STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theater

STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience. read less
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STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023
09-01-2024
STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023
It’s our favorite time of the year! STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza Special time! And this year host Jesse Jones welcomes a jam packed STAB! Theater full of producers and STAB! show favorites including, Paul Doyle, Buddy, Jeff Brown, Ben Warheit, Jordan Quattlebaum, Daniel Kessenich, Jack Marie, Alex Shewmaker, Milk Surface, Dayna Bryant, Eric … Continue reading »

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STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023
09-01-2024
STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023
It’s our favorite time of the year! STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza Special time! And this year host Jesse Jones welcomes a jam packed STAB! Theater full of producers and STAB! show favorites including, Paul Doyle, Buddy, Jeff Brown, Ben Warheit, Jordan Quattlebaum, Daniel Kessenich, Jack Marie, Alex Shewmaker, Milk Surface, Dayna Bryant, Eric … Continue reading »
STAB! 380 – Merry Pissmass, Uncles
25-12-2023
STAB! 380 – Merry Pissmass, Uncles
In this sterile episode of the STAB! show, someone’s brother and host Jesse Jones welcomes a holly, jolly, drippy panel of Trip Hazard, Sam Hochhalter & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on YULE, greeting cards for “So, you completely whiffed on everyone’s gifts AGAIN this year?”, “Merry Credit Card Debt Season”, & “Condolences, … Continue reading »
STAB! 379 – One Hundred And Three Babes
22-12-2023
STAB! 379 – One Hundred And Three Babes
In this luscious episode of the STAB! show, chick magnet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a ladyless panel of David Shapiro & Jeff Brown to share their two random reorganizations, (in this case XYZ & BBB), pick-up lines to and from a half eaten deer carcass, & Q-words, craigslist posting for a box of “Old … Continue reading »
STAB! 378 – Feels Not Good
18-12-2023
STAB! 378 – Feels Not Good
In this not great feeling episode of the STAB! show, kinda blah host Jesse Jones welcomes an “eh” panel of Chris Emery, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to share their three FNGs, greeting cards for “Congratulations, It’s Negative”, “Whoops, you were too good at your job. Now you get more work” & “We’re pretty sure … Continue reading »
STAB! 377 – Zing, Bitch!
15-12-2023
STAB! 377 – Zing, Bitch!
In this onomatopoetic episode of the STAB! Show, flat, smooth host Jesse Jones welcomes a still, glassy panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Parker Newman & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on NAVSUPMAN, pick-up lines to and from a drawer full of fat clothes, an answering machine, & a really good skipping rock, craigslist postings … Continue reading »
STAB! 376 – Throw The Pigskin Around
13-12-2023
STAB! 376 – Throw The Pigskin Around
In this slippery episode of the STAB! show, greased up host Jesse Jones welcomes a dreamy panel of Michelle Petro, Imin J. Love & Cory Barringer to share their three BOPs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Good Vibes, recipes for a perfect Fall evening, budget friendly revenge, & a rascal, descriptions … Continue reading »
STAB! 375 – Yo, This Product Sucks!
11-12-2023
STAB! 375 – Yo, This Product Sucks!
In this unsatisfactory episode of the STAB! show, one star host Jesse Jones welcomes a hastily returned panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on PCOF, bootlegs of Fievel Goes West, Armageddon, & American Horror Story, campaign speeches from an empty energy drink can running running for a … Continue reading »
STAB! 374 – An Akira Type Situation
08-12-2023
STAB! 374 – An Akira Type Situation
In this dystopian episode of the STAB! show, supernatural host Jesse Jones welcomes a flesh mound panel of Nicole Eichenberg, Leo Antolin & Sean Crandall to share their three HSTs, pick-up lines to or from the clearance aisle at Michael’s, a guy who always launches snot rockets, & protoplasm, recipes for vacation that’s more trouble … Continue reading »
STAB! 373 – Bag Is Funny
06-12-2023
STAB! 373 – Bag Is Funny
In this bag episode of the STAB! show, bag and host Jesse Jones welcomes a bag panel of Marco Cabodi, Nick Coleman & Nick Pettigrew to share their three bag takes on NTS, bootlegs of food items like croutons, alphabet soup, & canned ham, celebrations of Sputnik 2, Dolph Lundgren, Clarence Birdseye, Roseanne Barr, “The … Continue reading »
STAB! 372 – Did The Recipe Change, Or Did You?
04-12-2023
STAB! 372 – Did The Recipe Change, Or Did You?
