One day a garbage monster called the Garbalarbagus comes to town and it doesn't know what is garbage and what isn't. The Garbalarbagus wants to eat everything! A boy named Stevedore must stop the Garbalarbagus and get it out of town. Free colouring pages for this story can be downloaded at www.professorpirate.com

Mums give birth to babies and Dads give birth to Dinosaurs. Everyone knows that! But Susan's father loves dinosaurs so much that he won't stop giving birth to them. And Susan has to do all the work to feed them, wash them and clean up after them. Susan has had enough! Her father has to stop giving birth to dinosaurs. You can download free colouring pages for this story at www.professorpirate.com

Jemima the stork doesn't want to fly south for the Winter like all the other storks, she wants to fly up, to the moon! To get there she needs the help of a seesaw and pizza loving hippopotamus called Humongous Higgleby. You can download free colouring pages for this story at the website www.professorpirate.com

Today is the competition to see which clown will be named the Town Clown of Clown Town. The clown Jangle Brown wants to win the crown and become the Town Clown . But, he has a problem. To win, you have to have a smile and Jangle Brown was born with a frown! Download free colouring pages for this story at www.professorpirate.com

The poem of Yuk Guk Magooie is so powerful it can heal anyone of their sickness. But the Queen has fallen sick and someone has stolen the poem. Only our hero Joshua Lipstick can find the poem and save the Queen. Free colouring pages can be downloaded at www.professorpirate.com

Moontassa is a baby bird, born inside an egg that won't open. She can't get out of the egg and so instead she goes deep down inside the egg on an adventure together with a creature called the Wrinkle Turtle. Sometimes you have to dig deep inside if you want to do something difficult. Free colouring pages for this story can be downloaded at the website www.professorpirate.com

Imagine if you were an eye, nose or mouth and you were living on the most disgusting person in the world. Would you try to run away? This is the story of an eye, nose and mouth who go into the world to become the world's greatest cake bakers! Another very silly Professor Pirate story. You can download free colouring pages at the website www.professorpirate.com

Jeremiah and his grandfather sail a bathtub on an adventure to create the worlds greatest submarine, a Double Bathtub Bubbler. You can download printable pictures for this story at www.professorpirate.com

Noah is a moose who dreams of being an underwater hairdresser. Together with his best friend, Deseray the Giraffe, they go on an adventure to help Noah become the best underwater hairdresser the world has ever seen.

This is a story, about a kid detective named Rocket. Who was born with an octopus on their head! Imagine the amazing things you could do if you had eight extra octopus arms! But there is a problem, someone on the island is stealing every rooster's cock-a-doodle-doo sound. Rocket needs to find out why, and stop them. Visit www.professorpirate.com for free story drawing pages.

Ida is a little creature called the Wish Finder. It's his job to sail on adventures to find magical wishing objects. His best friend is an antler cat named Metow. Together they must save the town and bring back a magical wishing spoon from the top of Jiggling mountain. You can download free colouring pages from www.professorpirate.com

There are creatures called Raindrop Surfers who live on clouds and have amazing fun surfing raindrops down to earth. This is the story of the littlest Raindrop Surfer called Sky, and the adventures she was not quite ready for. Download free colouring pages at www.professorpirate.com

The Nosleeper has been awake since the beginning of time, and everyone says that the Nosleeper can never go to sleep. BUT, the Nosleeper is very, very tired! A little creature called Sloopy Loopy has the job of keeping the Nosleeper awake. But... YAWN... the Nosleeper...YAWN... is so tired. You can download free colouring pictures for this story at the website www.professorpirate.com

Today's story is about Tingy the Fliggelldee Bub. Tingy is a little creature whose job is to turn off the sun. But there is a problem, Tingy doesn't know how to do it, and all the animals want to go to sleep. If you want to download colouring pages for this story you can go to www.professorpirate.com. All of these stories are improvised whilst walking through a forest. Have a wonderful day!

Stickemup Jones is the biggest bank robber in the whole world. Only his sister, Pewpew Jones, can stop him. This is episode three in the Professor Pirate podcast series. Each story is improvised and recorded whilst walking through a forest. For more info and free colouring pages go to www.professorpirate.com.

Axearockagus is a axe who loves the forest and also loves playing the electric guitar. But what will Axearockagus do when the other axes come into the forest to chop down his friends the trees? Professor Pirate is a kids story podcast, improvised whilst walking through a forest. Download free colouring pages for this story at www.professorpirate.com

Gundy the Snail works in the Snail Slime Factory, but she has a dream. - Professor Pirate is a series of children's stories created whilst walking through forests. They are very silly. If you want to download free colouring pages for this story go to professorpirate.com.