STAB!

STAB! Comedy Theater

STAB! brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1, STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience. read less

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STAB! 409 – Help, My Phone Deleted My Internet

STAB! 409 – Help, My Phone Deleted My Internet

In this confused, afraid edition of the STAB! show, white old host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of curmudgeons Mikhail Chernyavski, Dani Walsh & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on IOC, nine Old White Men bulletin board items, closing arguments in defense of weak coffee, hotter summers, & apathy, reviews of things, including … Continue reading »

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STAB! 409 – Help, My Phone Deleted My Internet

STAB! 409 – Help, My Phone Deleted My Internet

In this confused, afraid edition of the STAB! show, white old host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of curmudgeons Mikhail Chernyavski, Dani Walsh & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on IOC, nine Old White Men bulletin board items, closing arguments in defense of weak coffee, hotter summers, & apathy, reviews of things, including … Continue reading »

STAB! 408 – A Collage of Meaning

STAB! 408 – A Collage of Meaning

In this STAB! episode of many colors, flimsy, cut out host Jesse Jones welcomes a thoughtfully assembled and meaningful panel of Christiana, Connor Martin & Christy Farley to share their three COOCs, nine 2024 Summer Olympic haiku, craigslist postings for cool aunt lessons, a duffel bag full of bed bug infested throw pillows, & one … Continue reading »

STAB! 407 – AI Seal Broken

STAB! 407 – AI Seal Broken

In this digitally spoiled episode of the STAB! show, chat bot and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of soulless ones and zeroes, Emma Haney, Imin Love & Joe-Joe Louis to share their three takes on CCDD, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OAWYAYL, EIYDCHH & UGLERFC, campaign speeches from a discarded Amazon delivery box … Continue reading »

STAB! 406 – You Are Wrong To Feel Good

STAB! 406 – You Are Wrong To Feel Good

In this blunt, correct episode of the STAB! show, undeserving host Jesse Jones welcomes a sadly incorrect panel of Dayna Bryant, Ben Warheit & Jordan Gannon to share their three ILYMs, nine American politics haiku, new breakfast cereals themed around a moment of brutal social embarrassment in high school, a secret unrequited crush, & air … Continue reading »

STAB! 405 – Beep-Beep Boys

STAB! 405 – Beep-Beep Boys

In this non-toot-toot episode of the STAB! show, future warrior and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of sexy, advanced chrononauts, Grant Potter, Michelle Petro & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on SOP, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on Getting What You Needed but not What You Wanted”, “So you’re thinking about trying … Continue reading »

STAB! 404 – Sit In The Um

STAB! 404 – Sit In The Um

In this thin, translucent episode of the STAB! show, useless and runny host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of bio slime consisting of Sam Hochhalter, Scott Hoyle & Nick Pettigrew to share their three DWAIs, nine California State Fair haikus, three different recipes for an introvert’s perfect three day weekend, descriptions of new drugs Libber … Continue reading »

STAB! 403 – Dove Soap Margis

STAB! 403 – Dove Soap Margis

In this deliciously stain fighting episode of the STAB! show, bubbly lush and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of squeaky clean cosmopolitans Jack Marie, Sethu Chidambaram & Molly Doan to share their three takes on AAMOF, nine items on the Rational, Calm, Reasonable discourse between people with differing opinions bulletin board, craigslist postings for … Continue reading »

STAB! 402 – Prince With An H

STAB! 402 – Prince With An H

In this confusingly accented episode of the STAB! show, host Jesse Jones (with an R) welcomes a flashy, silently lettered panel of Willie Travis, Gilbert Gonzalez & Jeff Brown to share their three BLASTs, pick-up lines to and from an old TV stand left on the curb with a “FREE” sign on it, a complete … Continue reading »

STAB! 401 – Skull Truffles

STAB! 401 – Skull Truffles

In this crusty green episode of the STAB! show, diggable, hard to reach host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of nostril miners Cory Barringer, Frankie Lord & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on ESL, bootlegs of Bridgerton, Yellowstone, & Baby Reindeer, closing arguments in defense of someone who thinks pranks are hilarious, hitting … Continue reading »

STAB! 400 – CharBOOterie

STAB! 400 – CharBOOterie

In this tasty, bite-sized and frightening episode of the STAB! show, lil’ piece of dead ham, host Jesse Jones welcomes a spooky but classy panel of Carissa Edwards & Jaclyn Weiand to share their two FHEs, new greeting cards for Happy Affair With Your Administrative Assistant’s Day, a Congratulations No One Noticed card, & a … Continue reading »

