Total Christmas Podcast

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A podcast that talks about everything Christmas... that's pretty much it. read less

Episode 74 - Patrick Stewart's Christmas Carol
29-01-2023
Episode 74 - Patrick Stewart's Christmas Carol
We're back baby and it's a brand new year with the same old crap!First up we have a lovely story from Tracy Dawson who shares the story of the year her daughter wanted Santa to bring a flying carpet.Then Bob Baker teaches us all about the English rude word bollocks.Next up it's the quiz and joining us with all the answers is Brian Earl.  Brian is the host of Christmas Past Podcast and also the author of the Christmas Past book. Here's a link:https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Past-Fascinating-Favorite-Traditions/dp/149306939XThen Bob Baker is back with his second segment.  This is a brand new segment called Christmas Everyday and in it Bob shares ideas on how to keep a glimmer of Christmas in your life all year long.  If you have any suggestions email them in.Then we look at A Christmas Carol from 1999 starring Patrick Stewart. It's pretty good and if you want to watch it here's a link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BUb4WMjDjo&t=1419sThen we have the triumphant return of the yule log and this one features The Fraggles.It's okay I suppose.Check it out here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1pCC-SIde0&t=1049sThis episode's recommendation is Rock, Paper, Swords a podcast that talks about historical fiction.  Their Christmas episode takes a look at the history of Christmas, and it's excellent.Check it out here:https://anchor.fm/rockpaperswords/episodes/Christmas-Special-2022--Merry-Xmas-one-and-all-e1s3hn1If you want to get in touch, here's the email:totalchristmas@gmail.comor check out the website:totalchristmaspodcast.comMerry Christmas
Episode 72 - The Christmas Village
18-12-2022
Episode 72 - The Christmas Village
You have no idea how much Christmas I have crammed into this episode.First up there's a quick recommendation of one of my favourite Christmas films.It's called Christmas, Again and I love it.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3894188/Next up is a treat for any fans of A Charlie Brown Christmas.Nate Hance has done a fantastic Jazz take on the Vince Guaraldi soundtrack.Have a listen here:https://natehance.bandcamp.com/album/a-charlie-brown-christmas-nhancedThen it's Do You Hear What I Hear with Bob Baker, and he's wishing us a Happy or Merry Christmas.Then, thanks to our listener Timothy Lewis, I have a listen to 5 Christmas songs from the US and say if I've ever heard them before.Here they are:Hard Candy Christmas - Dolly Parton https://youtu.be/GOzi-gD7-tsChristmas in Dixie - Alabamahttps://youtu.be/vjGbi5nz-8ATennessee Christmas - Amy Granthttps://youtu.be/pKwOByDgW3IColorado Christmas - Nitty Gritty Dirt Bandhttps://youtu.be/8b3hfepgZxgSanta Claus is Watching You - Ray Stevenshttps://youtu.be/mER2fGuSqF8Then we have Scott Newman reading another interesting story about the life of the real Saint Nicholas.  Sounds like old Saint Nick had a bit of temper on him.Next up we have, for the 3rd year in a row, the wonderful Shelli Arnold telling us all about her Christmas village.  You have to check out the pictures on Facebook to truly appreciate it.Then Natalie Bickel tells us the story of how she found out the truth about Santa when she was only 6!Natalie is the author of The Christmas Clue a delightful children's book that could be the perfect start to a yearly tradition.Check it out here:https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Clue-Nat-Bickel/dp/1639841504Then it's one of the laziest versions of A Christmas Carol I've ever covered.  It could've been so good, but instead was naff.It's A Sesame Street Christmas Carol, don't watch it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcQPoeQrdmMThen it's the quiz and we have Adam Kennedy on to try his luck and he does okay.Adam has a very funny Christmas album that you need to listen to:https://adamkennedy.bandcamp.com/album/literally-shrunk-down-and-living-in-my-christmas-villageThen we have Bob Baker's final Wonderful Christmastime of the year and he gives us 10 great suggestions for how to make the season bright.This episode's recommendation is I'm Not Complaining with Robin and Juno, a wonderful podcast hosted by the world's youngest podcasters.Have a listen:https://anchor.fm/notcomplainingThe other recommendation is my book.  Thursday Night's Alright by Jack Andrews.It's great.https://anchor.fm/notcomplainingAfter the credits we have Between The Lights by E F Benson read by Tony Dixon.Tony Dixon is the host of Happy Halloween podcast which is great:https://anchor.fm/happyhalloweenpodIf you want to get in touch, do it.Email:  totalchristmas@gmail.comWebsite:  totalchristmaspodcast.comMerry Christmas you beautiful people.
