Our hectic schedules are your good fortune! We didn't get around to recording this week so you're getting a little treat! Don''t say I didn't get you something for Valentines Day. And if you like this unhinged, unedited episode, consider becoming a patron for as little as $3 a month to support the show and get at least one bonus episode each month. Find us at Patreon at Overdue For Extinction Pod Your hosts were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. So they smoked. A lot. What’s in this episode? It’s anyone’s guess. According to the notes, we talked about a man who followed Cait’s bad advice about cracking open a cold on on the road. There’s something about a manatee getting pissed on. We watch idiots run on legos and replace the soccer ball with a bowling ball. We see who’s putting out their fishing line in the dating pool. And what would a bonus episode be without a wenis filled mad libs? Join the fun, we’re all mad here. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Ready yourselves to get the blood pumping. And then allow for 4 or so hours to get it back to normal as we cover an idiot in Australia who took what is sure to be an unregulated concoction of boner pills. Speaking of things that should remain hidden, Hidden Valley Ranch partnered with Burt's Bees to make a horrific line of lip balms that sold out almost immediately. It was started as a joke and should have remained that way. And finally, everyone's favorite red monster shows up on X because apparently no one warned him it is not a safe space for warm and innocent souls. Elmo asked how everyone was doing and was not prepared for the harsh reality of those of us who grew up on Sesame Street. Grab a cookie, cozy in to your trash can (since it's the only property we can afford to purchase) and prepare to trauma dump on Elmo! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Join us as we dive into dessert following dinner. Unfortunately dessert was pickle and mac n cheese flavored ice cream but we're still alive! We kick off this week discussing how one southern congressman wants to pass a bill that would make animal control responsible for picking up furries. The other wants to make cousin loving legal...in the biblical sense. We watch dumb people fight cars and other humans twice their size for fun. And we get an unsatisfying story about how yet another rich family got bailed out while the rest of us have to not order avocado toast to pay our rent or whatever out of touch blowhards say. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Welcome back, Dummies. Chaos ensues once more and we embrace it more than ever. Join us this week I make a drunk confession of my shenanigans on Tiktok. Cait and I expose our horrible dating stories...alright, maybe only one of us was the terrible one. We offer a woman marriage counseling as she worries she might be losing her man. And we finish out hard with a missed connection about love, swiping and lack of wiping. It's all here for your enjoyment, or to torture your enemies with as you subject them to a marathon of the show after strapping them to a chair. We'll take the listens count however we can get them! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Hey Dummies! This week we learn about a grocery store's attempt at recommending new recipes for shoppers. Good news is you can get your fruits and veggies, meats, sauces and a new feature thanks to the AI:death. We also dive into Social Media Saviors in an attempt to figure out whether or not someone can post from beyond the grave. We wrap up learning some interesting history about the Olympics. And the good news is, if you're like us and don't give two shits about the olympics, we make it fun with chaos. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Ever curious what we're trying to peddle over at the patreon? Wonder no longer because to show you what you're missing out on, we've dropped the first bonus episode in your feeds to enjoy. If you like what you hear/see, consider joining our patreon for only $3 a month to get more bonus episodes and content! The first bonus episode, exclusive to Patreon subscribers! Join us for an unhinged and nearly unedited episode of chaos as we drink, tell terrible jokes, analyze bears to determine if they're not just men in a bear suit and kids who drink the blood of my little pony characters. Strap in and remember, this was your hard-earned money that lead you here. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

