Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

"Insane" Erik Lane

If you’ve ever thought you’ve done something really stupid, just listening to this podcast will improve your attitude! Message me your comments/questions or stupid story, or email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com. Real-time updates and story links on the TELEGRAM Channel at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane! (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill; "It's A Great Big Stupid World". Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) https://www.amazon.com/Great-Big-Stupid-World/dp/B005EPKL14 Logo by the "Free Online Logo Maker": DesignEvo https://www.designevo.com/logo-maker Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support read less

The "Human Collie" Speaks, A Terrifying Tesla Tale, Andre the Giant Dumps
Yesterday
The "Human Collie" Speaks, A Terrifying Tesla Tale, Andre the Giant Dumps
The Japanese man who has become a worldwide Internet sensation by dressing up in public as a collie now want to replace "Lassie". Want a reason NOT to jump into an electric car just yet? So, THIS may be possible: An electric car rental runs out of juice on a deserted rural road with no charging stations in sight & traps a mom & her 16-y/o daughter inside. A popular WWF wrestler had to wrestle himself on the commode every time he had to drop a deuce. So, he used the bathtub instead. Oh, and there's even more..... PA Woman Hides in Ex’s Backseat Before Trying to Kill Him; “Jorts” Are Officially Back in Style/Things That Say "I'm a Middle-Age Man" as Much as Jorts; 30% of People Would Trust A.I. to Pick Out Their Clothes; FL mom charged with leaving 11-y/o son with dead man after drug-fueled threesome; Public Proposal Goes Horribly Awry: 'No, You Slept With My Brother!'; Woman Receives 1,000 Condoms To Her Doorstep in Mystery Amazon Hack; FL Man Arrested for Torching Car Belonging to His Cousin—Who's Also His Girlfriend; Scientists Given 'Honors' at 'IG Nobel Prizes' for Unusual Studies—Including Anchovy Sex & Nose Hair Counts; Group of Friends Take Over Hotel for Hours After No Employees Were Found; Naked Man on Mushrooms Lights Car on Fire, Claims to Be an 'Expert in Magic'; AL Marching Band Director Got Tased for Refusing to Stop the Music; Americans Clueless About Their Constitutional Rights; Doctor Explains Why We Fart So Much & Why Some Stink Worse than Others; We May Be Nearing the End of Breakfast Cereal; Bears caught raiding Krispy Kreme delivery van; Oregon HR Manager in Hot Water for Sending Employee Penis-Shaped Cake; Women Accused Of ‘Aggressively Swinging’ Baby Around ‘Like A Toy’ At FL Bar; A DoorDash Driver Attacked a Wingstop Manager for Taking Too Long. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Have To Resist Texting My Crush" & “Help! – My Daughter Thinks The Word "Damn" Means "Pretty". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
A "Little Rascal" Reporter, Smell Like The "Yellow Pages", & Men Obsessing Over The Roman Empire
4d ago
A "Little Rascal" Reporter, Smell Like The "Yellow Pages", & Men Obsessing Over The Roman Empire
S5E9 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - I think most folks will agree that the level of professional journalism has been on a downward slide for some time. Well, it may have hit the gutter at a recent press conference with the Pennsylvania State Police detailing the capture of an escaped convict. Smells evoke many thoughts & memories but do you want folks to remember phone books when they smell you? I'll bet you think most men think about sex. Well, you would be wrong if you believe this latest viral video on TikTok... If you think you've heard just about the stupidest thing in the world this week, you would be wrong as well. Find out why in this episode... Man Spends Entire Paycheck on 3.5K Incandescent Bulbs After Ban; Hopes Stockpile Lasts Him 75 Years; (Yum.. Or Not)....Hot Dog Gummies; UFO Nuts Unveil 2 Dead Aliens in Mexico; A Police Chase Ended with the Suspect Crashing Into the Police Station; FL mom abandons toddler in running car to go swimming & meet sharks; A Drugged-Up Canadian Twerked at a Cop; Cats May Get Health Benefits from Vegan Diet (???) Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Pole-Dancing Granny, Burbank's "Mayor Spanky", & The FL Hamster Wheel Man