Episode 71 - It's Really Christmas
11-12-2022
Episode 71 - It's Really Christmas
There's no hiding from it....   Christmas Is Here!  Hallelujah!The show is packed.First up why not have a listen to The Happy House Sessions Christmas Mash-Up from Steven Beech.  It's an hour of Christmas favourites all crammed together to get you in the spirit:https://hearthis.at/upliftinghousesessions/the-christmas-session-vol-2/I've been inundated with requests from our US correspondent Scott Newman for the What The Dickens segment, so I do my best to cover all of them.There's a lot, but it's interesting stuff.This episodes Do You Hear What I Hear from our podcast barman Bob Baker discusses how us Brits can't stop using the word 'Cheers'.Then it's the quiz and Ed Daly, the author of the Christmas Book gives it his best.Check out his book, it's great:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Christmas-Book-Ultimate-Favorite-Holiday/dp/B09HQKLYB1Last year I played a few of Adam Kennedy's Christmas songs, from his album Literally Shrunk Down and Living In My Christmas Village.  Well this year I've got him on the show to talk to us about some more of his songs.They are very funny and you need to give the album a listen:https://adamkennedy.bandcamp.com/album/literally-shrunk-down-and-living-in-my-christmas-villageThen Bob Baker is back with Wonderful Christmas time.  Learn about Christmas Haunted Houses, Christmas Castles and Surfing Santas.This week's recommendation is my book again. . .  because last time I recommended it no on listened.  Well not no one, but only 5 people, and bearing in mind this is the greatest work of literature ever written I think more people should give it a shot.Here's the link.  If you buy it I'll shut up about it:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thursday-Nights-Alright-Jack-Andrews-ebook/dp/B0BLW93NTKWhy not get in touch.You can email:totalchristmas@gmail.comor have a look at the website:totalchristmaspodcast.comMerry Christmas
Episode 70 - Christmas Past
04-12-2022
Episode 70 - Christmas Past
It's December, that means it's officially Christmas and you don't have to be ashamed of listening to the podcast.First up Bob Baker is explaining the term 'Tuck in'.Then we have an interview with Brian Earl of the Christmas Past podcast.  He's got a book out that is ideal for anyone who loves the interesting history of Christmas.Here's a link:https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Past-Fascinating-Favorite-Traditions/dp/149306939XThen we have the quiz and you can compete with our US correspondent Scott Newman.  He has two great Christmas podcasts, check them out...https://anchor.fm/tinseltuneshttps://www.christmasmorningpodcast.com/Then Bob Baker gives us some more great Christmas activities going on in Wonderful Christmastime.This week's version of A Christmas Carol is an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, called Bah Humbug.  I'm joined by Ed Daly the author of The Christmas Book: The Ultimate Guide To Your Favourite Holiday.Here's a link to the episode:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vZwQ4ydd8AAnd here's a link to Ed's book:https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Book-Ultimate-Favorite-Holiday/dp/B09HS14DFMLast year I recommended some great little Christmas ghost story books from Biblioasis called Seth's Christmas Ghost Stories.  They've added even more books to the collection this year.Check them out here:http://biblioasis.com/product-category/fiction/seths-christmas-ghost-stories/This episode's recommendation is Thursday Night's Alright by Jack Andrews.  Just download it.https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thursday-Nights-Alright-Jack-Andrews-ebook/dp/B0BLW93NTK/If you want to get in touch, here's the website:totalchristmas@gmail.comHere's the email:totalchristmas@gmail.comMerry Christmas
Episode 69 - More Classic British Christmas Songs
20-11-2022
Episode 69 - More Classic British Christmas Songs
