The Naruto Virgin

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Follow along as a grown man reads Naruto for the very first time, one week at a time! If you're a fan of Naruto, you can relive the excitement of the series from the beginning. If you haven't read Naruto yet, you can read along with us! read less
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THE END OF NARUTO!! (Chapters 695-700 + Final Movie)
18-05-2022
THE END OF NARUTO!! (Chapters 695-700 + Final Movie)
Naruto comes to an end, s massive time skip occurs, and the journey comes to an end... for now!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.

Episodes

THE END OF NARUTO!! (Chapters 695-700 + Final Movie)
18-05-2022
THE END OF NARUTO!! (Chapters 695-700 + Final Movie)
Naruto comes to an end, s massive time skip occurs, and the journey comes to an end... for now!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
THE FINAL BATTLE! (Chapters 685-694)
05-05-2022
THE FINAL BATTLE! (Chapters 685-694)
Team 7 teams up one last time to defeat Kaguya, but then...Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
The FINAL VILLAIN Revealed! (Chapters 675-684)
27-04-2022
The FINAL VILLAIN Revealed! (Chapters 675-684)
The final villain in Naruto is revealed. The bad news is that she came out of nowhere and sidelined Madara. The good news is that she's a MILF.Ft. Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
THE ULTIMATE POWER! (Chapters 665-674)
20-04-2022
THE ULTIMATE POWER! (Chapters 665-674)
The Sage of the Six Paths APPEARS, Naruto and Sasuke New POWER-UPS, and MIGHT GUY!!Ft. Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
MADARA'S FINAL FORM! (Chapters 655-664)
06-04-2022
MADARA'S FINAL FORM! (Chapters 655-664)
Obito is a simp confirmed and Madara becomes the ULTIMATE VILLAIN!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
Naruto and Sasuke SLAPPED Obito! (Chapters 642-654)
30-03-2022
Naruto and Sasuke SLAPPED Obito! (Chapters 642-654)
Naruto, Sasuke, and everyone else works together to take down Obito and Ten Tails!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
TEAM 7 REUNITED!! (Chapters 632-641)
09-03-2022
TEAM 7 REUNITED!! (Chapters 632-641)
Team 7 REUNITES and fights together again, Obito becomes the Ten Tails Jinchuriki, the Gokage return, and more!Featuring Gozen and Animak from AnimeUproar
Minato and Naruto FIGHTING TOGETHER!! (Chapters 622-631)
01-03-2022
Minato and Naruto FIGHTING TOGETHER!! (Chapters 622-631)
In this episode we cover Hashirama and Madara's backstory, Sasuke finally coming to his senses, and Minato and Naruto fighting together in the big battle!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
HASHIRAMA RETURNS!! (Chapters 612-621)
08-02-2022
HASHIRAMA RETURNS!! (Chapters 612-621)
In this episode we talk about some major deaths, the insane return of the 4 former hokage, Madara's backstory, and more!Ft. Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar
THE TEN TAILS!! (Chapters 601-611)
02-02-2022
THE TEN TAILS!! (Chapters 601-611)
In this episode we get Obito's full backstory with Madara, the truth about Rin, and the appearance of TEN TAILS!Ft. Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar, Nux Taku.
Tobi's Identity Finally REVEALED!! (Chapters 587-600)
19-01-2022
Tobi's Identity Finally REVEALED!! (Chapters 587-600)
Tobi's identity finally revealed, Madara frees himself from the edotensei, Itachi leaves again, and more!Featuring Animak and Gozen AnimeUproar.
Itachi and Sasuke TEAM UP!! (Chapters 573-586)
11-01-2022
Itachi and Sasuke TEAM UP!! (Chapters 573-586)
The battle between Madara and the Five Kage continues, Itachi and Sasuke join forces against Kabuto, and more!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
KURAMA UNLEASHED! (Chapters 561-572)
29-12-2021
KURAMA UNLEASHED! (Chapters 561-572)
In this episode we cover the Five Kage vs. Madara, Kurama's awakening, Naruto attaining his full Biju form, and more!Ft. Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar, with a cameo from Nux Taku
WTF! The REAL Madara Revealed! (Chapters 549-560)
22-12-2021
WTF! The REAL Madara Revealed! (Chapters 549-560)
In this episode we discuss the shocking reveal of the REAL Madara, Naruto VS the Third Raikage, Gaara VS the former Mizukage, and more!Fautirng Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
Naruto VS Raikage! (Chapters 537-548)
15-12-2021
Naruto VS Raikage! (Chapters 537-548)
The Fourth Shinobi War just claimed tens of thousands of casualties, Gaara confronts his dad, Naruto confronts the Raikage, and more!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
NARUTO BREAKS FREE! (Chapters 525-536)
01-12-2021
NARUTO BREAKS FREE! (Chapters 525-536)
Naruto breaks free from the island and prepares to face Madara HEAD ON!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar, appearance by Nux Taku.
THE WAR BEGINS! (Chapters 513-524)
24-11-2021
THE WAR BEGINS! (Chapters 513-524)
In this episode we discuss the beginning of the Fourth Great Ninja War, including the shocking return of many of the greatest shinobi from the past.Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
Naruto's NEW FORM and Tragic Backstory! (Chapters 499-511)
10-11-2021
Naruto's NEW FORM and Tragic Backstory! (Chapters 499-511)
In this episode we discuss the tragic death of Naruto's parents, Naruto's new Nine Tails Chakra form, and and Tobi's deadly engame!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
Naruto's Mother Finally REVEALED! (Chapters 484-498)
02-11-2021
Naruto's Mother Finally REVEALED! (Chapters 484-498)
In this episode we talk about Sasuke vs. Kakashi and Naruto, Naruto's training with Killer Bee, and the introduction of Naruto's mother Kushina!Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar.
Sasuke vs Danzo was f***ed up! (Chapters 471-483)
19-10-2021
Sasuke vs Danzo was f***ed up! (Chapters 471-483)
In this episode we discuss the conclusion of the Gokage Summit Arc, including the fight between Kisame and Killer Bee, and the fight between Sasuke and Danzo.Featuring Animak and Gozen from AnimeUproar, Nux Taku.