Sep 16 2023
Pole-Dancing Granny, Burbank's "Mayor Spanky", & The FL Hamster Wheel Man
When Grandma has a side-hustle, that should be a good thing since it makes her feel she's still needed. But if it's working as a pole dancer, it might suggest that Granny is needed more than you think. California is America's "side show" & who better to represent this than a mayor getting spanked by a drag queen. Who better to represent Florida than the "Florida Man" in a hamster wheel trying to make it "across the pond" to London. If you can make it through this week's stupidity, you're have a stronger constitution than the man with the "mechanical manhood"... Elon Musk Confirms He Had A 3rd Child With Grimes. Name? Techno Mechanicus; Woman Clueless of Red & Blue Flashing Lights on Her Car-Didn't Realize Why Drivers Pulled Over; Arkansas hospital sues thousands of patients over medical bills during the pandemic, including hundreds of its own employees; Mysterious yellow line appears on 23 miles of Florida highway; McDonald's Is Getting Rid of Self-Serve Soda Fountains; American Habits Are Causing a Laxative ShortageAn Angerball Pulls a Gun on Some Kids, & Apologizes When One Turns Out to Be His Neighbor; 1st Grader Suspended For Pointing Fingers Like a Gun; Cops Burst Into a Yoga Class When a "Corpse Pose" Was Mistaken for Mass Murder; Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo—as horrified visitors scream; 600K Gallons of Red Wine Flow Through Portuguese Town After Spill; 3-Legged Bear Breaks Into FL Home & Chugged 3 White Claws; EasyJet Passengers Led Away by Police After They're Caught Having Sex in Plane Toilet During Flight; VA State House Candidate Performs Sex Acts Online With Husband For Money; Man with $62K Bionic Penis Splits From Woman Who Took His Virginity; ‘Feedback’ Is Now Too Harsh. The New Word Is Feedforward; The #1 Decongestant in America Doesn't Work; Someone Changed a Construction Sign to Read, "Due to Weather, Go “F” Yourself". Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – With My Son’s Summer Packet" & “Help! – With A Fantasy Football Fib". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Tea-Bagging Sprite, A Long Tall Man With NO Dress, & Gatorade WATER (???)
Sep 13 2023
Tea-Bagging Sprite, A Long Tall Man With NO Dress, & Gatorade WATER (???)
S5E7 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - More foodie mash-up madness that now has Tik-Tok'ers steeping their tea in lemon-lime soda. It's freaky enough to have an intruder in your home, but when the intruder is 6ft., 5in. tall--and NAKED...and starts fighting with you...it's is a new paradigm of stupid. Third world countries are struggling to find drinkable water to live, Gatorade is now selling "functional water" to Americans. As the world turns, the stupidity never stops... Cup Noodle Is Selling Caffeinated Ramen; Shrek Crocs Are Suddenly the Coolest Footwear on the Planet; Vaping Can Shrink Testicles & Lower Sperm Counts in Rats; Human Skull With Fake Eye Donated to AZ Goodwill; Shocks Thrift Shop Workers; AZ Man's Brand New Truck Stolen, Disassembled Within a One Day; OH Man Uses Hedge Clippers to Cut Ankle Monitor Off at Ace Hardware; Woman Is Arrested for Leaving Kids in a Hot Car, & Asks Cops to Crank the AC in the Cruiser. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Shotgun Bull, Puke & Poop On A Plane, & "Paw Patrol" Porn
Sep 9 2023
Shotgun Bull, Puke & Poop On A Plane, & "Paw Patrol" Porn
A man in Nebraska really took the bull...AND the horns...when he went on a road trip. Airline stupidity from puke to poop will make you reconsider flying. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", had better preview his videos of "Paw Patrol" before letting his little "Panchitos" watch them! And you'd better wait to have something to eat until after you finish with the stupidity you're going to ingest in this weekend episode... Drunk Driver Arrested After Unwittingly Calling 911 on Himself; Lady Wears Terrible Wigs to Work After New Employer Says She Can't Have Pink Hair; A Guy Exposed His Sausage in a Hotel's Breakfast Area; The Most Awkward Things That Have Happened to Guys...at the Urinal; 5-y/o Orders $1,000 of Stuff on Amazon Using Alexa...Including a Hot Tub; Drunk Guy Throws Snickers Bars at Walgreens Clerks, Because They Wouldn't Sell Him Cigarettes; NJ business owner used drone to drop green dye into nearby pools; Worm Discovered Living in Woman's Brain in World's First Case; Man let 10-y/o son drive pickup truck on freeway; 2 workers arrested for digging shortcut through Great Wall of China; Dinner Plate-Sized Device Accidentally Left Inside Woman After C-Section; Woman May Have Used Her Fat Rolls to Sneak a Gun into an MLB Game; Doctors Remove 8” Long Wire From Teen's Penis After It Became Stuck; Robbery Suspect Ditched Undercover Cops Long Enough To Rob Another Store; Diner Shocked Over $15 'A**hole' Charge Added to Bill; Wife Threatens Divorce When Husband Insists on Naming Twins After Minecraft Creators; Hospitalizations for Foreign Objects Stuck in People's Rectums Are on the Rise. "Pancho" is on the baby track this week & is taking this episode off since things are getting pretty "insane" with learning to cope with 2 "Panchitos" around the house! However, you can enjoy a "Best of Pancho" with a classic "Insane Game Show" from 2021! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
World Record Mullet, Cockroach Guitar Whiz, & A "Small Junk" Jailbird
Sep 6 2023
World Record Mullet, Cockroach Guitar Whiz, & A "Small Junk" Jailbird
S5E5 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you don't think mullets are making a comeback, ask the WOMAN who has a record-setting one--at 5 ft., 8 in. long. If you don't think a bug is capable of "pickin' & grinnin', ask the man who was awakened by a cockroach playing his guitar. If you don't think you can go to jail over your "small junk", ask the man who punched his girlfriend when she pointed it out to him. And if you don't think these are stupid enough for you, just keep listening... Delivery Driver Caught Dumping Grocery Order on the Side of the Road; Christian Group Under Fire for Blocking Jersey Shore Beach on Sundays; 12% of Us Are Eating Half of All the Beef Consumed in the U.S.; Entire Family Shares Same Birthday as Twins Are Born the Same Day as Both Their Parents; Manatee Takes Advantage of Hurricane Flooding, Feasts on Homeowner's Lawn; Men Attempts World Record With 153 Hugs in One Minute; Male Monkeys Have More Same-Sex Romps Than Hookups with Females. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
"Masterdating", Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes, & A Clueless Coitus Couple
Sep 2 2023
"Masterdating", Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes, & A Clueless Coitus Couple
When you are all alone eating at a restaurant, now you have a term for what you do when you date yourself. When you need something to freshen up swamp butt, now you have something to use in the Fall season. When you never were taught "the birds & the bees", you may need professional help when you've tried for 4 years to have children. Things have been getting real stupid in Florida of late as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is in the delivery room with Ms. Pancho ready for the arrival of "Panchito #2"...as they await the arrival of a hurricane. It's a perfect set up for this week's episode of insanity... TX Motorist nearly killed when spear smashes through her windshield; FL Man Arrested for DUI Wearing 'I'm the Reason the Beer's Always Gone' T-Shirt; DiGiorno's Pickle & Pineapple Pizza Ready to Enrage the Internet; Pregnant CA Woman Teaches Dog to Relay Her Needs to Husband; Michigan Man Suing Olive Garden After Finding Rat's Foot in Bowl of Soup; TikTok’ers Lose Their Minds Over Couple’s Viral Video About “Randomly” Picking Which Side of the Bed to Sleep; Grown Man Got Charged With a DUI While Riding on a Power Wheel; Mom Tells Son She Won't Pay for His Sports Because She 'Needs the Money for Botox'; VA Bird Bandit Robs Man in Store with Parrots on His Hat & Shoulder; Picklegate: Why Do Pickle Jars Almost Never Include the Word "Pickles"; A Man Robbed a Bank by Just Walking Off with a Bag of Money Left Outside; A "Porch Pirate" Literally Stole Somebody's Entire Porch; Man Arrested at Las Vegas Airport With 15 Lbs. of Cocaine; Claims 'A Friend Packed My Bag’; California Tough Mudder Event Sickens Hundreds After Claims of 'Manure Smell' on Field; Bob Barker Came as Close as He Could to 100 Without Going Over; A Plane Made an Emergency Landing, When Someone Mistook Pepper Spray for Hand Lotion; OK 3rd Grade Teacher Arrested for Being 'Drunk on the Job'—1st Day of School. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Want To Talk My Friend Out Of Buying A Tiny House" & “Help! – My Daughter Only Wants To Eat Watermelon". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Skid-Mark Resistant Toilets, PB&J Coffee Creamer, & A Police Ticket For A NJ "Salute"
