Half-ass witchery

Vanessa M Rivera and Micah Murphy

It's 2 witches from opposite ends of the hemisphere talking about astrology sh** and magical sh** and how to prep for it and take advantage of all the good juju that comes with it. And also how to cover your a** when with the bad sh** comes too. It's not just mercury in retrograde that can get you all f***ed up read less
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Episodes

Half-ass witchery: LeOH the Drama
4d ago
Half-ass witchery: LeOH the Drama
Could a lavish Great Gatsby-themed birthday party reveal more about our family dynamics than we anticipated? Join us as we recount the glitz, glam, and emotional weight of my mom's 55th birthday celebration at the 1899 Social Club. This milestone was particularly poignant because her siblings never reached this age, prompting reflections on life, loss, and the future. We'll also unpack the complexities of my sister's relationship with her Sudanese Muslim boyfriend, who keeps their two-year romance a secret from his family due to traditional views on arranged marriages. What does this mean for their future together?Next, we're diving into the ever-controversial world of TikTok and cultural appropriation within spiritual practices. Remember the WitchTok craze during quarantine? It brought us eerie targeted ads and a newfound interest in bone collecting, but it also raised significant questions about privacy and tech influence. We'll dissect a particular controversy where a white TikTok creator claimed to channel the African deity Oshun, only to be corrected by a voodoo priestess. This incident opens up a broader conversation about cultural sensitivity and respect in modern spiritual practices.Finally, we navigate the thorny topic of inclusion in traditionally closed spiritual practices like Espiritismo and Santeria. Can white people genuinely be part of these communities, especially in today's charged political climate? We'll share personal anecdotes, debate authenticity versus performativity, and offer tarot readings for Leo season. From the Empress card symbolizing abundance for Leo to the Death card signaling transformations for Pisces, we've got astrological insights that promise to guide and entertain. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a whirlwind episode filled with thought-provoking discussions and a touch of light-hearted banter.www.bella-bruja.comwww.edeneyetarot.com@bellabruja@edeneyetarot
Half ass in Cancer: Cry where the bears poo!
27-06-2024
Half ass in Cancer: Cry where the bears poo!
Ever wondered if screaming in the woods might be the therapy you didn't know you needed? Join us in the latest episode of Half-Ass Witchery as we uncover the emotional tides of Cancer season, diving into primal therapy and the therapeutic freedom of letting out a good yell where only bears can hear you. We also share a raw and candid story about a workplace affair gone wrong, emphasizing the importance of keeping personal and professional lives separate to maintain emotional and professional well-being.Get ready to laugh and relate in "Millennial Musings and Magic Manifestations," where we navigate the ups and downs of daily life. From job hunting and moving houses to the serendipity of recurring tarot cards at a graduation party, this chapter is packed with the trials and triumphs of modern witchy life. Vanessa spills the tea on her latest tattoos, the significance of communication in relationships, and her excitement for Tucson Trades. Plus, discover the success behind our first Mystic Mingle event and our creative ideas for future gatherings, including mouth-watering stuffed marshmallows with graham cracker crumbs.Finally, we blend spirituality and business in "Unlocking Tarot and Astrology Mastery" and "Navigating Astrology and Tarot Readings." Hear success stories of turning spiritual gifts into profitable ventures and the value of viewing money as an energy exchange. We offer practical advice on starting small, expanding your client base, and using social media to build your brand. Our discussions also touch on family dynamics, generational wealth, and the complexities of astrological compatibility, leaving you with insights and heartfelt moments that resonate long after the episode ends.www.bella-bruja.comwww.edeneyetarot.com@bellabruja@edeneyetarot
Half our Ass in each Gemini
20-06-2024
Half our Ass in each Gemini
