Royal Subjects

Coronation prep underway, South Park, and a distinguished guest breaks down the royal teen playing field.

We held it together as long as we could, yet today we unloaded on the Sussex multiverse.  Also, an attempted coup by German royalists, the legal role of monarchs in the EU, and our favorite royal holiday movie, "The Lion in Winter."

As you fluff your couch pillows, put on your sweatpants, and pop some popcorn, we've reviewed all of the latest royal TV series worthy of a long winter's night.

Following Queen Elizabeth II's moving state funeral, we present a brief rundown of little-known facts from the events, plus everyone's favorite BROOCH WATCH!

As the Queen's funeral events play out, we take some time to discuss the week's events, plus a review of the new Sussex "Archetypes" podcast. Humor alert: even in a solemn week, we still joke around. We figure you're already watching and absorbing the serious stuff, and need a break.

Everybody's favorite mesh-top-wearing monarch celebrates a birthday, the Japanese royals face the formidable foe of primogeniture, and Prince Harry delights his critics with a speech at the UN. All this, plus a little more news and a whole lot of heraldry for dumb folks.

The game speaks for itself, and it was pretty fun to stop and think about who and why.  We'll let you think about the other details. Also royal news and the view from the Jubilee balcony.

In this episode of Royal Subjects, we check in with royal news (including things Sussex, the abdication in Jordan, and the royal trip to Jamaica). Then, we finish up with the most badass of Italian renaissance bitches, Caterina Sforza.

To escape the sad news about the Queen having COVID and the Prince Andrew scandal, we dial back to the late 1400s, and a noblewoman who was elegant, astute, assertive, and well, willing to leave her children as hostages.

Prince Andrew f**ked around and finds out, Japanese/Ethiopian/Dutch/Danish updates, Meghan and Harry sue Her Majesty's Government for protection and the remarkable life of  Queen Christina of Sweden.

As ever,  we report on the latest royal news from around the world --and then burden our listeners with a review of "Diana: The Musical."

After a summer break at Balmoral, Anne and Malia return with a dash through the latest news and an exploration of Charles the Bald and Frederick the Fat. Were they (respectively) bald and fat? And why don't we still get to nickname royals like that?

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Latest royal news and a dive into the fabulous world of Rudolf II Hapsburg

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