No Not the Mind Probe: A Doctor Who podcast

Porter Mason & John Grant

A Doctor Who fan and his friend rank every episode ever, from the new series and the old. read less
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It's Made of People – "Deep Breath" & "The Talons of Weng-Chiang"
Sep 25 2023
It's Made of People – "Deep Breath" & "The Talons of Weng-Chiang"
It's a new Doctor AND John's favorite classic episode ever! Peter Capaldi shows up and... it's fine. But it's going to get way better!
It's Made of People – "Deep Breath" & "The Talons of Weng-Chiang"
Sep 25 2023
It's Made of People – "Deep Breath" & "The Talons of Weng-Chiang"
It's a new Doctor AND John's favorite classic episode ever! Peter Capaldi shows up and... it's fine. But it's going to get way better!
And So This is Christmas – "The Time of the Doctor" & "Attack of the Cybermen"
Sep 4 2023
And So This is Christmas – "The Time of the Doctor" & "Attack of the Cybermen"
It's time for us to bid adieu to the wonderful Matt Smith. And also watch a crappy Cybermen story with a whole lot o' Peri.
The Gang's All Here – "The Day of the Doctor" & "The Five Doctors"
Aug 21 2023
The Gang's All Here – "The Day of the Doctor" & "The Five Doctors"
It's basically a Doctor Who version of the Spider-Man meme, as we have both the 50th and the 20th anniversary specials featuring all sorts of Doctors, real and fake.
Remembrance of Who's Past – "The Name of the Doctor" & "Remembrance of the Daleks"
Aug 7 2023
Remembrance of Who's Past – "The Name of the Doctor" & "Remembrance of the Daleks"
We learn the name of the Doctor?! Turns out it's "Cornelia". They've always just been really embarrassed by it. Also, Clara is the center of all things. No big deal.
Silver Smiths – "Nightmare in Silver" & "The Wheel in Space"
Jul 25 2023
Silver Smiths – "Nightmare in Silver" & "The Wheel in Space"
The guys check in with the Cybermen to see what they're up to. It turns out, they are mainly up to assimilating all organic matter into their single-minded robotic existence. So, you know, normal stuff.
You Take the Who Road – "The Crimson Horror" & "The Highlanders"
Jul 10 2023
You Take the Who Road – "The Crimson Horror" & "The Highlanders"
Awright a' body. Gather round, a've git something tae tell ye aboot Doctor Hyu. A'richt? This is a story aboot howfur we catch up wi` Jamie, 'n' whaur th' Doctor 'n' Dlara heid north.
Tardis and Feathers – "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" & "The Invasion of Time"
Jun 26 2023
Tardis and Feathers – "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" & "The Invasion of Time"
Look, that TARDIS itself is a character, man! You gotta believe me! And think about THIS, the TARDIS is BLUE, but what is how I see blue isn't the same as how YOU see blue? You know, man?
Boo Who – "Hide" & "Image of the Fendahl"
Jun 12 2023
Boo Who – "Hide" & "Image of the Fendahl"
Well, let me just open this door, and see- AUGH! OH MY GOSH! It's a British science fiction television show with a rich history and devoted fanbase! AUUUUGH!
Cool Refreshing Armageddon – "Cold War" & "The Ice Warriors"
May 29 2023
Cool Refreshing Armageddon – "Cold War" & "The Ice Warriors"
"Re-affirm our range to target. One ping only." "But Captain, at this range, the listener will almost assuredly hear the latest episode of our Doctor Who podcast. We... we will not be silent, Captain." "One ping, Vasily."
Large and in Charge – "The Rings of Akhaten" & "The Web Planet"
May 15 2023
Large and in Charge – "The Rings of Akhaten" & "The Web Planet"
Look, the monsters in these episodes... They're just big boned, OK? It's a metabolism thing, so don't make a value judgement on them just because they don't process carbs well.
Who's Who? – "The Bells of Saint John" & "Resurrection of the Daleks"
May 1 2023
Who's Who? – "The Bells of Saint John" & "Resurrection of the Daleks"
Everyone around you could just be a duplicate. A photocopy. A doppelgänger. A Xerox. A twin. A mimeograph. A double. Did I already say copy?
Bad Intel – "The Snowmen" & "The Web of Fear"
Apr 17 2023
Bad Intel – "The Snowmen" & "The Web of Fear"
Humph, "Great Intelligence"? But you're disembodied? And battle us with snowmen? Don't seem so "great" to me! Ha! Got 'em!
Man Power – "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "Revelation of the Daleks"
Apr 3 2023
Man Power – "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "Revelation of the Daleks"
I know the title sounds like a nod to some sort of 70's pornography, but it's not! It's the touching ending of the Rory and Amy saga! Coupled with a really depressing Sixth Doctor monstrosity.
Man Power - "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "Revelation of the Daleks"
Apr 3 2023
Man Power - "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "Revelation of the Daleks"
I know the title sounds like a nod to some sort of 70's pornography, but it's not! It's the touching ending of the Rory and Amy saga! Coupled with a really depressing Sixth Doctor monstrosity.
All For One, Who For All – "The Power of Three" & "The Three Doctors (10th anniversary special)"
Mar 20 2023
All For One, Who For All – "The Power of Three" & "The Three Doctors (10th anniversary special)"
One is the loneliest number, and that's why the Doctor needs two companions! And two former Doctors! To make things happen in these power-packed episodes.
All For One, Who For All - "The Power of Three" & "The Three Doctors (10th anniversary special)"
Mar 20 2023
All For One, Who For All - "The Power of Three" & "The Three Doctors (10th anniversary special)"
One is the loneliest number, and that's why the Doctor needs two companions! And two former Doctors! To make things happen in these power-packed episodes.
Who Shot J.R.? – "A Town Called Mercy" & "The Gunfighters"
Mar 6 2023
Who Shot J.R.? – "A Town Called Mercy" & "The Gunfighters"
Freeze, varmint! This here podcast is gonna recap a few episodes set in the rootin', tootin' Wild West. Saddle your accent! Tonight, we ride.
Who Shot J.R.? - "A Town Called Mercy" & "The Gunfighters"
Mar 6 2023
Who Shot J.R.? - "A Town Called Mercy" & "The Gunfighters"
Freeze, varmint! This here podcast is gonna recap a few episodes set in the rootin', tootin' Wild West. Saddle your accent! Tonight, we ride.
Do You Think Who Saw Us? – "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" & "Invasion of the Dinosaurs"
Feb 20 2023
Do You Think Who Saw Us? – "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" & "Invasion of the Dinosaurs"
This is UNIX. I KNOW this! We take a look at a couple episodes involving Dino DNA.
Do You Think Who Saw Us? - "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" & "Invasion of the Dinosaurs"
Feb 20 2023
Do You Think Who Saw Us? - "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" & "Invasion of the Dinosaurs"
This is UNIX. I KNOW this! We take a look at a couple episodes involving Dino DNA.