The Chrissie Swan Show

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The Chrissie Swan Show features everything you love about the popular radio and TV star. From hilarious and relatable stories from her own life, popular segments including Swan’s Singalong, Mystic Chrissie and Celeb Stuff – Chrissie will have you entertained and laughing out loud.

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Coming soon... The Chrissie Swan Show

Coming soon... The Chrissie Swan Show

The Chrissie Swan Show features everything you love about the popular radio and TV star. From hilarious and relatable stories from her own life, popular segments including Swan’s Singalong, Mystic Chrissie and Celeb Stuff – Chrissie will have you entertained and laughing out loud. Starts Monday Jan 30!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episodes

Kanye West Plans To Open An Adult Entertainment Studio

Kanye West Plans To Open An Adult Entertainment Studio

And he's going to call it 'Yeezy P*rn'. And this is after he came out saying how much the industry has ruined his life. Also, people travelling to Milan may want to reconsider now that the city is planning on banning some top tier food items!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have You Ever Eaten Anything Out Of The Bin?

Have You Ever Eaten Anything Out Of The Bin?

We know that sounds crazy but hear us out for a second! If it's in a wrapper then surely it should be fine right? Well let's just see what your opinion are on it then. Plus, we need to talk about all these Kim Kardashian rumours we have just found the answers to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim Kardashian Loses 100K Followers After A Taylor Swift Diss Track

Kim Kardashian Loses 100K Followers After A Taylor Swift Diss Track

Seems as though The Tortured Poets Department has re-sparked the feud between Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian. Especially with the song thanK you aIMee being a diss track about her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Arj Barker Debacle

The Arj Barker Debacle

There's been quite a lot of clickbait recently surrounding the Arj Barker incident at a comedy show. We're here to get down to business and figure out the true story of what happened. We've even recruited a witness to the incident and show friend, Ally Langdon, to help solve the case.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The New Neighbours Storyline Is Weird

The New Neighbours Storyline Is Weird

Neighbours just started a new storyline that people seem to be getting weirded out by. Character Dr. Karl has turned into a serial 'poo jogger'. We get the culprit himself on to explain things.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tortured Poets Department Was A Secret Double Release?

The Tortured Poets Department Was A Secret Double Release?

We just missed the announcement about a whole second set of songs coming out with The Tortured Poets Department last week. Now we have to talk about it. We also get Masterchef judges Poh Ling Yeow and Jean-Christophe Novelli to come in and play a little game of guessing the Aussie slang.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Barker Trolls Kourtney Kardashian On Her Birthday

Travis Barker Trolls Kourtney Kardashian On Her Birthday

It's Kourtney Kardashian's 45th birthday today and Travis Barker has decided to celebrate the occasion by sharing a very strange picture of her online.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our First Reactions To The Tortured Poets Department

Our First Reactions To The Tortured Poets Department

IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! We couldn’t be more excited to be listening to the brand new Taylor Swift album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’. Get ready for all things Swift today as we react to and rate some of the best songs from the album.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bianca Censori Goes Barefoot At Disneyland

Bianca Censori Goes Barefoot At Disneyland

We hate nothing more than the idea of being barefoot out in public. Imagine all the germs and rocks and other awful things! Also, it seems as though Bianca's feet are wrapped up in some form of bandage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reacting To The Taylor Swift Album Leak

Reacting To The Taylor Swift Album Leak

The Tortured Poets Department is less than 24 hours away now and we couldn't be more excited!!! There have been some leaks on a Google drive though and we're not sure if we should listen or not. Plus, Jack delivers one of his most outrageous statements yet in this weeks Sweeping Statements.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This UberEats Glitch Could Have You Receiving an Empty Box!

This UberEats Glitch Could Have You Receiving an Empty Box!

Imagine that feeling of excitement just as you're about to receive your food delivery only to find out it’s completely wrong! Plus, we need to talk about all the easter eggs Taylor Swift has been dropping about her new album recently!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Having Only One Child Selfish?

Is Having Only One Child Selfish?

Where’s the justice for all the only children? We’re here to spread the word of not judging only children or parents that decide to only have one child. It’s an elegant choice. Plus, with only 2 more sleeps until the next Taylor Swift album, we get to speculating what it’s going to sound like!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Do You Do As Soon As Your Partner's Away?

What Do You Do As Soon As Your Partner's Away?

We took a break from the show the last few weeks and have so much catching up to do. That's why we've started a brand new segment called SMTD (So Much To Discuss) to catch up on everything that's happened. Plus, Joel Creasey joins us and talks all things about his Comedy Festival show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Songs That Make Gay People Scream!

Songs That Make Gay People Scream!

We're baaacccckkkk! Hope you didn't miss us too much during the break. Josh Thomas joins us today on the show to chat about his show, 'Let's Tidy Up'. We also have some suggestions for him to add to his playlist of songs that make gay people scream!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best of | Love On The Spectrum

Best of | Love On The Spectrum

Do you have a brand of mayo that you refuse to change from? We believe that everyone does and we're down to find out what the best brand of mayo is. Chrissie also tells us about the unexpectedly relaxing MRI she recently experiences. Plus, Jodi Rodgers joins us as we chat about 'Love On The Spectrum'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best of | Conspiracy Theories

Best of | Conspiracy Theories

We love a good conspiracy theory, especially when it's as absurd as this Avril Lavigne theory. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for another round of Sweeping Statements!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best of | What Taylor Swift Era Are You?

Best of | What Taylor Swift Era Are You?

We're getting into the mystical arts here on The Chrissie Swan Show. Talking all about manifesting things and dreams that come true. Plus, we'll tell you exactly what you Taylor Swift Era says about you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best of | Was Billeting The Worst Thing Ever?

Best of | Was Billeting The Worst Thing Ever?

Who remembers going on school trips and being billeted out to another persons family? Did you end up thinking it was the worst thing ever or did you enjoy it? We think it sounds like fresh hell! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best of | Are Chest Freezers Bogan?

Best of | Are Chest Freezers Bogan?

We've got Jessica Mauboy joining us today and talking about her resurgence in popularity with the younger generation. Plus, we ask the important question, are chest freezers bogan?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best of | All About Appliances

Best of | All About Appliances

Who doesn't like a good kitchen appliance? I mean they literally make your food for you! But what about the kitchen appliances that you never use? Well we're here to give you some reasons for why you should wipe the dust off of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.