STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theater

STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience. read less
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STAB! 399 – Hitler Went To Elementary School
2d ago
STAB! 399 – Hitler Went To Elementary School
In this true if confusing episode of the STAB! show, also primary school taught host Jesse Jones welcomes a potential panel of evil in Frankie Lord, Chris Emery & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SNBBVD, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of a future AI controlled wasteland, recipes for someone who describes … Continue reading »

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STAB! 399 – Hitler Went To Elementary School
2d ago
STAB! 399 – Hitler Went To Elementary School
In this true if confusing episode of the STAB! show, also primary school taught host Jesse Jones welcomes a potential panel of evil in Frankie Lord, Chris Emery & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SNBBVD, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of a future AI controlled wasteland, recipes for someone who describes … Continue reading »
STAB! 384 – Gifteder and Talenteder
May 31 2024
STAB! 384 – Gifteder and Talenteder
In this highly special episode of the STAB! show, bright and imaginative host Jesse Jones welcomes an EXTREMELY promising panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Rice & Kim Martel to share their three(ish) takes on WADR, pick-up lines to and from gate keeping, a yappy little dog, & apartment living, closing arguments in defense of a … Continue reading »
STAB! 383 – Let Me Loom
May 30 2024
STAB! 383 – Let Me Loom
In this lazily hovering episode of the STAB! show, slightly deflated host Jesse Jones welcomes a gassy panel of Kameron Schmid, Milk Surface & Tyler Kinney to share their three CGWs, items on the bathroom walls of Paranoia, campaign speeches for a box of recently expired Trix cereal with a movie promotional tie in vying … Continue reading »
STAB! 382 – Building Skin Tolerance
Apr 29 2024
STAB! 382 – Building Skin Tolerance
In this super tough episode of the STAB! show, bubbling host Jesse Jones welcomes weirdly specifically toned guests Marco Cabodi, Steven Boyd & Eric Barger to share their three takes on OASIS, pick-up lines to and from an old issue of the TV Guide, a microwave spaghetti stained and blistered piece of tupperware, & face … Continue reading »
STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023
Jan 9 2024
STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023
It’s our favorite time of the year! STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza Special time! And this year host Jesse Jones welcomes a jam packed STAB! Theater full of producers and STAB! show favorites including, Paul Doyle, Buddy, Jeff Brown, Ben Warheit, Jordan Quattlebaum, Daniel Kessenich, Jack Marie, Alex Shewmaker, Milk Surface, Dayna Bryant, Eric … Continue reading »
STAB! 380 – Merry Pissmass, Uncles
Dec 25 2023
STAB! 380 – Merry Pissmass, Uncles
In this sterile episode of the STAB! show, someone’s brother and host Jesse Jones welcomes a holly, jolly, drippy panel of Trip Hazard, Sam Hochhalter & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on YULE, greeting cards for “So, you completely whiffed on everyone’s gifts AGAIN this year?”, “Merry Credit Card Debt Season”, & “Condolences, … Continue reading »
STAB! 379 – One Hundred And Three Babes
Dec 22 2023
STAB! 379 – One Hundred And Three Babes
In this luscious episode of the STAB! show, chick magnet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a ladyless panel of David Shapiro & Jeff Brown to share their two random reorganizations, (in this case XYZ & BBB), pick-up lines to and from a half eaten deer carcass, & Q-words, craigslist posting for a box of “Old … Continue reading »
STAB! 378 – Feels Not Good
Dec 18 2023
STAB! 378 – Feels Not Good
In this not great feeling episode of the STAB! show, kinda blah host Jesse Jones welcomes an “eh” panel of Chris Emery, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to share their three FNGs, greeting cards for “Congratulations, It’s Negative”, “Whoops, you were too good at your job. Now you get more work” & “We’re pretty sure … Continue reading »
STAB! 377 – Zing, Bitch!
Dec 15 2023
STAB! 377 – Zing, Bitch!
In this onomatopoetic episode of the STAB! Show, flat, smooth host Jesse Jones welcomes a still, glassy panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Parker Newman & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on NAVSUPMAN, pick-up lines to and from a drawer full of fat clothes, an answering machine, & a really good skipping rock, craigslist postings … Continue reading »
STAB! 376 – Throw The Pigskin Around
Dec 13 2023
STAB! 376 – Throw The Pigskin Around
In this slippery episode of the STAB! show, greased up host Jesse Jones welcomes a dreamy panel of Michelle Petro, Imin J. Love & Cory Barringer to share their three BOPs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Good Vibes, recipes for a perfect Fall evening, budget friendly revenge, & a rascal, descriptions … Continue reading »
STAB! 375 – Yo, This Product Sucks!
