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Five Heart Podcast 320: Why Doesn’t Nebraska Have A Female Mascot?
17-03-2023
Five Heart Podcast 320: Why Doesn’t Nebraska Have A Female Mascot?
Greg and I got together for an episode in which we covered a lot of Husker sports. The Nebraska MBB didn’t get invited to the NIT, which was a disappointment, especially since it was likely the Minnesota loss that cost them an invite. We had a discussion about the future of Nebrasketball and whether or not Nebraska fans actually care about MBB. Nebraska WBB - Is Amy Williams the right coach for our Huskers? Baseball - swept Illinois State in convincing fashion then lost to Omaha. WTF? The NCAA Wrestling tournament is underway and our beloved Huskers are doing well, although will they do well enough to get a trophy? Nebraska’s team workouts - does this really work with team building? Somehow we got onto mascots. Greg compares Purdue Pete with whatever the hell the Pittsburgh Steelers mascot is (that is equally terrifying), and the discussion heads towards Nebraska mascots. Which leads me to ask? WHY DOESN’T NEBRASKA HAVE A FEMALE MASCOT? Nebraska women kick ass. They’re tough, they’re smart, and they can probably beat the hell out of you in a heart beat. Why not a female mascot? They could pattern a mascot after Michaela Foecke when she had “murder in her eyes” while playing volleyball. Tell me what’s wrong with this idea? There’s discussion of the massive recruiting class weekend coming up for football. It is the greatest recruiting weekend in Nebraska since after Pearl Harbor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Monday Night Therapy: Husker Football Updates, Baseball, Wrestling, and Men’s Basketball
07-03-2023
Monday Night Therapy: Husker Football Updates, Baseball, Wrestling, and Men’s Basketball
Todd didn’t show up on time, so I started without him! It was a great week for our beloved Huskers. Nebrasketball got a win over Iowa, as Nebraska swept them in basketball for the first time ever. It was great fun, although I nearly passed out while watching it on my phone while attending the baseball game against Ole Miss. Baseball had a decent weekend at the Cambria Classic in Minnesota, beating Vanderbilt and Hawaii, but losing to Ole Miss on Sunday. Nebraska wrestling took third in the Big Ten Wrestling Tournament, and Silas Allred became Nebraska’s first champion since 2015. Softball had a good weekend, beating #16 Arizona, and going 5-0 at the Hillenbrand Invitational. And the women’s bowling team won the Big Red Invitational tournament. TODD SHOWED UP AND WE CONTINUED ON! Then there’s Iowa. $4M to be paid in Iowa football discrimination suit; Kirk Ferentz ‘disappointed’ in result I admit that Iowa lives rent-free in my head. I am awestruck at the stupidity of their athletic department. This is the FOURTH lawsuit settled under Gary Barta, and this one is partially paid with state funds to the tune of $2M. Check this: Reaction to the settlement began early Monday, with Iowa State Auditor Rob Sand, one of the three appeal board members, saying he would vote against using taxpayer funds for the settlement unless Iowa athletics director Gary Barta was ousted. Kirk Ferentz says: “The settlement negotiations took place between the plaintiffs’ counsel and the Iowa Attorney General’s Office, which represents the University of Iowa and the Board of Regents,” Ferentz said. “These discussions took place entirely without the knowledge or consent of the coaches who were named in the lawsuit. In fact, the parties originally named disagree with the decision to settle, fully believing that the case would have been dismissed with prejudice before trial. Yes, Kirk Ferentz knows better than lawyers. Hey, maybe he’s right. He’s been smart enough to keep his son employed, skirting nepotism laws. Does Iowa live rent free in my head? YES, because I can’t stop being amazed at their stupidity. This isn’t something you defend because “DERP DERP DERP, THEY’RE MY TEAM DERP DERP DERP.” This is something you should be embarrassed by. Not Iowa, apparently. That would take a level of awareness they fail to possess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Monday Night Therapy: Nebraska Portal And Team Update, NFL Playoff Offenses
17-01-2023
Monday Night Therapy: Nebraska Portal And Team Update, NFL Playoff Offenses
The Monday Night Show was happening during the Dallas Cowboys - Tampa Bay Buccaneers playoff game, which somewhat prompted Todd and I to start talking about the NFL playoffs. There have been some amazing games. Todd pointed out the Baltimore Ravens’ 300-pound fullback, while I was envious of their offensive linemen pulling during plays. Quarterbacks and the NFL offenses are much more exciting than they’ve been in my lifetime. The NFL is fun to watch. This wasn’t true a few years ago. This brought up a discussion of fullbacks (of course) and the question - What is a NFL offense? There have been several updates to Nebraska’s roster: Walter Rouse flipped to Oklahoma Nebraska picked up a highly sought after OLB from Georgia - M.J. Sherman Receiver Zavier Betts might return to the team Isiah Garcia-Castaneda — withdrew from portal and it appears he will rejoin the team Matt Rhule hired Susan Elza to be Chief of Staff What’s a Chief of Staff do? Will Rhule hire a press secretary? I hope so. Nebraska Wrestling: Todd watched as Nebraska beat Minnesota and Northwestern, both higher ranked at the time. Todd brings up his past wrestling exploits, including how he was crushed by the insidious Flying Salami Brothers while a member of Schramm 6 All the wrestling talk conjured up the names Mad Dog Vachon and Baron Von Raschke. I met the Baron a few years ago. This is the full story of that meeting. Brett Maher missed four PATs as Dallas stomped the Tampa Bay Bucs. That’s shocking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices