Clinton Baptiste's Paranormal Podcast

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Dinkle up a monkeys fan fanThis is a Teaser Podcast for EP3 - Join me as a 'Believer' over at Patreon.com/clintonbaptiste for full podcasts and moreAs the dark autumn nights settle in, Linda spins and twirls in her salsa class, the only woman in a sea of ladies. The lone man in the class struggles to keep up, his body drained of energy by the spirits that haunt the studio. By the end of the class, he is but a dried-up husk, a shell of his former self, drained of his vitality by the mysterious forces that surround them. The dance floor may seem innocent, but it hides secrets that would send shivers down your spine.As we prepare for a new season, we must also cleanse our souls and rid ourselves of any negative energies that linger. The story of the 15-year-old girl who can see spirits reminds us that there is more to this world than meets the eye. Her spiritual skills have allowed her to expand her cleaning company, purging homes of any unwanted presence.The universe holds many secrets, including the existence of extraterrestrial life. Professor Joseph Laevens PHD speaks with Wing Commander Freddy at RAF Northholt about the mysteries of UFOs. The conversation recorded thanks to the MOD is sure to send shivers down your spine.But not all stories are meant to scare. Fate and Fortune spiritual advisor James Dean Fox offers his helpful advice on finding love, battling addiction, and connecting with the divine.As Angelos returns, we can only hope that his ghost stories aren't too terrifying. Barry ventures upstairs to speak with organist Irene Harding, but her virus weariness and reluctance to leave her flat hint at a darker problem lurking within.We continue to explore the unknown with Fate and Fortune's Sandrea Mosses, who receives messages from beyond. And even comedian Susan Murray has her own spooky tale to tell, of a ghostly encounter on the toilet.Join us for a live podcast, if you dare. Tickets available at www.wegottickets.com search for Clinton Baptiste. The unknown awaits...Credits:Kathrine BoyleDan Renton SkinerBarry from Watford / Erskin CourtLizzie Roper as Irene HardingProfessor Joseph Laevens PHDThanks to RAF NortholtProducer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox--- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ---Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.comGet your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 6 - Episode 02Welcome, dear mortals, to the eerie and chilling Erskin Court.As the spring air whispers through the corridors of Erskin Court, Linda's new theme tune sends shivers down our spines. She regales us with a tale of the 4D Titanic film she watched recently, where the chairs moved and squirted in a most peculiar manner. Were spirits at play?But trouble brews in these flats, as Barry dons the cloak of deception and pretends to be Richard from the management company. Alas, his prank call quickly spirals into a nightmare of ghostly proportions.Jamie Penn shares a tale of a figure suspended in midair outside a school, a sight that would make even the bravest soul tremble. And in his ZZ Top guise, he imparts the details with a spine-tingling fervor.Meanwhile, Jon Capewell divulges secrets he's kept hidden away, secrets that will make your hair stand on end and properly shitting yourself.From the pages of Fate and Fortune, we uncover magical ways to improve your love life through the power of food. Beware, for the wrong meal could lead to a most unpleasant aftermath.Linda's ghostly letter reveals the chilling encounters of Somerled Mackay's mother with the other side. We call upon Somerled himself to verify the truth behind these spectral visitations and clarify if it was a load of old bollocks.And in Chat Take a Break, Paula O'Brien's pendulum swings wildly, providing answers to those seeking guidance. This week, the pendulum reveals whether one should leave their job, a decision that could have consequences in the current climate.So beware, dear mortals, for in Erskin Court, the ghosts are always lurking, waiting to make their presence known....fading nowCredits: Kathrine BoyleJamie PennSomerled MackayMatt EarlyProducer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast in full - and a whole lot MORE including access to my archive material inc. videos and digital downloads.... and lots of other goodies.Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 6 - Episode 01 – Welcome to the new season of Clinton Baptiste's Paranormal PodcastNamasteWelcome, dear listeners, to my latest podcast. This is a 10-minute preview of the first episode of Season 6. The full recording is over 50 minutes long, and it is available exclusively on Patreon.com/clintonbaptiste for just £5 per month. By joining, you'll have access to all of the podcasts, video content, bonus material, downloads, archive footage, and recordings previously created for my patrons.In this episode, we have Linda joining us to talk about her recent trip to France with her friend Julie, which turned out to be a bit unpleasant due to a certain smell. We also discuss romance and what it means to both of us, and Linda shares some amusing anecdotes about N-Sync and old hats.Later on, we have a special guest, the supernatural believer and TV celebrity Vic Reeves, who shares his own paranormal experiences. He tells us about encountering a ghostly figure who fell into a wool blending machine and returned as a patchwork ghost quilt of a man, which is quite spooky indeed.Additionally, we have an article from Take a Break's "Fate and Fortune" magazine about a sensitive woman who had a sixth sense when meeting people for the first time.At Erskin Court, we have six flats, and in this episode, we get to hear a conversation between Peter Rawlings and Barry. Peter investigates the wet wipes problem in the drains and blames Barry's wife Margaret, but Barry suggests speaking to Mrs. Harding instead.Finally, we have Sam Woodford asking Sandrea Mosses to speak to his deceased friend Graham, and a listener to the podcast, Matt Pidduck, shares a haunting story about a flat he lived in.So, if you want to hear the full episode and much more, join Patreon today for just £5 a month. Let's make Fridays feel special again!Clint.xCredits:Kathrine BoyleLegend Vic ReevesMatt Earley as Peter Rawlings  Barry from WatfordMatt PidduckProducer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast in full - and a whole lot MORE including access to my archive material inc. videos and digital downloads.... and lots of other goodies. Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spooky night time stories from the ArchivesAs we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.Starring Clinton BaptistePublished by Laurie Peters ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.comGet your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spooky night time stories from the ArchivesAs we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.Starring Clinton BaptistePublished by Laurie Peters ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.comGet your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spooky night time stories from the ArchivesAs we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.Starring Clinton BaptistePublished by Laurie Peters ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.comGet your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spooky night time stories from the ArchivesAs we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.Starring Clinton BaptistePublished by Laurie Peters ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.comGet your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 52 – The celebratory episodeNamaste and thankyou friends for joining us again.This week it’s a celebratory episode! 52 bloody episodes. One whole year of paranormal guidance and spiritual enlightenment. We hope you’ve enjoyed Season 5 of Clinton Baptiste’s All-New Paranormal Podcast. This week ‘Linda’s look’ overhaul continues and she’s thinking now that her hair needs chopping into what she describes as a ‘Wolf cut’ which sounds pretty cool and smells of mange. As you know, I am blessed with beautiful blonde flowing hair and don’t need Linda to restyle my hair thankyou very much… so let’s get on with the bloody spooky stories. Linda and I talk Paganism curing shopping addictions, Tik-Tok and wrongun’s. And talking of wrongun’s I speak to my sister Karen and her young boy David. David only needed my help with some Algebra maths homework on Sunday bloody evening whilst I was trying to watch Love Island didn’t he. Reading from ‘Fate and fortune’ magazine this week, Gordon Smith the psychic barber helps you understand the spirit world and if second hand charity clothes hold onto negative vibes from their previous owners. We also read about Chris Meredith’s healing advice on how we should put ourselves first before others and TV psychic Dean James Fox gives advice on soulmates and sex. My neighbour Barry needs to go to hospital for a mini operation this week so I pop over to his house at his request to help him fill out a health questionnaire. And lots more…we have to go away for a while now, but we shall be back soon.Hope you enjoyed season 5. We had a few laughs didn’t we? - see you soon. Clinton Nectarine Solomon Baptiste… and lovely Linda. xSeason 6 coming soon.Visit Patreon for Access to Season 6 soon…http://www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste ….Namaste………….Credits:Kathrine BoyleSarah ThomAlbie Thomas-GreavesBarry from WatfordProducer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast FOUR WEEKS before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my archive material inc. videos and digital downloads.... and lots of other goodies. Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 51Hello ladies and gentlemen!!! – this week I’m joined again by my favourite lady, Linda - So Big-up yourself!     Talking of Bigging up yourself, Linda’s been having her own fashion revamp and has given herself a make over with a new Bet Lynch look... and she's wondering if she’s still cool and hip.    Now I believe all this stuff so this week from Take a Break we read ‘Fate and Fortune’ (my bloody favourite magazine) from ‘voices from beyond’ Cinders Boswell (funny name but never mind) writes to her wife Rosemary in heaven. We also read a story from Gloucestershire about a chip eating sex demon. I believe in all this, so I think it's very irresponsible that Linda starts encouraging sex demons to give her a 'spooky goosing'.    This week we hear a new section in the podcast called ‘Residential wranglings’. There’s been some problems affecting everyone’s drains in my neighbourhood and Mr Rawlings (neighbour who suffers with psoriasis on his head) rings me about the blockage. Nothing to do with me, so I quickly ring Barry (my other neighbour) to warn him before Mr Rawlings hangs the blame on him. Mr Rawlings rings Barry and things get out of hand quickly.    We also read a letter from the archive (emails I haven't bothered reading). Jamie Penn writes in about working on a night shift at a residential care home where ghosts request cups of tea and throw punches. We ring Jamie at his NHS offices to get more super bloody natural stories.    All that and lots, lots more. Hope you enjoy, and don’t forget to Keep warm...and a Choccywoccydoodah to each and every one of you...fading now...    Credits:  Kathrine Boyle  Matt Earley as Peter Rawlings  Jamie Penn   Barry from Watford  Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox     ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 50The Golden Episode – number 50 Stick on some spooky music cos we are BACK! Linda has lots of news about her Zoom job interviews – and she goes to great lengths as she doesn’t want anyone to see her knick-knacks in the background… Kelli! Taylor calls in - remember her? she's my 'wellbeing manager' and her word for 2023 is 'natural' – and you’ll have to listen to hear what that really means to her.  We’ve a fantastic Ghost story from Chat ‘It’s Fate’ magazine – and the love story of Kerry and Carl – who just can’t stop stroking himself…. Ruth returns - and has a surprising revelation about some babies and her fiancée Neil Hardbacked Book… Barry’s back with some tantalising ASMR words to make you feel all nice and tingly…I love a bit of Barry...And we try and help Samantha 40 from Plymouth find a Soulmate – and call up Taruwak to give me a spiritual hand….Credits: Kathrine BoyleGina Jenkinson as Kelli TaylorSally-Ann Hayward Barry from WatfordPodcast Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 49  Hello Everybodyyyyy…before we start this new episode, we talk to Mrs Cathy Lewis who is the owner of the B and B I shit my pants at in Holt. She unfortunately had a problem with my perfectly nice 5-star review which apparently has caused several customer cancellations. This week’s busking recording has been sent in by Anthony Kirkland in Harrogate. Beautiful. Enjoy. (I'm presuming Andy's pre paid this busker so can I play this?)Support local. Linda’s is back again! She's had the lurgy for three weeks and seems to be blaming it on a pork ring.We start with a little onion sack story of mine when I discovered a slight problem with one of my spiritual plums. Linda and I do a zoom call with Dan Baines who tells us a couple of spooky stories about a ghost prozzie that tries to keep getting off with him whilst his wife is at work. I ask Ramone, Linda, and my sister Karen about summing up one word for 2023. Ramone calls in from Scotland and talks about how Christmas went with his mum. Things get out of hand quickly. Anyway, that aside, we read a bit from Psychic barber Gordon Smith’s column from ‘Fate and Fortune’ magazine. Gordon is what I call a poo-poo’er in the industry. We also speak to comedian/bomb disposal expert Steve Rimmer ‘chicken dinner’ who disposes of bombs and does a stand-up that’s all about bomb disposal and bombs an’ that. Lots and lots to listen to, for your enjoyment…Clint.x Happy new year. 2023 Credits: Lewis Macleod as RamoneKathrine BoyleRosie Cavaliero as Mrs Cathy LewisSarah Thom as KarenDan Baines and Steve RimmerPodcast Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 48Namaste guys…Poor Linda ‘lurgy’ Pollock is out of action this week – she didn’t catch it off me in-case that’s what you’re thinking. Hopefully she’ll be back next week.Anyway, this week I stay over at a haunted Air BnB with my dog Miracle. Mr Derek Lewis invites me into this haunted house which sits off the beaten track in a place called Holt which is somewhere in Norfolk. This place proper shit me up. Not only was there creaks and bumps in the night but Miracle sniffed out a ‘hob goblin like creature’ that was knocking about in the back garden. I couldn’t sleep and I also couldn’t wait to get out of the bloody place.In the spirit of good will I invite back Sir David (lord of the realm, treasure of the nation) Attenborough. Things didn’t go to well when we met last time so I’m looking to repair the damage that was done.I