Dec 11 2023
STAB! 375 – Yo, This Product Sucks!
In this unsatisfactory episode of the STAB! show, one star host Jesse Jones welcomes a hastily returned panel of Willie Travis, Brett Stults & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on PCOF, bootlegs of Fievel Goes West, Armageddon, & American Horror Story, campaign speeches from an empty energy drink can running running for a … Continue reading »
STAB! 374 – An Akira Type Situation
Dec 8 2023
STAB! 374 – An Akira Type Situation
In this dystopian episode of the STAB! show, supernatural host Jesse Jones welcomes a flesh mound panel of Nicole Eichenberg, Leo Antolin & Sean Crandall to share their three HSTs, pick-up lines to or from the clearance aisle at Michael’s, a guy who always launches snot rockets, & protoplasm, recipes for vacation that’s more trouble … Continue reading »
STAB! 373 – Bag Is Funny
Dec 6 2023
STAB! 373 – Bag Is Funny
In this bag episode of the STAB! show, bag and host Jesse Jones welcomes a bag panel of Marco Cabodi, Nick Coleman & Nick Pettigrew to share their three bag takes on NTS, bootlegs of food items like croutons, alphabet soup, & canned ham, celebrations of Sputnik 2, Dolph Lundgren, Clarence Birdseye, Roseanne Barr, “The … Continue reading »
STAB! 372 – Did The Recipe Change, Or Did You?
Dec 4 2023
STAB! 372 – Did The Recipe Change, Or Did You?
In this numb, cold episode of the STAB! show, person of growth and host Jesse Jones welcomes a familiar, but different panel of Frankie Lord, Kameron Schmid & Nick Pettigrew to share their three VFDs, Halloween pick-up lines to and from slasher movies, plastic vampire teeth, & an amateur haunted house, breakfast cereals branded around … Continue reading »
STAB! 371 – So Many Sighs
Dec 1 2023
STAB! 371 – So Many Sighs
In this exasperated episode of the STAB! show, defeated host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of real troopers, Aubrey Zevallos, Ben Warheit & Jack Marie to share their three takes on FIAP, nine “2am After The Bars Close” break room bulletin board items, celebrations of Harvard University, Snoop Dogg, the Sydney Opera House, Pie Geelen, … Continue reading »
STAB! 370 – The STAB! 5 & 10 Year Overblown Tournament Spectacular Finals
Nov 29 2023
STAB! 370 – The STAB! 5 & 10 Year Overblown Tournament Spectacular Finals
In this triumphant episode of the STAB! show, weary, proud host Jesse Jones welcomes an exultant panel of tournament finalists, Eric Barger, Jeff Brown & Molly Doan to share their three IFPUGs, bootleg of Road Rules, 90 Day Fiancé, & Project Runway, recipes for someone who gets unreasonably upset with people doing immature things, a … Continue reading »
STAB! 369 – Popular Recording Artist
Nov 27 2023
STAB! 369 – Popular Recording Artist
In this pleasingly known episode of the STAB! show, known host Jesse Jones welcomes a recognized panel of Daniel Kessenich, Michelle Petro & Jeff Brown to share their three takes on MYK, nine Spooky Season haiku, closing arguments in defense of candy corn, how literally anyone else sets up their bathroom, & three hours of … Continue reading »
STAB! 368 – Light Bulbs, Amirite?
Nov 24 2023
STAB! 368 – Light Bulbs, Amirite?
In this highly illuminating episode of the STAB! Show, dim host Jesse Jones welcomes an incandescent panel of Kameron Schmid, Dayna Bryant & Molly Doan to share their three DNRs, definitions of new STAB!tionary words, Me-Bryan, Roamcry, & Dunkiny, craigslist postings for a razor scooter made of razors, Dayna’s own custom sodas she makes in … Continue reading »
STAB! 367 – Close The Door Behind You, The Cats’ll Get Out
Nov 22 2023
STAB! 367 – Close The Door Behind You, The Cats’ll Get Out
In this skittish episode of the STAB! show, pet parent and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel full of smoosh face rascals, Eric Barger, Marco Cabodi & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on CSI, nine 80s bulletin board items, campaign speeches for a can of Chicken and Stars soup running for President of … Continue reading »
STAB! 366 – The Saddest Night of STAB!
Nov 20 2023
STAB! 366 – The Saddest Night of STAB!
In this, pretty expected episode of the STAB! show, nonplussed host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of glum, including Jeff Brown, Christiana & Nick Pettigrew to share their three STABLUs, pick-up lines to and from Thanksgiving decorations, a toe ring, & the people in the picture of a Junior College course catalog, celebrations of Henry … Continue reading »