It's episode 69.That's right 69, and you know what, I'm so mature I don't even mention it once.It's true, just listen and you'll see.The show starts with Bob Baker and Do You Hear What I Hear.  This week it's Naff.Then Paula Horwood shares the harrowing tale of how her supply teacher told the whole class who really delivers the presents on Christmas Eve,Paula is the creator of Baubicles and you can learn a bit more here:https://baubicles.co.uk/Next up we have the quiz and it's out with the old and in with the new.  I've run out of questions from the original quiz so I've bought a book.If you fancy being a Christmas Quizmaster you can have the old quiz, just email me and your name will go into the hat.Then our US correspondent Scott Newman is on the show to tell us if he recognises some classic British Christmas songs.The songs are:Walking In The Airhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upH1QZU4Z0Y2000 Miles by the Pretendershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyGZlBdkaAStep Into Christmas by Sir Elton Johnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRtGMm96F8Keeping The Dream Alive by Freiheithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr2vXDLK7wkSaviour's Day by Cliff Richardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTI8CWSiZ40Check out Scott's podcasts here:https://anchor.fm/tinseltuneshttps://www.christmasmorningpodcast.com/Then I plug my merch.  Do you want a T-shirt that lets people know you love Christmas?Well if you do all the proceeds go to charity.Check out the T-shirts here:http://tee.pub/lic/Fd5fQwF4tsYAlso I have a book.Thursday Night's Alright by Jack AndrewsI wrote it nearly 20 years ago.  It's very rude and there's lots of bad language, but on the plus side it is very funny.If you have Kindle Unlimited you can read it for free, or buy the ebook version on Amazon for $3.(There's no cover picture on Amazon at the moment, but it does have a cover, it just hasn't processed yet, although when you read this, it might have a cover).https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thursday-Nights-Alright-Jack-Andrews-ebook/dp/B0BLW93NTK/Then it's What The Dickens and we discuss a couple of very interesting bits about Candles in A Christmas CarolNext up Bob Baker is back with Wonderful Christmastime and we have more Christmas traditions that you can get involved in.Then it's part 2 of Between The Lights by E F Benson as read by Tony Dixon.  Check out Tony's podcast here:https://anchor.fm/happyhalloweenpodThis week's recommendation is the fantastic book Thursday Night's Alright by Jack Andrews.  A crude but hilarious novel that your mum might find offensive, but you'll love.Here's a link:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thursday-Nights-Alright-Jack-Andrews-ebook/dp/B0BLW93NTK/If you want to get in touch, what are you waiting for...Email:totalchristmas@gmail.comwebsite:www.totalchristmaspodcast.comMerry Christmas
Episode 68 - The Christmas Clue
06-11-2022
Episode 68 - The Christmas Clue
This episode has so much in it there's barely any space to breathe.First up we have another story about the life and times of the real Saint Nicholas.  It's read to us by Scott Newman our US correspondent and host of Tinsel Tunes Podcast.Next we have Do You Hear What I Hear and Bob Baker our podcast Barman discusses the British use of the word 'mate'.This episode's version of A Christmas Carol is the Bewitched episode Humbug Not To Be Spoken Here.  It's a blast from the past and isn't too bad.If you want to watch it, here's a link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH184Dbw1LgThen we have an interview with the delightful Natalie Bickel, she's written a charming book called The Christmas Clue.  It's based on a family tradition where every Christmas her dad sets a scavenger hunt around their house.Here's a link to check it out:https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Clue-Nat-Bickel/dp/1639841504 and here's Natalie's socials:https://www.facebook.com/natmosfear/https://twitter.com/natmosfearAfter that we have the quiz and we have Paula Horwood the creator of Baubicles doing her best, see if you can beat her score.To check out Paula's Baubicles here's a link:https://www.baubicles.co.uk/Then it's Wonderful Christmas time and Bob Baker gives us Christmas traditions from the US, the UK and Australia.  Thanks to Adam Parker for his tradition of Christmas singalongs in the pub.  