Join Lyla and Nikki as they dive into their latest adventures, from a wild Dodger game and unforgettable gatherings to celebrating Pride. Plus, they spill the tea on what's been on their minds lately.

Join Lyla and Nikki as they dive into their summer bucket list, from conjuring up the perfect summer fling to tackling their silliest and most exciting goals. Just when things start sizzling, a strange lady—who might just be a ghost—shows up at Lyla’s house with a story that's too wild to miss! Plus, our dynamic duo had a booked and busy weekend together for the first time in ages. Prepare for giggles, surprises, and all the summer fun in this can't-miss episode!

Buckle up for a wild ride in this week's episode! Lyla and Nikki both drop a bombshell— the real kicker? Lyla's shocks everyone. But wait, there's more! We’re talking Met Gala madness with our hot takes on the best and worst looks. Plus, we fangirl over the new Wicked trailer. In the middle of all this, we throw the first-ever DD Awards Show! With only two winners, the competition is hilariously low-stakes but totally worth it. Tune in for crush confessions, fashion roasts, and award show shenanigans. You don’t want to miss this one!

In this special episode, Lyla and Nikki dive into the dazzling world of fashion, sharing their favorite Met Gala moments with newfound expertise. From childhood dreams to hilarious encounters, they spill the tea on an unforgettable celeb run-in. But the party doesn't end there! Join Lyla and Nikki as they recount Nikki's wild raving escapades, filled with misadventures and questionable decisions. It's a whirlwind of laughter, secrets, and unfiltered fun with these dynamic hosts. Tune in for a dose of fashion flair and rave revelations—it's a podcast party you won't want to miss with Lyla and Nikki at the helm!

Is mercury in retrograde? Because the girls need some explanation on what has been happening in these past 2 weeks. Lyla has taken on a whole new persona  and Nikki’s been swept off her feet. Things are looking a little different in the Dysfunctional Diaries universe. Who knew so much could change in 2 weeks?

Join Lyla as she interrogates Nikki about her European escapades!

In this weeks episode, Lyla is solo and trades her dating apps for tarot cards in attempt to decode her love life. From mistaking "The Star" for a celebrity crush to interpreting "The Hanged Man" as her dating status, Lyla's journey through the tarot takes unexpected twists and turns – all while she's doubled over with giggles. Etsy account name ProphecyBoutique !

Get ready cause the girls have gone MAD!! Mad for money ? Mad for Men ? Nooo they’re playing adult mad libs … dysfunctional version ofc. Tune in as the chaos of Nouns , adjectives, and verbs unravel into the most ridiculous stories of secret admirers and silly dates. An all new episode is out now !

Join Lyla and Nikki for a whirlwind of hot gossip and giggles as they discuss the mysteries of what and who is being “woman'd." Plus, with Nikki away Lyla will play, let’s see what antics will Lyla get up to solo? Tune in for all the laughs and juicy gossip.

Here’s a little DD cheat sheet for you this week. On this episode the girls give a little sneak peek into what they considering cheating. Was it friendly or flirty ? Depends on who you ask.

Happy late Valentines Day everyone! We're diving headfirst into the whimsical world of Hollywood romance with our one-of-a-kind Celebrity Crush Compatibility Quiz! From A-list actors to chart-topping musicians, we'll determine whether your heart's desire is a match made in heaven or a recipe for disaster. But beware, DD fans – in the realm of celebrity crushes, reality often takes a backseat to pure delusions. May all your delulu come true this Valentines day!

You read that right its Super Bowl weekend and the girls are ecstatic to share their dream line up for their fantasy football team! Lyla and Nikki will be pulling out random people they have written down and defend how their person would help win the super bowl. Do they understand the true meaning of fantasy football? No but they're going to put their own little twist on it.

Cue Sza's iconic song blind, cause the girls are reading off some ALLEGED blind items about your fav celebs. Everyones loves gossip and drama especially when it doesn't involve them! Play along as the girls read them off and guess who its about ALLEGEDLY!! P.S. Wait till the very end to see why the girls audio sounds a little off in this weeks episode!

As we come into the new year we all have these ideas for what the year is going to bring us… But come on its 2024 resolutions are SOOOO last year. We’re all about the ins and outs! Lyla and Nikki break down what’s in for them and what they’re kicking out.Raya , therapy, people pleasing, red nails, solo dates, diet culture….. we’re getting into the nitty gritty. All that and more on this weeks episode.

Guess who dusted off the microphones? That's right, it's us – your favorite girlies who went MIA for a bit. (We’re SORRY) Life gave us plot twists, and we'll share the hilarious aftermath! Join the reunion party, as we catch y’all up on some of our most memorable moments of last year.  Welcome back to the chaos – we promise, it's worth the listen!

On this weeks episode, the girls play a game of that's so random! How to play? Easy.. you and your friend(s) come together and think of the most random topics and see each others opinions. See it's super easy and fun, you can talk about topics such as, the type of fruit you are, Ozempic, do you believe in the phenomenon of being a teenage girl in your 20s and so much more!

Here we are another week another slay (or nay)! The girls are in 2 different eras of life, the nap era and the metamorphosis era!  Can you guess which is which?  Lyla and Nikki then get on the topic of mean moments with some mean girls … and question why is someone always clocking Lyla's tea? As the episode comes to an end the duo finishes off with some  words about the power of manifestation and how they manifested some of their recent adventures ! Find out out what types of things they're manifesting this week  💋

Blast off with us on a wild ride where aliens, 'Boyfriend Theory,' and Taylor Swift play intergalactic bumper cars! Buckle up as we dive into the possibility of extraterrestrial neighbors, break down the theory of so boyfriend , and vibe to Taylor's tunes that could totally be on an alien's playlist. Get ready for a podcast episode that's more unpredictable than your crush's text response – full of laughs, cosmic wonders, and enough Swift beats to dance with the stars.

The heat has gotten to our heads, literally! Summer is no joke and has left us scattered. We can’t even believe it’s August already.  On this weeks episode Lyla and Nikki not only catch up with each other but catch up with the DD girlies ! Stay tuned though ,  were also discussing some important business …The fast approaching Cuffing Season. We’re breaking down that and then some … you'll have to watch the episode to find out!

Meet Lyla and Nikki's 16 personalities.. just kidding on this weeks episode the girls take the popular MBTI test. But before we get ahead of ourselves we play a game of catch up and new obsessions of the week. Bet you CAN guess Lyla's but you will be put to the test with Nikkis niche obsession. Trust us you don't want to miss out!