Episode 259 | “Waiting for the But”

Future Bachelor

28-03-2023 • 1 hr 11 mins

Si & Veronica are feeling tired for episode 259! The Bachelor semi-surprised us with a THREE HOUR-LONG finale that had a Kardashians commercial and an unnecessary interview with Sean and Catherine Lowe. Jesse came to us live with a studio audience and kicked us off before we continued Zach’s Thailand journey with Ariel’s absolute poise and perfect articulation of her feelings at the end of the show and how Zach took away the coupledom and agency with how he handled Fantasy Suites. The ladies get to meet Zach’s family and get to tiptoe around the awkwardness of what happened with “Sex Week”. Kaity and Zach’s dad bonded over their own daddy issues and Gabi learned more about Zach’s sick baby past. Kaity’s final one-on-one date goes swimmingly, meanwhile Gabi’s leaves her with nonanswers that are really the answer she doesn’t want to hear. Gabi predicts her own end and stopped Zach from saying more canned break-up lines. Kaity and Zach seem happy together and are planning on moving in together in the summer! We get a sneak preview of Charity’s season, coming June 26 at a new later time, and her brother is going to go undercover to learn about these men.

(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 51m:22s)

Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez are trying to stop the hate flowing in from their stans against the other. Natalie and Deepti from season 2 of Love Is Blind started their own recap podcast. Goop is on her second week of trial for the skiing lawsuit that is being memed everywhere. Sammi Sweetheart is returning to the shore after 10 long years. Gisele might be back in the dating game… and someone in a higher tax bracket. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Nashville tragedy (and how Bachelor handled it) and to Jonathan Majors being arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman (who might be his girlfriend). Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!

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