Aug 30 2023
Skid-Mark Resistant Toilets, PB&J Coffee Creamer, & A Police Ticket For A NJ "Salute"
S5E3 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's bad enough when you have to deal with "skid marks" in your underwear, but now you can be rid of them in your commode. If you love to "fru-fru" your coffee with flavored creamers, are you "fru-fru" enough to flavor it with peanut butter & strawberry jelly creamer? A man in NJ does what all people in NJ do when & when he did it to a cop, he got ticketed for it...or so it would seem... That is until the driver went "New Jersey" on the officer. We're about to go "stupid" on this week's mid-week collection... Oscar Mayer Was Giving Away Hot Dog Straws; A Burger King in Pennsylvania Is Looking to Hire "Losers"; A Third of People Have Had a Guest So Inconsiderate, They Told Them They Were a "Bad Guest"; Arizona Golf Course Worker Stung by Nearly 2,000 Bees; 13% of People Don't Pack 1 Pair of Underwear for Each Day They're on Vacation; Half of Parents Have 'No Idea' How to Raise Kids Without a Smartphone; Donald Trump Becomes the First Ex-President with a Mugshot...& Claims He's 215 Pounds. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Naked In A Sunflower Field, Kissing Turtles, & Probing Uranus From Behind
Aug 26 2023
Naked In A Sunflower Field, Kissing Turtles, & Probing Uranus From Behind
When you & your special someone are in a field of sunflowers, are you ever tempted to take off all your clothes & take pictures of each other? There are enough of people who do in England that the owners of one sunflower field are having to put up signs prohibiting the exhibition. An outbreak of salmonella is happening from people who are snuggling & kissing their turtles. NASA is needing your help to probe Uranus from behind...and the jokes are coming fast & furious. And so is the stupidity in this week's first weekend episode of Season 5... Police Arrested a 10-y/o for Peeing Behind His Mom's Car & Another 12-y/o Was Handcuffed & Placed In Cop Car While Taking Out The Trash; Do You Have "Screen Apnea"? "Near Misses" with Airplanes Are Happening More Than You'd Think; Would You Use an A.I. Life Coach? Google Is Working on One; An Arsonist Was Arrested, & He Had Baby Ducklings in His Underwear; A Man Took His Girlfriend to the Fair...& Accidentally Shot Her in the Foot; American Tourists Caught Having a Sleepover in the Eiffel Tower; Florida Hit With 25 Cases of Flesh-Eating Bacteria; Sam’s Club’s $1.38 hot dog combo powers it past Costco in sales war; Furries Fight Back After Busting Man Filming Them on Beach; Burnt Shell of a Rare Ferrari Sells for Nearly $2M at Auction; A McDonald's Customer Found Pennies in Their Chicken McNuggets; CA Woman Finds Random Man Who’d Been Living Under Her House in Viral Video; Don't Throw Your Kids in the Air If You've Got a Ceiling Fan/Things You Should Never Do With Your Baby Besides Throw It into a Ceiling Fan; Woman Dubbed the 'Snail-Fluencer' Goes Viral on TikTok; Kool-Aid Bursts Banned in Maine, & No One Knows Why; Catfishing Victim Left Husband & Spent $10,000 Thinking She Was Talking To "Stranger Things" Star; Thirsty Raccoons Are Breaking Into German Homes & Stealing Beer. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Think I Ticked Off My Best Friend!" & “Help! – My Neighbor Has Too Many Cats". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
A Cracked TikTok Egg Prank, Tattoo Wedding Party Favors, & Drunk On Eggo's
Aug 23 2023
A Cracked TikTok Egg Prank, Tattoo Wedding Party Favors, & Drunk On Eggo's