This week we talk about a murder most foul! And how one woman used soda to destroy the evidence. Or she just looked like a complete moron. We also discuss our own experience with the 1UP Sour Candy Challenge and make the world a better place with our glowing review on Amazon. And because this wouldn't be an episode of the show you love without Cait spazzing out, we discuss what we think could be the urban dictionary definition of Spastic Eagle. If you haven't been watching the episodes yet, you may wanna start for that one! It's insane no one has shut us down yet but here we go! Written by: Anthony Hockenberry Performed by: Anthony Hockenberry & Cait Kurdyla Edited by: Caryn Kurdyla Visit us at www.overdueforextinction.com for updates on what we're doing, where to follow us for all the goods and catch all of the episodes in one place! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Hey, kids. Do you like dinosaurs? Settle in as we hear from one of our listeners (not the dinosaur) about an online date who doesn't understand genitalia does not act like a paint brush. Everyone stops asking the important questions, like what's your favorite dinosaur? Bet it isn't Nigersaurus. I'm allowed to say that, I have friends that are dino. And we discuss what cool thing a southern congressman wants to bring back, if you guessed it involves guns, welcome to America. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

This week, love is in the ear...or is it in the air? You can't be too sure when we're talking about the living examples of why we're overdue for extinction. We talk about a man willing to go to extreme lengths to get away from his wife. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my days of contemplation. We check in with an eligible bachelor from the olden days of making dating profile tapes. Definitely wasn't any serial killers on those things. And finally, we turn to Reddit because if we're gonna learn about love, it'll be at the hands of the worst people that populate the earth. Tune in to fall in love and remember to stay safe and stay smart! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Welcome to the minibus to hell! Join us for an update on my poop log, pun intended as I share some artistic entries from keeping track that I will for sure make a presentation of at the end of the year for my darling wife. She's so lucky to have me. We also check in with some cousins whose love says familial ties can't hold them back. We check out an architectural marvel as we got to hell for laughing at the misfortune of others. And we wrap up by checking in with Alabama as they try to take the crown from Florida by what has to be a meth fueled day. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

If you haven't eaten yet, maybe hold off a bit longer! This week we dive into a flatulent end of the year gift for Kristen but you're all in on the secret so no blabbing to her what to expect. We also discuss a reddit story with a...pustulous romantic ending. And we wrap this shit up with by cleansing the palate with a Jesus Ouija board to save our souls from the nightmare that was this episode. Strap in, you're likely on the short bus to hell anyway. Might as well enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

As we settle in for the holidays, we check in with the dumb of the world and this week we find some of the extremes. Join us as we meet a Florida couple who turned their mobile home into a drug drive thru. We find someone selling a...modified My Little Pony doll for...well it's not for your kids this holiday season. Finally, we find out what nefarious things go on under the football bleachers in a scandal of mass pregnancy! Turn off the terrible Hallmark television movies and turn up the dumb to 11! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

This week I ascend into the role of the Mothman and Cait for some weird reason grows to hate Catdog. We dive into a story of love, betrayal and a Nigerian prince. We look for a lost love on Craigslist where a young man goes out on a limb with his heart on his sleeve and a fart on his mind. And we meet a most dangerous criminal by the name of Robert Rimmer. So clench your cheeks, catdog your partner and let's get on with the show! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

This week, we check out some shit you'd expect to come from Florida but was really found in our own back yard here in Ohio. Attorneys seem like mostly composed people but it appears one doesn't know how to keep his feces to himself. We also buckle up for a trip to hell in this week's Social Media Saviors. Don't worry, I happen to be an excellent driver. And to wrap it up, literally wrapping it up, we talk about a one off a kind design every man and women with a bit of excess exposure to testosterone will be clambering for to keep their willies warm and cozy for the winter ahead. Strap in, fuckers. Cause we're going from 69 to 666 in record time! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

