February 17, 2020 The group prepares to recover a book from an underwater section of Lab Sallidas' university to better understand vampires and how they might better help their new friend Viola. Some of their preparations are more helpful than others....

February 24, 2020 The group explores the underwater portion of the University of Labsallidas, makes a new friend, has a fight, and breaks the cardinal rule of D&D.... never split the party....

March 02, 2020: The party finishes looting under water and then interrogates a local priest. Just how far are they willing to go for answers?

March 9, 2020 Pt. 1 The group meets up with Stern to investigate the lead from their interrogation.

March 09, 2020 Part 2 The party fights members of the Rising Dawn and then seek out more information about their god.

April 13, 2020 The party makes the most of their downtime before meeting back up to hunt goblins with Wyria's Watchers

April 21, 2020 The group reconnects with Wyria's Watchers and then goes goblin hunting

April 27, 2020 Trigger warning at bottom The group goes goblin hunting! Fun Quotes: "They just fall to the ground like goblin-shaped... bags of jelly." "If it were... a bag... of... nuts... you would say that more than half of the nuts are gone." "What?" "You can end up ten feet balls-deep in Goblins, if you want." "I want to be ten feet balls-deep in Goblins." "Isn't that the *opposite* of what moon... does?" "And because he is a Sorceror and cast it as a Twinned spell, you also get to see a bear breathe lightning."   Spoiler: TW: Dog death

May 5th, 2020 The group speaks with the goblin leader and then makes their way back to town.   Session Quotes: Who taught Iolanda about anal?I’m cute, and stupid, and strongDo you know what a nilbog is?So your teeth make you smarter?

May 11, 2020 The group returns to Labsallidas and prepares for their big moment. Can they finally cast the Order of the Rising Dawn out of this city? Quotes: You want to call me something delicious? Can I call you cave squid?If Chris turned out to be a 6 foot whatever Dragonborn vampire, I hit the sauce really hard.It will make you appear like a...just sort of a person shaped… Blob!But that’s not biased...Steve is a dick.

May 25, 2020 The trial of Bosym Rischeuhin! Quotes: “Is there a thing from another dimension just following me around?” – Calree Cherrycheeks“I can’t wait until this is all over-” spaghetti splats against the back of Stern’s head, “-all of it.” – Stern Hammerthrow“Or did they cut her vocal chords out and put them on a set of bellows?” -Robin“Can I roll to say “fuck you”?” - Maya

June 01, 2020 The newly named Justice Blobs may have made a mistake.... but they can get through anything with enough team work......right? Notable Quotes: Plainswalker is the tobogganI’m weaker than a rowboat?I can’t believe you fuckers are gonna survive thisI was concerned that you were gonna try and fight somebody without us, and so this seemed like the fastest way to get to the ground.Are you killing people’s parents?Do you ever think before you speak? You might want to startYou made it well, but everything after that was shit.I can also make mayonnaise!Let’s make a king cup of socks

June 15, 2020 The group celebrates their victory and enjoys their last moments in Lab Sallidas..... Noteable Quotes: “I need cows! Cows are a necessity!” Calree “I will enable you but I will not take the blame.” – Maia “We’re totally leaving tomorrow!” “Is it hot in here?”-“Oh no, that’s just me, I’m super attractive?” – Calree Feat. Guard “Iolanda wasn’t feeling very spiritual, but I’m sure she was holy.” -Robin “Why do devils have to be so difficult? Gods you just pray to them!” –“And then they give you nothing-” “No! They answer!” – Iolanda Feat. ZxZk “Don’t eat my chicken! He’s my bestfriend!” Calree “That’s 4 nat 1’s” Matt “I just dropped a lot of margarine in my notebook-” “-It’s in the margins too!” -Robin feat. Matt “You get me a donut, I will eat 7/8 of this donut and send you a picture of the remaining 1/8 and you tell me whether or not it clearly looks like a donut.”

June 29, 2020   The party says goodbye to Labsallidas and sets sail with Captain Calvin on his pirate cruise! Jared: “Plainswalker, this is the most powerful thing you’ve ever had in your mouth.”Captain Calvin: “I think I can take a chicken in a fight.” Plainswalker: “I don’t know, he’s very passionate about his interests and his interests are murder.”Iolanda: “Y-yar….Am I using that right?” Arminna “Put a bit more stank on it:  Yaaaar”Qixi: “I am so excited that you told me, next time when someone asks you directly if you did something you should say no.”Calree: “So I have itching powder.”

July 06, 2020   The group continues their voyage at sea, discovering secret treasure and a new.....friend?   Quotes: There’s some religion stuff happening, and I thought you might like to be present.I was caused significant harm! I was woken up from a lovely dream!You have decapitated people!Qixi starts with a Q?  How’ve you been spelling it?    That’s not important.Second of all: I am a woman.First of all: I can hear you.You can’t stab nobody if we give you swords!

July 06, 2020   The party investigates an old shipwreck and fails at playing hopscotch.   Quotes: Calree, you’re having a pointless debate with the captainLike one big swim frogIt’s all in the torso, okay?I love when we split the partyCan you swim in quicksand? I can barely swim in water!Six hundred sharks!No! Don’t remove it! Then all the goo goes out!Do you want to shoot one that’s closer, or one that’s far away so you can roll at disadvantage for no reason?

July 13, 2020 The group has a good time on their pleasure cruise! Quotes: “He’s probably “jacking off” ” – Jasmine “Do Possum’s snore?” – Robin “We be real pirates” – Calvin “Nah.” -Rest of group “He’s a harmless chicken!”- Calree “He wants to commit arson, kind of like what we did over there.” – Planeswalker “Are you going to eat Linda when she dies?” – Calree “If I die would you eat me?”- Calree “Do I really need the food?”- Iolanda

July 20, 2020 The party tries some of Armmina's gnomish weed and discover why  gnomes don't live very long.   Quotes: “You know I could help you scoop an eye out with a spoon. And then you could wear an eyepatch.” - Calree“My saving grace is that I can lock. If they’re too unruly they can have a long time to think about what they’ve done.” - Armmina“Do you need me to take your guns away from you?” - Qixi“Plainswalker is going to start furiously eating fruit” - Robin“Eris, try a chair!” - Iolanda

August 04, 2020 The group continues to work their way through each other's memories in an effort to wake up. Quotes: “It’s got karate chop action and kung fu grip.”“That mouse has a sword!”“What’s the roll for friendship?”“Is this conversation helping us get away from the cat?” “There’s a cat? I love cats! Here kitty kitty!”“What are drugs for if not fun?”“Why’re you wearing boots and shoes?”“So the two of you are on Amaralei, the two of you are on Wally, and you’re on your own.” “I’m on PCP.”“I don’t know if you heard, shouted from the bathroom, ‘Don’t be sorry, it’s accurate.”“Do you want Plainswalker to start wanking?”“You see Qixi bend over backwards, and walk into the cliff face.”“I had a nap, and some people took me, and they put...words in my brain.”

August 10th, 2020 The group does battle in their minds to try and escape their drug trip. Quotes:   Robin/Plainswalker: I’m gonna believe in this plant so much that it is very very hungry and very very large, and I would like to turn it into a piranha plant. Sarah/Iolanda: and very very friendly to us? Robin/Plaiswalker: I didn’t think that far.   ZxkZxk: “Time to be a hero, try not to fall in love”   Robin/Plainswalker: “Can I zap the giant’s ballsack please?”   Maia/Qixi: “Have you seen the shit you do on a daily basis? You’re not boring, if anything you’re annoying.”