S5E1 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Some TikTok pranks are really stupid...but this one is both stupid AND funny. Ever been so drunk you got a tattoo? This time you can be drunk at a wedding party & get a tattoo as a party favor. You can also start your day drunk thanks to a popular breakfast food's idea for the parents who feed their kids Eggo Waffles. It's a new season of stupidity... A 6-y/o from Pennsylvania Is Your 2023 "Kids Mullet" Champion; Utah Mom brings triplets to jury duty; MN town’s entire police force resigns, leaving chief with ‘zero prospects’; Woman Attacks Black Veteran in Casino for "Sitting Too Close" to Her; Clueless tourist climbs into Rome’s iconic Trevi Fountain to fill water bottle; 1-in-3 People Got a Tattoo...to Improve Their Personal Appearance; A United Pilot Attacked a Parking Arm with an Axe. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
F-Cup Pancake Boobs, A Cascading Cheese Wheel Calamity, & A Pastor-Led THEFT RING
Aug 19 2023
F-Cup Pancake Boobs, A Cascading Cheese Wheel Calamity, & A Pastor-Led THEFT RING
Wives wish their hubbies would know how they feel a lot. One husband went "full-stack" to identify with his big-bosomed bride--without syrup. If you had to choose how you wanted to depart this world, being crushed to death by cheese probably would not be a preferred choice, but it happened to one man in Italy. When your pastor has an idea to help the helpless in your community, you probably wouldn't expect him to go to jail for it like one pastor in Florida. And this is just the tip of the pile of stupidity that's in store for you on this last episode of Season 4... Family Discovers Live Frog in Unopened Package of 'Triple Washed' Organic Spinach; Snake Falls Out of Sky, Lands on Woman, Then Both Are Attacked by a Hawk; A Woman Abandoned Her Dog Pittsburgh International Airport’s Parking Lot to Head Off on Vacation; Stupid Criminal: Walmart Thief Is Caught & Says, "I'm Not Good at Shoplifting"; Lewistown, PA Man Crashes Car into House ON PURPOSE; Winds up Wedged Into 2nd Floor Dormer; Bats Living at FL Elementary School Won't Be Removed Before Kids Head Back to Class; There's a New Avocado Variety on the Way That's a Lot Less Infuriating; Utah man faces criminal charge after police find human skull on his bookshelf; There's a New Avocado Variety on the Way That's a Lot Less Infuriating; Mom Refuses to Get Rid of Daughter's Head Lice Because She's Vegan; Utah man faces criminal charge after police find human skull on his bookshelf; Canadian Man Hides Cannabis in Frozen Waffles While Entering the US; "Wife Beater" Shirts Are Now Called "Wife Pleasers"; Body Painter Goes on Tinder Date Completely Naked & Her Date Didn't Notice; The Jacksonville Jaguars Have the 'Most Advanced Urinals' in Pro Sports; A Teenager Who Looks Like He Was 12, Was Caught Impersonating a Doctor; Shopper Shocked by Nearly $2.8K Grocery Bill After Placing Order of Less Than $300; Teen Survives 100 Ft. Grand Canyon Fall After Dodging Tourist Photo; Autocorrect Prompted a 911 Call After Changing the S-Word to "Shot Myself"; Supermarket closes over fears male shoppers could suffer permanent erections. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Realized I'm The Friend That Flakes All The Time" & “Help! – Nothing Wakes Up My Husband". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Naked Florida ER Attack, A "WWE-style" Alabama Brawl, & A Tom Cruise "Poop Facial"
Aug 16 2023
Naked Florida ER Attack, A "WWE-style" Alabama Brawl, & A Tom Cruise "Poop Facial"
S4E92 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You can't get more "Florida" than a naked guy going berserk in a hospital ER. You can't get more "Alabama" than a WWE knock-down, drag-out between rednecks on a dock. You can't more stupid than Tom Cruise putting bird crap on his face to look younger. But this podcast can sure get more stupidity... A Man on a 4-Day Meth Bender Set His Own Car on Fire; New Scam: Thieves Are Altering Parking Meter QR Codes; Virginia Man Wins Right to Keep Emotional Support Emu; Fire Department's "Arson Dog" Runs Over Person With a Golf Cart; Florida Police Nab An Outlaw Named 'Outlaw'; A Woman Found a Dog Under Her Floor–Alive–During a Bathroom Renovation; A Pair of Texas Road Ragers Spray-Painted Each Other's Faces In A Roadside Scuffle. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Stir-Fried Stones, Commando Gals At The Gym, & Manatee Sex
Aug 12 2023
Stir-Fried Stones, Commando Gals At The Gym, & Manatee Sex
