Transmission intercept: significance unknown. Coded message recieved by server at the instant the audio file surfaced online. Message reads: "Timeliness is so blasé." Perplexing. File for further study. Note: All attempts at quarentining these files results in further proliferation. Best to let them rot in obscurity. Cast: Narrator - Joey Pellegrino - twitter.com/josmatpel Entity - Elodie Cunningham - twitter.com/ChemyWords