also call Kevin and Claire from ‘Paranormal Research York’ to see if I could get involved with helping to exorcise any haunted places in York.Our favourite nurse guest Claire Grant opens her celestial curtains to let us into her massive portal where we get to listen to another of her spooky stories. Claire tells a story of a woman whom she was caring for at a nursing home that spoke to dead relatives before popping her clogs. Pretty-bloody-spooky.I Speak to various contributors to the podcast and ask them for their ‘one word sum up’ that gives us a positive feeling for 2023. I asked this of all my guests including Ruth. Things prove difficult. Sorry in advance. I also speak to Barry who gives us his word…which to be honest, is the same word he gave us last year.I got in touch with Andy Pollard the Yorkshire Ghost Guy who tells us about his spooky visit to Spofforth Castle where he heard a murder confession from a ghost. We hear Andy's optimistic word for 2023 but also get to hear the actual recording of the ghost that confessed to the murder. Not for the faint hearted. Proof positive!!!Happy new year. 2023Credits:Lewis Macleod as David AttenboroughSally-Anne Hayward as RuthStephen Owen as Mr LewisAndrew Pollard the Yorkshire Ghost guyClaire and Kevin from Paranormal Research YorkClaire Grant from the NHSBarry from WatfordPodcast Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 47Whoooooaahhhh - wonderful to be back with you...Christmas is over!Linda 'ye of little faith' Pollack is looking forward to some peace and quiet after her Christmas. I've just got back from Denmark to see my brother and we ponder the cost of flights nowadays and a variety of non-paranormal rubbish before we really start the show.We open the Christmas leftovers episode with a story from my friend Bradley. He shares a story of a family picture frame continuously vibrating on a wall in his house. Linda tries to Poo-Poo the story with a theory on 'brown noise' but we all know the photo was clearly haunted. I speak to Bradley on Zoom and get another really spooky story about a ghostly lady whom predicted that his partner was pregnant. I also post a video of proof on Patreon. Go see it - Proof Positive. http://www.patreon.com/clintonbaptisteLinda regales us with more 'Fate and fortune' stories and I speak to popular folk artist Richard De Long Stone about sea shanties.In this episode of 'Christmas leftovers' we listen to a few recordings from this seasons archives. The recording of when I made a surprise visit to Yvette Fielding's home with just a bunch of red roses and a poem I had written for her. We also remember when Barry rang a Tarot card reader in search of Helen Wymark and to question the possible chance of winning the bowling quarter finals in the Hertfordshire cup. We also listen back to a spooky story from a nurse which almost converts Linda into becoming a true believer.Now, for some LIVE News - I'm playing at the 100 Club in London (Dated: 12th March 2023)see link to get tickets. https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/liveCredits:Kathrine BoyleDuncan Wisbey as Richard De Long StoneKate Riley as the Tarot ReaderClaire Grant the nurseBusker Andy smith in BlackpoolPodcast Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month! Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 46Namastayyyyyyy.....Here we are again with another Christmas 'rub-n-tug' special for you.Buskers of Britain, Andy Smith from Blackpool starts with a Randy Crawford number which opens up the show for my return back to the paranormal podcast after being away with illness.Linda 'all of the meat' Pollack did a great job standing in for me so we catchup and talk about how I caught my illness in a bum soup cross water ferry spa. We also get our teeth into some spooky stories from the classic Take a break magazine 'Fate and fortune' that will shit you rigggght up!I speak with Professor Brian Cox In Belfast. Would you believe I bumped into him at a hotel I was staying at. I took the opportunity to question Brian about some of the unanswered topics around moving between space and time.Sceptic and marketing manager Dean Feasby from the York Barbican tells us a spooky story about when he locked up after a gig and experienced a nun whispering in his ear.Barry returns again with some his own Christmas treat ASMR.I hope you all have a lovely Christmas Day...I've a meal with Ruth and family at the Toby Carvery, so wish me luck.Join us on our next podcast for 'Christmas left overs'.Clinton.xCredits:Kathrine BoyleDean Feasibly from the York BarbicanAndy smith in BlackpoolLewis MacLeodProfessor 'Brian Cox'Podcast Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 45Ho Ho Ho Merry XmasIn a change to normal events – I seem to have lost my voice - so this weeks ‘festive extravaganza’ is hosted by everyone’s favourite Xmas Angel, Linda ‘new clean shag’ Pollack. And what a fine job she does too – so THANK YOU Linda – you’ll get your reward under the mistletoe (if I can find any)We set off this weeks show on a festive tour around the finest and spookiest – theatres in the country. I get the lowdown on paranormal activity from The Chorley Theatre (Chorley not, you cry – it’s true I tell you) Kings Hall and Winter Gardens in Ilkley, and last but not least the Cheese and Grain in Frome – where I discover I’ve used the same bog as such legends as Dave Grohl, Robert Plant, Fat boy Slim and wait for it Paul McCartney!There’s the organising for the big day itself – with my Sister Karen who seems to think I should bring Ruth to the Toby Carvery for Xmas lunch – and well, I don’t need to be a paranormal psychic to predict that it will be a disaster!On a more serious note – I truly wish each and every one of you a very Merry Xmas – I hope you enjoy whatever you’re doing (not sure I will). Thank you all for the love and support over the last 12 months – its means so much.I leave you with a little Xmas poem...He lay her on the table so plump & clean & bare.His forehead damp with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.Her bits were wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry ChristmasClinton.xCredits:Katherine Boyle and Sally-Ann HaywardIan Robinson from The Chorley Theatre in ChorleyDarren Bulmer from The Kings Hall and Winter Garden in West YorkshireMicheal Ford from The Cheese and Grain in FromeMy sister KarenProducer Laurie Peters https://laurie-profile-page.webflow.io/  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/live  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop   Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 44: Three saggy t1ts Namastayyyyyyyyyyy to you alll......so, Linda 'Bargin basement' Pollock has been having a good old clear out and has been selling a load of her clothes online, mostly for £20.People do like a bargain, and those same people have been haggling with Linda. I'm not sure how her clothes will fit other people due to her 3 t1ts or what any of this has to do with a bloody paranormal podcast!?I have a three-way call with HMRC and Ruth (not a spooky story) about her tax return she recently submitted for me. Things get out of hand quickly.I talk to Luan at the Glee Club in Notts. He talks openly about something very scary he witnessed at alton Towers when he was in the scouts. And i'm not talking about Akela's fireside hotdog.More classic chat, fate and fortune which will have your hair stand on end...Fading now...Credits:Katherine Boyle and Sally-Ann HaywardSarah Thom as Jane Carter - HMRCLuan Birch at The Glee NottinghamProducer Laurie Peters https://laurie-profile-page.webflow.io/'Caring music' credit:Title: Eternal LoveArtist: Twisterium  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/live  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop   Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 43: lambada-bada-youuu-babyOHHHHHH Namaste friends. We start this week’s podcast with our lovely busker music from Basingstoke as I paid £5.29 for a burrito combo special for our busker friend and I reckon I’ve got a few more plays left. I’m trying to be a bit more Christmassy on this episode; I like Christmas for a day or so…but the ice caps are melting, and we might be following suit with the dinosaurs…never mind, I’ll keep it light.Linda ‘3-tits’ Pollock is back once again – who is flattered by all your social media messages but will not be sending Geoff (one of our listeners) her used underwear, thank you! Linda tells us a very scary shadow ghost story sent in by Charlotte De'Allie whom we call to verify this very spooky story.We have a world cup prediction section this week where pickles the dog will attempt to predict the outcome of the competition. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the only podcast where you can get accurate world cup predictions. Oh, and I’ve only gone and got a bloody great guest this week people – It’s ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of the jungle’, 'Boy George'! We meet Mr George at a tree planting charity, and he talks to us about the meaning of all his symbolic tattoos. Plus, a spooky story about a recording of a ghost which we might get to play on the show. PROOF! Fading now… Thanks to:   Katherine Boyle  Glendower hotel friends Paul and Jo‘Boy George’ from 'I'm a celebrity get me out of the jungle'.Charlotte De'AlliePodcast Producer Laurie Peters  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----  By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!  Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com  TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/live  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop   Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 42: Gaunt beardy faceHallelujah – It’s finally Friday my friends, which means it’s time for your favourite podcast!   Linda ‘lots of hair’ Pollock is back once again – and let’s just say we digressed from the spookiness this week. Give us a listen to hear all about how Linda tried to be the ‘cool auntie’ – and just how much money she made by playing solitaire all day!!  