I could call this rocky dish a Chinese delicacy but it might break your teeth. Better load up on the sanitized wipes before you sit on that piece of gym equipment because the girls at the gym are sweating where you'd rather not know. Some cops in metro cities are not responding to misdemeanor crimes but the cops in FL won't come for a call if you witness group sex in public...from manatees. Where there's stupid, however, this podcast will come a-callin'... A College Is Overbooked, So They're Offering $10K to Upperclassmen to Take a Leave of Absence; Woman Accidentally Buys Her Child X-Rated Rainbow Pecker Party Popper; Birthday Celebration Gets Weird When Dead Alligator Starts Moving; Yankees praise ‘impressive’ arm of girl who pelted NY politician with water balloon; Naked NC Man Shot After Crashing Pickup Through Mobile Home; Resident Inside Armed With Machete; Guy Walks Out of His Garage…Gets Attacked by Bear; Zoo Denies Viral Claims Its Bears Are ‘Humans in Disguise’; The Latest Health Concern: Sleeping in on Weekends; Mark Zuckerberg's Wife Isn't Happy He Built an Octagon in Their Backyard; Giant Rodents Pumped With Steroids & Sold as Poodles for $150 in Brazil; America Has Reclaimed the Record for Loudest Belch by a Woman; A Guy Threatened to "Blow Up" an Airport When He Missed a Flight; New AI Sex Robots Could Blackmail or Kill Their Owner, Warn Terrified Experts; NASA Is Developing Its Own Streaming Service…”NASA+”; Hold Up: Indiana Is Building a Gravy-Themed Roller Coaster; Naked Texas Man Arrested for Chugging Milk in CVS; FL Man Busted for Bakery Robbery by His Bright Red Crocs; A Guy Broke into a Church, Baptized Himself, Then Robbed It. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I'm Scared Of My Neighbors Wasp Nest" & “Help! – My Kids Made Me Adopt A Baby Bird". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Charging Pomerainian Confrontation, Pantsless Man Up A Tree, & Farting During "BARBIE"
Aug 9 2023
Charging Pomerainian Confrontation, Pantsless Man Up A Tree, & Farting During "BARBIE"
S4E90 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - A cop is in hot water after shooting a woman in the shin trying to hit her charging pomerainian. He should've just take away its credit card. A nice walk in the park with your dog is spoiled by a pantsless man in a tree above who's waiting for a friend. And a nice afternoon movie to watch "Barbie" is spoiled by 1,000 farting noises. You just can't get away from stupid, so find it all here in one place... A Home Burglar Befriended a Family's Dog; The 5 States Where People Are Most Comfortable Being Naked/Reasons Nobody Wants to See You Naked; Parking Officer Stole Money from Meters...to Buy Birthday Cakes; Apple Isn’t Letting Elon Musk Rename Twitter to “X” on the App Store; Man Suing Buffalo Wild Wings Says Company Doesn't 'Give a $#!t’ About His Boneless Wings Complaint; Can People Just Not Take a Joke Anymore? A New Poll Looked into It; A Guy Got 40 Years for Escaping Prison...Months Before He'd Be Released. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Baggage Claim Coon, Toco The Man-Collie, & An Incestuous Manatee's Fatal Fling
Aug 5 2023
Baggage Claim Coon, Toco The Man-Collie, & An Incestuous Manatee's Fatal Fling
Good help is hard to find & the baggage crew at the Philadelphia International Airport did not resort to bringing in raccoons to fill the employment gap. Nevertheless, there was one that popped up amongst the suitcases. A collie went for a walk in the park & everyone loved petting & playing with the pooch. Only one small caveat: It was a $14,000 suit specifically made for a Japanese man who's greatest desire in life was to be a dog. An unfortunate demise for a manatee who had desires for his brother came when he died after some "high intensity sex". Stupidity is rampant in the animal kingdom, as it is with this week's episode... Worst Mash-Up Ever? Mustard-Flavored Skittles Arrived; Naked woman gets out of car, opens fire on Bay Bridge during rush hour; Ice Cream Challenge: Throwing Soft Serve at Your Co-Worker's Head; Bizarre 'Facekinis' Fashion Craze Hits China Beaches Amid Record Heat; Hotel Evacuated After Teen Girl Sets Fire to Sofa After Fight With Mother; ‘Investigate these claims’: UFO transparency at center of House hearing; It's So Hot That People Are Getting Burned by Falling on the