Check out Adam's podcast here:https://merrybritsmas.podbean.com/Then it's the debut of a brand new segment.  Tony Dixon our self-appointed Spooky Correspondent is telling us a spooky Christmas story in 5 parts.  The story is Between The Lights by E F Benson.You can check out Tony's podcast here:https://anchor.fm/happyhalloweenpodThis week's recommendation is Christmas Creeps podcast.  Each episode they review a different Christmas movie.  To have a listen here's a link:https://christmascreeps.com/If you want to get in touch I'd love to hear from you.Here's the email:   totalchristmas@gmail.comHere's the website:  totalchristmaspodcast.comMerry Christmas
Episode 64 - The Real Saint Nicholas
11-09-2022
Episode 64 - The Real Saint Nicholas
It's another packed show and there's no time to waste.First up we give our Scandinavian-American correspondent some tips on how to make an authentic Jacob Marley Christmas costume.  Then it's this episode's version of a Christmas Carol.  It's called Huh Huh Humbug and it was part of the Beavis and Butthead Do Christmas episode.If you want to watch it it's on YouTube, but it's lots of parts you have to watch in a row, here's a link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD2W-rTFVaI&list=PLnI-i18HPjt3cYrzuRuTyEWDNilWqxawGThen we have another brand new segment from our podcast barman, Bob Baker.  We're calling it Wonderful Christmastime and each episode we'll be looking at different Christmas activities you can get involved in to make Christmas that bit more special.Next up we take a look at the history of the real Saint Nicholas, there's not a lot of historical records and some that we have are a bit dubious, but it's interesting stuff and we'll also look at one of the legends associated with him.Then Bob Baker is back with Do You Hear What I Hear, and this time Bob hears the word 'Dodgy'.Then its's the quiz and you know you love it.This episode's recommendation is You Must Remember This, a podcast that looks at the forgotten stories from the early days of Hollywood.  I've been a listener for years and I love the show.Here's a link:http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/If you want to get in touch, drop us an email at:totalchristmas@gmail.comMerry Christmas
Episode 60 - Christmas in July
16-07-2022
Episode 60 - Christmas in July
Merry Christmas in July you beautiful people.This episode starts with our weekly quiz.  Do you know what colour mistletoe berries are?  If you do, you'll get at least one question right.  If you don't....   what?  of course you know what colour they are.Then we have a Story of Shame sent in by the mom of our podcast mascot Elmer, Jennifer Kay.This week the Do You Hear What I Hear from our podcast barman, Bob Baker, is all about Nappies.Then I talk about Christmas in July, the history of where it (possibly) originated and how it evolved.Then I look at 8 different songs that all share the same title:  Christmas in July.Here they are if you want to listen to the whole song:Jonathan Coulton & John Roderickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqlaG9MYXlIAlex the Astronauthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7V4LJN-1wLizzie Watershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Lrt6tK9BgEnglewoodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ux4CP2jH28The Therapy Sistershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpCcj6nYIk8&t=142sThe Ego Trippershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8-hFoGEM6ESufjan Stevenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D30yerxlGZANik Whitcombhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if1tGjGz2ZYThis episode's version of A Christmas Carol is The Jetsons Christmas Carol and if you want to listen to it, you'll have to check out the latest episode of The Advent Calendar House Podcast with Mike Westfall.Here's a link:https://adventcalendar.house/This episode's recommendation is a very funny podcast called Wheel of Misfortune hosted by Alison Spittle and Fern Brady.   If you don't mind a bit of bad language, you're sure to find it very funny.https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08m3z73/episodes/downloadsGet in touch at totalchristmas@gmail.comMerry Christmas