STAB! 399 – Hitler Went To Elementary School

STAB! 399 – Hitler Went To Elementary School

In this true if confusing episode of the STAB! show, also primary school taught host Jesse Jones welcomes a potential panel of evil in Frankie Lord, Chris Emery & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SNBBVD, nine pieces from the bathroom walls of a future AI controlled wasteland, recipes for someone who describes … Continue reading »

STAB! 384 – Gifteder and Talenteder

STAB! 384 – Gifteder and Talenteder

In this highly special episode of the STAB! show, bright and imaginative host Jesse Jones welcomes an EXTREMELY promising panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Rice & Kim Martel to share their three(ish) takes on WADR, pick-up lines to and from gate keeping, a yappy little dog, & apartment living, closing arguments in defense of a … Continue reading »

STAB! 383 – Let Me Loom

STAB! 383 – Let Me Loom

In this lazily hovering episode of the STAB! show, slightly deflated host Jesse Jones welcomes a gassy panel of Kameron Schmid, Milk Surface & Tyler Kinney to share their three CGWs, items on the bathroom walls of Paranoia, campaign speeches for a box of recently expired Trix cereal with a movie promotional tie in vying … Continue reading »

STAB! 382 – Building Skin Tolerance

STAB! 382 – Building Skin Tolerance

In this super tough episode of the STAB! show, bubbling host Jesse Jones welcomes weirdly specifically toned guests Marco Cabodi, Steven Boyd & Eric Barger to share their three takes on OASIS, pick-up lines to and from an old issue of the TV Guide, a microwave spaghetti stained and blistered piece of tupperware, & face … Continue reading »

STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023

STAB! 381 – A STAB! Family Year End Special, 2023

It’s our favorite time of the year! STAB! Family Year End Blowout ExSTAB!raganza Special time! And this year host Jesse Jones welcomes a jam packed STAB! Theater full of producers and STAB! show favorites including, Paul Doyle, Buddy, Jeff Brown, Ben Warheit, Jordan Quattlebaum, Daniel Kessenich, Jack Marie, Alex Shewmaker, Milk Surface, Dayna Bryant, Eric … Continue reading »

STAB! 380 – Merry Pissmass, Uncles

STAB! 380 – Merry Pissmass, Uncles

In this sterile episode of the STAB! show, someone’s brother and host Jesse Jones welcomes a holly, jolly, drippy panel of Trip Hazard, Sam Hochhalter & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on YULE, greeting cards for “So, you completely whiffed on everyone’s gifts AGAIN this year?”, “Merry Credit Card Debt Season”, & “Condolences, … Continue reading »

STAB! 379 – One Hundred And Three Babes

STAB! 379 – One Hundred And Three Babes

In this luscious episode of the STAB! show, chick magnet and host Jesse Jones welcomes a ladyless panel of David Shapiro & Jeff Brown to share their two random reorganizations, (in this case XYZ & BBB), pick-up lines to and from a half eaten deer carcass, & Q-words, craigslist posting for a box of “Old … Continue reading »

STAB! 378 – Feels Not Good

STAB! 378 – Feels Not Good

In this not great feeling episode of the STAB! show, kinda blah host Jesse Jones welcomes an “eh” panel of Chris Emery, Emma Haney & Kim Martel to share their three FNGs, greeting cards for “Congratulations, It’s Negative”, “Whoops, you were too good at your job. Now you get more work” & “We’re pretty sure … Continue reading »

STAB! 377 – Zing, Bitch!

STAB! 377 – Zing, Bitch!

In this onomatopoetic episode of the STAB! Show, flat, smooth host Jesse Jones welcomes a still, glassy panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Parker Newman & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on NAVSUPMAN, pick-up lines to and from a drawer full of fat clothes, an answering machine, & a really good skipping rock, craigslist postings … Continue reading »

STAB! 376 – Throw The Pigskin Around

STAB! 376 – Throw The Pigskin Around

In this slippery episode of the STAB! show, greased up host Jesse Jones welcomes a dreamy panel of Michelle Petro, Imin J. Love & Cory Barringer to share their three BOPs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Good Vibes, recipes for a perfect Fall evening, budget friendly revenge, & a rascal, descriptions … Continue reading »