This time vosotros reviewed a low-budget euro-70s movie about knights templar-themed zombies that rise from the dead to vampire up slutty blood and ride around town on mysteriously-sourced horses. It’s wacky. It’s zany. It likes to give the audience a reason to not be sad when a character dies. Perhaps they’re creepy. Perhaps they experimented with homosexuality in their youth. Perhaps they’re some kind of criminal. Content Warning: we discuss this movie’s casual depiction of sexual assault and rape. The movie doesn’t seem to think it’s that big of a deal, but it's honestly pretty upsetting. If you don’t want to see that or a child crying while being drenched in their mother’s lifeblood, watch the censored American cut.

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The Loathsome Things Official Top 10 Greatest Horror Movies of All Time List (of those we've reviewed for an episode of Loathsome Things: A Horror Movie Podcast)

(1) Brian De Palma’s Carrie (1976) (2) Rose Glass’ Saint Maud (2019) (3) Bob Clark’s Black Christmas (1974) (4) George A Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1968) (5) Alex Garland’s Men (2022) (6) Miike Takashi’s Audition (1999) (7) Ti West’s X (2022) (8) Bob Clark’s Deathdream (1974) (9) David Prior’s The Empty Man (2020) (10) Frank Henenlotter’s Basket Case (1982)

Honorable Mentions: Beyond the Door III (1989) – Not a great horror movie, but so much fun to watch! The Pit (1981) – Watch this coming-of-age story about seeing boobs and feeding beasts!