watch Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Mulan II (2004) kicks off our Unnecessary Sequel Month, and we may have unnecessary sequel'd too close to the sun. For those not in the know, Mulan is Sam's favourite film ever. Which is why this horrific betrayal stings so much. Ever wanted to see your favourite characters turned into poor imitations of themselves? Just watch literally any Disney sequel, but especially this one. Can we find something redeeming? Listen and find out! Join us next week as we watch Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005), otherwise known as The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005), is the last film in our Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. It's been a fun dive into the very early 2000s, but all good things must come to an end. Will we be able to bore Calum to tears yet again? Here's hoping. Watching a 3D film without the 3D effects is going to help on that particular quest: that's for sure. Join us next week as we kick off unnecessary sequel month with Mulan II (2005) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

The Water Babies (1978) is up next in our Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. Alternate subheadings for this episode include; obesity to the rescue and racist tuna. So, you know you are in for a treat today. This is possibly the most fever-dream-like of all the films we have done this month, but a lot of that is probably down to it being a 70s release. Join us next week for Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) is up next in our Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. Now, if you're a Barbie cinematic verse connoisseur like myself and my siblings (and my mum), you'll know that this is the inferior of the original four Barbie movies. It is, however, the most fever-dream-like one. There will be no wholesome duets about wanting to be a poor person, instead we have high-pitched noises. I do hope you're all enjoying this month, because Calum isn't, and isn't that a joy in itself? Join us next week for The Water Babies (1978) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Aquamarine (2006) is up next on Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back. 2006 was the year of Mermaids, but Calum somehow missed out on all the fun. No worries though, as we are giving him a taste of it here! He's decided to show his age (72) in this episode, as he's back to clutching those pearls. This is apt because, well, Mermaids. Besides that, we frolic in the sun and fantasize about Raymond, so you're in for a treat this week. Join us next week for Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Welcome to March and a brand-new theme month! This month we've given Sam's sisters the controls, and they've decided we're kicking off with Bratz Babyz (2006). As you can tell from this first pick, Childhood Fever Dream Month II: The Siblings Strike Back is going to be an adventure. If you're a fan of Foley artists, you will love this film! If you don't, and you're under the age of 30, you won't have any idea what we're talking about. It is on YouTube for free though! Join us next week as we watch Aquamarine (2006) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) wraps up our month of Indiana Jones, as sadly all good things must come to an end. This film isn't the most beloved of the series, but does it deserve all the hate it gets? Spoiler alert; no it doesn't. The 80s aren't coming back, you need to let them go. Move on. If you can manage that, you'll have quite a good time with this. Indiana Jones retires in Glasgow, and that's canon now. Join us next week as we kick off Childhood Fever Dream Month Two: The Siblings Strike Back, with Bratz: Babyz the Movie (2006) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) is up next in our Indiana Jones month! We're back chasing another Christian artefact, only this time we have Sean Connery Jones along for the trip. He stans the grail harder than anyone else, so be ready for some criticism on that. We do have a treat for you as this episode is full of fun facts! Are we trying to entertain you, or set up reels? You'll never know. Join us next week as we conclude our Indiana Jones month with Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) is up next in our Indiana Jones month! You may have already heard us talk about this film on the Film vs Film podcast, where we lost. Watching this again for our podcast has made us realise that we were robbed of a win. You hear us, Martin? We should have won. Justice for the temple of petty, as Harrison Ford is at his peak here in so many ways. Join us next week as we watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) helps us to kick off our month of Indiana Jones. If anyone can think of a better name, please feel free to send it along. This week we are looking for the Ark of the Covenant and it is being guarded by many tiny danger noodles. Luckily, Calum is a fan of them, so we should be just fine to get our extreme face care routine on the go. After all, you can't have acne if you don't have skin. Join us next week for Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Howl's Moving Castle (2004) is the second and last film of our half-hearted Steampunk month! What a rollercoaster it's been, and thank goodness we have something so positive to end on. Sorry to all the fans of this film, for we never gave it a chance until now. We were wrong and we do perform a ukulele apology in the middle of this episode to stay tuned to hear that. However, if anyone can tell us why Sophie ages and de-ages randomly throughout the film, we would very much appreciate it. Join us next week for a brand-new theme month! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Wild Wild West (1999) is our first official episode of 2024 and it kicks off our Half-hearted Steampunk Month! What a way to begin the year. Is it the most offensive film ever made? Not at all, but it certainly does try. If you have a niche kink for both spiders and steampunk, you're gonna have a fantastic time with this one. If you're a Calum, you're gonna have a less good time. Join us next week for Howl's Moving Castle (2004) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Happy Anniversary to us! It's been three years of One of us is Board, and we've decided to celebrate by watching two of Britain's most depressing films: Threads (1984) and When The Wind Blows (1986). In this special episode, we decide which of these bleak looks at a nuclear apocalypse makes us want to cry more. That is genuinely the main criterion for this, so buckle in. Please don't fret, however, as we are back to our usual shenanigans next week. Join us as we kick off our half-hearted Steampunk month with Wild Wild West (1999) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Best. Christmas. Ever! (2023) is our final film of our Christmas Inception month and our final episode of 2023. So, was it the best Christmas film ever? Of course not. We know what we're in for when it comes to these 90-minute Netflix Christmas films. However, it did lead to us discovering the true meaning of Christmas, and really, what more can you ask for? Have a great Christmas and a fantastic 2024! Consider giving us the gift of a follow, so that you can be the first to know when we come back in January. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

A Castle For Christmas (2021) kicks starts our Christmas Inception fortnight. This week, and the next, we will be looking at Christmas Netflix films that are referenced in other Christmas Netflix films. A Castle For Christmas was featured in last year's Christmas film, Falling For Christmas. This one is set in Scotland so you get some bonus rants - don't say we don't treat you well. Join us next week as we watch Best. Christmas. Ever (2023) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

The Outfit (2022) is the final film in our Dylan O'Vember month and, spoiler alert, we've decided to end on a high. For those who aren't long-term stans, you may not know that we have covered this film already. We did a quick episode after attending the UK premiere. So why did we watch it again? Because it's Dylan O'Vember and this is a top-tier film that deserves two episodes. Join us as we fangirl and watch Dylan hide in a box for half a film! Join us next week as we start our Netflix Inception Christmas Month with A Castle for Christmas (2021) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Flashback (2020), known in an alternative reality as The Education of Fredrick Fitzell (2020), is our third film of Dylan O'Vember! This is a very trippy and confusing film that no one but Dylan O'Brien fans has heard of. So, why did we choose to talk about it? Well, because every Dylan O'Brien film deserves its time in the sun and also because we want our audience to reassure us that we aren't deeply unintelligent. Please watch this film and confirm that it is baffling (it's worth it for the ending sequence). Join us next week as we watch The Outfit (2022) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message

Deepwater Horizon (2016) is up next in our Dylan O'Vember month! This is a film based on the Deepwater Horizon explosion that happened in 2010, which we admittedly do not know much about. So please don't judge us when we get things wrong (like we usually do). Should this have been a film so soon after the disaster? Maybe not BUT ethics aside, we do get a lovely view of a mud-covered Dylan. Join us next week as we watch Flashback (2020) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/one-of-us-is-board/message