We get deep into the weeds this week on the topics that matter most, producer tags on hip hop and rap songs and why DJ Khalid has become a pokemon, only capable of saying his own name. We meet yet another idiot in the news who was arrested for trying to book an undercover FBI agent posing as a hitman on rentahitman.com, seems perfectly legit. We get legal up in this bitch as we discuss some sketchy California laws pertaining to leap frog. And we take a hard nose dive on the claim we're overdue for extinction when someone modified some shoes or the worst. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Happy post holidays, Dummies! Between Cait working retail, all the overtime hours that sprung up for me and the holidays where we took a breather from recording, we decided not to leave you empty handed this week but to give you another look behind the curtain. Enjoy our second bonus episode for free and remember if you're interested in joining our patreon to access more bonus content that's wildly unedited and loosened up like this one, you can support us for only $3 a month! Enjoy the chaos! The second bonus episode has arrived, patrons! As chaotic the first episode got, expect more drunken and uncut behind the scenes of everything. In this episode, we talk about how AI is far from taking over the world as demonstrated by one listing a food bank on a Can't Miss list of tourist locations.  We feature a new segment before it appears in the regular feed: Social Media Saviors. I came across a wonderful ad inquiring as to whether or not people were tired of shaving their vulva and the people of the internet could not let the question go unanswered.  We look at a deal too good to pass up. It claims to be a mechanical arm wrestling device but oddly it doesn't seem to move in the motion accustomed to arm wrestling. Perhaps it's home rules or something.  And in our worst of humanity, we meet a young woman who...well also claims to love farming machinery. Or I guess it loves her. We try not to judge but when you fuck your tractor, it's hard not to have a comment or two. Oh, and despite how much we talk to Brian. He's only a figment of our imagination. I think. Strap in for a wild episode as the alcohol takes us down a rabbit hole of hell. Enjoy the show, Brian!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Gobble gobble, mother cluckers! It's a holiday special episode! Okay, it's not really a holiday special episode but Cait drank and the original recording was 2 hours but Caryn knocked it down to 1 and some change so it ran long. Bam! Holiday special! This week, as we prepare to feast on some pheasant, we examine a bizarre display of showmanship that it quite normal in the 4H community. To anyone else, it looks like Quasimodo is off to ring the bell at the cathedral. We also check in with an eligible bachelorette to determine if dating is right for her, or a complete obliteration of her reproductive organs. And to tie in the holiday cheer, we look into a suspicious choice made by Baskin Robins to produce and sell ice cream that's sure to make you vomit up all that turkey you just consumed. Join us as we give thanks...mostly for the FBI not hunting us down and locking us away for the things we say each week. But also for you all! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Join us this week as we dive into the super secret world of toddler fight club. I think by mentioning its existence I have already broken the first rule and may now be in danger of them coming after us. In One Star Dummies, we examine how a book on how to avoid huge ships became greatly divisive in the reviews section. A lot more bigotry and racism involved than you'd think! To wrap up, we check back in with Modern Day Angel on TikTok as Max demands compensation for emotional damage and not one to surrender, MDA takes petty to a new level! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Welcome back, it's time to prove why the human race is overdue for an extinction level event, let's get into it! This week we discuss a weird competition in New Zealand where people blast Celine Dion at each other to find out whose heart will in fact go on. There are no real winners, only the losers that is everyone not participating and trying to sleep. We check out a story sent in by Dummy Faith who regales us with a time in which she spent far too long trying to please a man in the biblical sense. You're not gonna wanna miss the wild tale of courage, determination and ultimately defeat. Finally we go back to church in this week's social media saviors. We'll be reading from the Petty Chapter this week and analyzing sweet revenge of the permanent variety. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support

Have you ever worried you were too incompetent to properly enjoy a Ferrero Rocher? Have you just realized you never knew how to spell Ferrero Rocher? Because I have to look it up every time I try to type it out for this! Worry no longer, someone has uploaded to WikiHow the proper way to enjoy every layer of that delicious rich person chocolate and we break it down while Cait Vanna White's this shit! We also talk about a man who has managed to get away with not paying at the restaurant in an almost foolproof manner. And lastly, we cringe as we watch a young man offers us a POV of him proving he does in fact have that dog in him! #FerreroRocher #VannaWhite #WikiHow #Succulent #ChocolateLovers #HeartAttack #DineAndDash #FoodService #KitchenNightmares #POV #Cringe #TikTok #Comedy #Podcast #OverdueForExtinction --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/overdueforextinction/support