In this numb, cold episode of the STAB! show, person of growth and host Jesse Jones welcomes a familiar, but different panel of Frankie Lord, Kameron Schmid & Nick Pettigrew to share their three VFDs, Halloween pick-up lines to and from slasher movies, plastic vampire teeth, & an amateur haunted house, breakfast cereals branded around … Continue reading »
STAB! 371 – So Many Sighs
01-12-2023
STAB! 371 – So Many Sighs
In this exasperated episode of the STAB! show, defeated host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of real troopers, Aubrey Zevallos, Ben Warheit & Jack Marie to share their three takes on FIAP, nine “2am After The Bars Close” break room bulletin board items, celebrations of Harvard University, Snoop Dogg, the Sydney Opera House, Pie Geelen, … Continue reading »
STAB! 370 – The STAB! 5 & 10 Year Overblown Tournament Spectacular Finals
29-11-2023
STAB! 370 – The STAB! 5 & 10 Year Overblown Tournament Spectacular Finals
In this triumphant episode of the STAB! show, weary, proud host Jesse Jones welcomes an exultant panel of tournament finalists, Eric Barger, Jeff Brown & Molly Doan to share their three IFPUGs, bootleg of Road Rules, 90 Day Fiancé, & Project Runway, recipes for someone who gets unreasonably upset with people doing immature things, a … Continue reading »
STAB! 369 – Popular Recording Artist
27-11-2023
STAB! 369 – Popular Recording Artist
In this pleasingly known episode of the STAB! show, known host Jesse Jones welcomes a recognized panel of Daniel Kessenich, Michelle Petro & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on MYK, nine Spooky Season haiku, closing arguments in defense of candy corn, how literally anyone else sets up their bathroom, & three hours of … Continue reading »
STAB! 368 – Light Bulbs, Amirite?
24-11-2023
STAB! 368 – Light Bulbs, Amirite?
In this highly illuminating episode of the STAB! Show, dim host Jesse Jones welcomes an incandescent panel of Kameron Schmid, Dayna Bryant & Molly Doan to share their three DNRs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words, Me-Bryan, Roamcry, & Dunkiny, craigslist postings for a razor scooter made of razors, Dayna’s own custom sodas she makes in … Continue reading »
STAB! 367 – Close The Door Behind You, The Cats’ll Get Out
22-11-2023
STAB! 367 – Close The Door Behind You, The Cats’ll Get Out
In this skittish episode of the STAB! show, pet parent and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of smoosh face rascals, Eric Barger, Marco Cabodi & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CSI, nine 80s bulletin board items, campaign speeches for a can of Chicken and Stars soup running for President of … Continue reading »
STAB! 366 – The Saddest Night of STAB!
20-11-2023
STAB! 366 – The Saddest Night of STAB!
In this, pretty expected episode of the STAB! show, nonplussed host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of glum, including Jeff Brown, Christiana & Nick Pettigrew to share their three STABLUs, pick-up lines to and from Thanksgiving decorations, a toe ring, & the people in the picture of a Junior College course catalog, celebrations of Henry … Continue reading »
STAB! 365 – Don’t, But Also Do
17-11-2023
STAB! 365 – Don’t, But Also Do
In this slightly contradictory episode of the STAB! show, hesitant host Jesse Jones welcomes an indecisive panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their THREE takes on DWAI, bootlegs of Fantasy Island, Dukes of Hazard, & ALF, recipes for someone who panics and bails at the first inkling of trouble, a … Continue reading »
STAB! 364 – Steampunk Orgy
15-11-2023
STAB! 364 – Steampunk Orgy
In this drippy, clock adorned top hat of an episode of the STAB! show, old timey but somehow futuristic host Jesse Jones welcomes a hot & ready panel of Ben Rice, Daniel Kessenich, and Kim Martel to share their three VPWRs, nine items on the Burning Man break room bulletin board, campaign speeches for a … Continue reading »
STAB! 363 – Thoughts And Energetic Healing
13-11-2023
STAB! 363 – Thoughts And Energetic Healing
In this psychically directed episode of the STAB! show, crystal keeper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of warm, purposeful energy in Dayna Bryant, Imin J. Love & Jordan Gannon to share their three SMSUAs, greeting cards for “Congratulations on not losing your shit this week”, “So, you just had your first awkward sexual … Continue reading »
STAB! 362 – A Bucket Of Somethin’
06-11-2023
STAB! 362 – A Bucket Of Somethin’
In this rusty, flaky episode of the STAB! show, sloshin’ around host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of chunks and pieces in Willie Travis, Rhoda Ramone & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on YES, pick-up lines to and from scratch paper, a barn dance, & bottomless $9.95 crab legs, recipes for the perfect … Continue reading »