This episode of Yours Satirically is not suitable for individuals who firmly believe that their unsolicited advice is the only correct approach for new mothers. If you're someone who thinks that a newborn baby needs to be taught calculus in the first week of their life, or that breastfeeding is the only acceptable way to feed a child, this episode is not for you. I do not endorse any form of judgmental behavior towards new mothers, nor do I support any unwarranted comments that could lead to increased stress and anxiety. If you're the kind of person who thinks a baby can be potty-trained in a week, or that sleep training is the only solution to every baby's sleep problems, please refrain from listening to this episode. If you are a new mother who enjoys unsolicited advice and wants to hear more of it, this episode of Yours Satirically is not for you. I apologize for any disappointment or frustration caused by my lack of enthusiasm for offering unsolicited parenting advice. However, if you appreciate humor and satire on the topic of parenting, please proceed with caution. Remember, my opinions are just that - opinions, and should not be taken as gospel. I take no responsibility for any parenting decisions you make based on my satirical musings.