Ground, & Shoes Are Melting in the Streets; Someone's Throwing Frozen Bananas at Passing Cars In PA; Amazon Sent a Woman 1,000 Headlamps & 800 Glue Guns; Woman Says She Was Blocked from Bathroom & Pees on Plane Floor; An Amusement Park Ride Malfunctioned & Wouldn't Stop; A Neighborhood Lost Its Ice Cream Truck After Someone Complained About the Music; A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone's Chimney; First AI Sex Toy Allows Users to Masturbate Using Only Their Mind; A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone's Chimney; Woman Are Using the "Barbie Test" to Screen Potential Mates/Women Got Into a Fight at a "Barbie" Movie; Bumbling OH Burglar Falls From Bank Roof Into Trash Can as Cops Arrive; A leprosy endemic? So far this year, 8 people got leprosy in Florida; CA Man Born With 2 Functional Penises Says Women Are Addicted to Sex With Him. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is It Weird To Go To A Theme Park Without Your Kids" & “Help! – My Brother in Law & I Aren't Social Media Friends". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Giant GA Goober Returns, A Swiss Man's "Goober" Freed From A Steel Ring, & A California Goat Stampede
Aug 2 2023
Giant GA Goober Returns, A Swiss Man's "Goober" Freed From A Steel Ring, & A California Goat Stampede
S4E88 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - It's an event that would make "Mr. Peanut" proud. It is sure making the residents of Ashburn, Georgia proud! Another stupid Swiss who squeezed his sex appeal into a steel ring & now he can't get out. California police has to do something that really got their goats... And you're in for some "GOAT" (Greatest Of All Time) stupidity in this bonus episode... A Guy Attacked a Stranger Just for Not Saying "Good Morning"; For $50K, You Can Buy a Wall...& a Disgruntled Neighbor; A Pizza with a Bowl of Ice Cream in the Middle Just Debuted in Japan; A 12-y/o girl leads police on car chase through several NH towns; Change Your Name to "Subway" & Get Free Subs for Life; Government Wants To Control Your Digital Identity; Drunk Dad Gets a DUI on a Riding Mower at 1AM. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Grandma Swallows Her Teeth, TikTok'ers Swallows Borax, & "Priapus Shots"
Jul 29 2023
Grandma Swallows Her Teeth, TikTok'ers Swallows Borax, & "Priapus Shots"
The most loving thing you could get for grandma might be a tube of Poly-Grip. The most stupidest thing currently on TikTok are morons eating poison. The most trendy thing the New York elite are getting nowadays are "vampire facials for the penis". And the stupidest thing you're doing is listening to more stupidity... Seagull Statue in MA Town With a Female Figure Dubbed 'Too Sexy'; 'Penis Fish' by the Thousands Wash Ashore After Heavy Storms; That Was No Bass a Boy Caught in an Oklahoma Pond; Scammers are using AI to mimic voices of loved ones in distress; More Than 40% of Young Adults Think Marriage Is an Outdated Tradition; Alligator waits for a ride at Florida bus stop; A Restaurant's Spicy Dragon Balls Caused Chemical Burns in a Woman's Throat; Jury Awards Girl $800K for McDonald’s Chicken Nugget Burn; A Man Stole 3 Cakes with His Face Printed on Them; These Lithuanian Penis-Flavored Potato Chips Can Be Yours for Just $7; Trader Joe's Recalled Some Cookies, Because They Might Contain Rocks; A Mistake on Cap'n Crunch's Uniform Has Finally Been Fixed--After 60 Years; Landlord Secretly Airbnb's Someone's Apartment While They Were on Vacation; Woman Turns 4 Pounds of Excess Skin Into Human Leather; Man Pulls a Gun on an Internet Repairman Because He Didn't Do the Job; Coffee Company Releases Insanely Spicy Carolina Reaper Flavor. Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Parents Are Against My Break Up" & “Help! – My Parents Always Want Me To Visit Them". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Airline Clothes Rentals, Doggie-Doo DNA, & A Joker Jams Up A Wedding
Jul 26 2023
Airline Clothes Rentals, Doggie-Doo DNA, & A Joker Jams Up A Wedding
