Jessie's first ketamine session sends her to Alien catacombs before pulling a "Honey-I-Shrunk-The-Kids" scenario. Typical. For some odd reason Hilah assumes ketamine treatment is done in the nude. Typical. They share alarming anecdotes surrounding the bizarre things people do with semen, and help a listener whose sister is faking a pregnancy. They explain why mass emails are bound to piss people off. Jessie compares a relationship to a volcano, and a baby to a pile of bricks. Hilah suspects this dilemma is their first fake submission. Aspersions are cast! Reputations destroyed! Just joshin' ya! They answer it anyway. Fully clothed.

About Backseat Shrinks:

With nary a credential in sight, longtime friends Hilah Johnson and Jessie Tilton therapize each other and give advice to listeners with "hilarious insight and wisdom" in this comedic  therapy podcast.

Send your questions to backseatshrinks@gmail.com