Can you handle the energetic whirlwind of Gemini season? Get ready to celebrate with Vanessa as she shares her electrifying birthday plans, featuring gluten-free, vegan snickerdoodle cookies and her magical business, Bella Bruja. We dive into the joyous chaos of Gemini multitasking, as Micah updates us on her new teaching adventure, her upcoming journey to Georgia for an aerial rig, and her dedication to health and cleanliness. Plus, Vanessa's daughter is heading to high school, bringing another layer of excitement to our lively discussions.Ever wondered about the thrill and symbolism behind flash tattoos of astrological birth charts? Join us as we explore the significance of sun and moon signs in personal symbolism and the curious challenges of debating with Geminis. Vanessa reveals her tried-and-true strategies for navigating arguments with Geminis, with a special shoutout to Virgo's impeccable fact-checking skills. We also liken Gemini’s knowledge-gathering to a hummingbird collecting nectar, highlighting their knack for breadth over depth in understanding.Immerse yourself in the magic of astrology and witchcraft as we concoct homemade money oil and share our social media reel experiences. Discover the deep bonds with Cancer signs and pets, reflect on relationships with Cancer partners, and explore how witchcraft and astrology intertwine. Tune in for spirited tarot readings tailored for various zodiac signs during Gemini season, and get personalized advice for navigating this dynamic time. Stay connected with us online, join our tarot reading parties, and support our enchanting journey through Half-Assed Witchery. Don't miss this spellbinding episode!www.bella-bruja.comwww.edeneyetarot.com@bellabruja@edeneyetarot
Half our Ass in Taurus Season
15-05-2024
Half our Ass in Taurus Season
Ever wanted to explore the whimsical and earthy realm of Taurus season with a dash of witchy wisdom? Join Micah and Vanessa as they unfurl the velvet blanket of the stars, guiding you through a sensual constellation of topics from the magical to the mundane. As Vanessa, the Taurus moon enchantress, serenades us with her insights, we promise you'll discover new ways to indulge in the season's pleasures—from crafting hex-breaking bath bombs to finding the perfect dildo, and yes, we've got recommendations!Amidst the Taurus talk, we're spilling some serious tea on everything from podcast editing software woes to the juicy rumor about Raven-Symoné that's taken TikTok by storm. Imagine a kitchen where your spaghetti sauce isn't just delicious, it's enchanted—yep, we're stirring in a pinch of provocative kitchen witchery for good measure. And as the night draws in, we let you in on our intimate bedtime rituals, because who doesn't love a good facial massage or a story to lull you into dreamland?But it's not just Taurus season we're celebrating; we're pulling tarot cards for all the zodiac signs, teasing out the cosmic forecasts from Scorpio's transformative hot girl summer to Pisces' impending victories. So, whether you're trying to navigate the tricky waters of Mercury retrograde or looking for a little celestial guidance to light your way, wrap yourself in a blanket of stars and tune in. You might just find the inspiration to sprinkle a little more intention into your daily grind.www.bella-bruja.comwww.edeneyetarot.com@bellabruja@edeneyetarot
Half our Ass in Aries Season
21-03-2024
Half our Ass in Aries Season
Ever felt the fiery stirrings of Aries season urging you to make bold moves? Well, Vanessa and I have just the potion for your cosmic cravings. Step into the Half-Ass Witchery realm where we kick off the Astrological New Year with a bang—or should I say, a spark? Explore personal tales of Aries-inspired confrontations, the allure of the moon market, and witchy wares that unveil the creative pulse of our community. It's an honest spill of tea on how we're navigating the tempestuous energies, from managing work challenges to the impulse to react, all while honoring the tranquil vibes of the season past.As the cauldron bubbles, we tread into the shadowy nuances of hexing, where ethics dance with intent. Do you dare to sprinkle hot foot powder or personalize a hex with a target's picture? Discover how anger can be transmuted from fiery destruction to constructive creation, fittingly resonant with Aries' bold spirit. Plus, we share our own code of witchy conduct, because who doesn't love a good ethical guideline to keep the hexes in check?Finally, we'll whisk you away on an enlightening broom ride over the intersections of herbology and crystal correspondences in the art of hexing. I'll reveal how basil and Mars-attuned gems like bloodstone and garnet empower us in this assertive season. As we wrap up, Vanessa and I beckon you to connect on social media and dive into our new website for astrological and tarot delights, emphasizing the continuous cycle of growth and self-discovery that propels both our practice and this podcast. Get ready to embrace the new chapter that beckons as Aries takes the lead!www.bella-bruja.comwww.edeneyetarot.com@bellabruja@edeneyetarot