I’ve only gone and got a bloody great guest this week people – you guessed it! It’s Joe Wilkinson! Truth be told, we didn’t get off to the best start, but his scary Switzerland story will 100% leave you well and truly SPOOKED!  We’ve neglected our animal friends these past few weeks – so Linda and I are back reading all about Texas, the psychic horse. This week, Texas, communicated with a cat in the sky…   And we hear all about pendulum predictions! “Do I cancel my party?” “Do I trick my mum into seeing a doctor?” – any questions you’ve got… ask the paranormal pendulum!   All of this plus your skype messages are back – and my neighbour, Barry, treats us to some ASMR – world cup edition…   See ya soon friends… fading now…  Thanks to:   Katherine Boyle  Joe Wilkinson  My neighbour, Barry, from Watford  Podcast Producer Laurie Peters  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----     By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!     Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com     TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/live     Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on kofi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop   Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 41: Pat smells! Namaste friends – Thanks for joining us once again – I’ve got a spooky-filled show for you this week so let’s get to it!   She’s here – there – she’s every bloody where – It’s the one and only Linda! Our Linda’s been at the lakes this week – and we’re talking steamers and sheep tails – God I love our chats!   Simon Hawkins, from Barnsley Civic, tells us all about his paranormal encounters whilst working. Children’s voices have come through his radio, all the lights were on in the abandoned basement AND there was a black figure walking down the corridor… I’m convinced he’s just spooked out by Ramone…   Speaking of Ramone, I had to confront him about his after-show shenanigans. He claims those ‘noises’ in his hotel room were the Just Eat man and a doner kebab, but there was a bit too much banging going on for me to believe that…  And The Yorkshire Ghost Guy joins us to discuss his life as a ‘ghost buster.’ He’s got some audio where he claims you can hear the spirits talking! You’ll have to subscribe to his YouTube so he can go live and scare the shakatak out of you lot!  All this plus a story from Peter Grant, one of our listeners, some very odd Fate or Fortune stories, and Ramone’s friend; Ford Kiernan joins us!   Until next time people! Fading… fading now…   Thanks to:  Katherine Boyle Ford Kiernan and Lewis MacLeod Simon Hawkins from The Civil Barnsley  Andrew Pollard, The Yorkshire Ghost Guy  Podcast Producer Laurie Peters at Peters-Fox  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----   By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!     Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com     TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/live     Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on kofi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season 5 - Episode 40: Scary Fairies Hello – Hello friends. Thanks for joining us once again, can you believe we’re streaking towards a year’s worth of podcasts?!   Well here she bloody well is – It’s our lovely Linda. This week, Linda’s been job searching – and there’s some right cruel buggers out there who aren’t even getting back to her! Anyway – we’re thinking of ways to make her CV stand out… any ideas?   You lot won’t believe what story Ruth had for me this week… She’s only gone and got herself a ‘boyfriend.’ Ruth says she was introduced to him at church.  I almost believed it – but when she told me his last name, I knew it was a load of showaddywaddy!!   I also hear from the staff at Scarborough Spa whilst I’m on tour – and they’ve got tons of supernatural stories to keep us spooked out for years! Front of house, Margot, tells us all about how the ghosts are felt through the cold breezes – and how a door was caught moving on CCTV during lockdown!   Oh what a treat I have for you lot! Karen Kay, mermaid, and fairy whisperer, joins us. Karen tells us all about how the creatures get FAIRY bad press, explains how we all have mermaid DNA, and gives us a magical blessing from the fairies…   And that’s not it people! We’ve got a ghost story centred around an Alexa, more from physic barbers, and of course another edition of Barry’s ASMR…   Fading… Fading now…   Thanks to:  Katherine Boyle and Sally-Ann Hayward  My Neighbour, Barry from Watford  Karen Kay Margot Walker, Jacob and Abbey from Scarborough Spa Podcast producer, Laurie Peters, at Peters-Fox  ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----     By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month!     Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me clinton@clintonbaptiste.com     TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/live  Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on kofi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.