S4E86 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you're too lazy to pack nothing but underwear before leaving on a flight, just rent your clothes from the airline! If you're too lazy to pick up after your dog, you'll have "CSI: Doggie Poo" on your tail. If your so stupid as to make a joke just as your friend is about to say, "I do" at the alter, you'd better make sure his bride's mother is not within earshot. There's more tales from the stupid to fill up this bonus episode... A Man Named “James Brown” Was Arrested for Doing Doughnuts in Front of a Police Station; A Burger King Manager Served Fries Out of the Trash; DoorDash Flagged a Random WA Family's Home as a Popeye's Restaurant; Meta & Microsoft Are Teaming Up to Release New Powerful AI; A Guy Broke Into a CBD Shop, & Stole a Half-Used Bottle of Febreze; Maple Syrup Flavored SPAM Has Arrived; Delta Apologizes for Heat That Sent Passenger Off Plane on Stretcher. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
Fingering Manhood Sizes, Las Vegas STRIPPED, & An UN-Holy "Anointing"
Jul 23 2023
Fingering Manhood Sizes, Las Vegas STRIPPED, & An UN-Holy "Anointing"
If you see men with marks on their index fingers, you'll find out why this could indicate the size of their package. One NY man decided to gyrate his package on top of a poker table inside a casino on the Las Vegas strip. A priest lures a man to get anointed with holy oil on an unholy place. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals what happened & how the man reacted to this stupidity. And who knows how you'll react when you find out what else is in this episode... TikTok Doc Explains an 'Eargasm'; "I went on a nude cruise with 2,300 strangers—it cured my body image issues"; Scammers Are Tricking People into Robbing Banks; A Prisoner Hid a Bullet in His “Undercarriage”; Detroit Police Commissioner Caught in Car with a Prostitute; Woman Offers $5,000 for Someone to Find Her a Husband; Police Closing Bar at Headquarters; Road Rager Shot at Car & Hit a Kid After Slight Delay at Light; An 8-y/o Kid Arrested for Carjacking After Police Chase; A Florida Suburb Has Been Overrun by Cute, Domestic Bunnies; City Buses Are Getting A.I. Cameras to Give Out Instant Parking Tickets; Naked Man Caught on Camera Breaking Windows With Hammer; An Angry Woman Arrested After She Weaponized a Burrito; Shopper Baffled After Grocery Store Self Checkout Demands 20% Tip; Beachgoers Warned to Stay Out of the Water After 4 Dolphin Attacks; Burger King's Newest "Burger" Is Just a Bun with 20 Slices of Cheese; German Man Dies Following Botched Penis Enlargement From Cater Waiter;OnlyFans Model Calls Dad on Air to Reveal Her Job: 'You Are Selling Pictures of Your Beaver?' Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – What Are The Best Things To Add To S'mores?" & “Help! – I Think This Woman Won't Date Me Because I Look Like Her Cousin". Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
An Apocolyptic House Flip, Mail Halted By Dive-Bombing Hawk, & "Jeep Ducking"
Jul 19 2023
An Apocolyptic House Flip, Mail Halted By Dive-Bombing Hawk, & "Jeep Ducking"
S4E84 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - House flipping is big these days, so why not go big AND go home by buying a nuclear missile silo that has been flipped into a cozy dwelling? It goes for a mere $750,000...in the fat, big, middle of Nebraska. Preppers, welcome. Some Texas residents have found that while rain, sleet, hail, & snow will not keep the mail from going through, a dive-bombing mamma falcon has succeeded. If you see Jeeps driving around with little rubber duckies on them, there's a perfectly stupid-yet-logical reason for this. You'll find out in this episode as well as other stupidity that you thought you couldn't live without... A Drunk Wedding Guest Was Found Lying in an Intersection Snoring; Bridal Store Closes Suddenly Leaving Women Scrambling to Find Dresses; A Kansas City Chiefs Superfan Was Funding His Hobby by Robbing Banks; Arkansas Man Arrested for Threatening Judge on Facebook; There's a New Excuse for Always Being Late: "Time Blindness"; Hostess Is Selling a Mash-Up of Twinkies & Ding Dongs/Other Mash-Ups We Want to See; The Guy Behind the "Dress That Broke the Internet" Has Been Charged with Attempted Murder. Don't forget to download TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop! If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Button Pusher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠" Podcast on Spotify! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support